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10.26.2011

Random Wednesday Morning Thoughts



  • Tony La Russa's daughter kind of called Ron Washington a crackhead. (But did not reference "gettin' holt of the wrong stuff"). 
  • His other daughter is a Hey, Now.
  • A cold front is moving through St. Louis today with a 60% chance of rain for tonight. With tomorrow looking like nice weather, it wouldn't bother me if they moved Game Six to Thursday.
  • Almost killed the Family Cat who decided to spend the night on a windowsill yelling at something outside. She got to take an all expense paid midnight vacation to the garage.
  • The Feds are after a Texas DA but they might find it tough going. The practice of a defendant agreeing to sign over seized cash in a drug case in exchange for a better plea bargain gives rise to a potential conflicts of interest, but I don't think its illegal.
  • Take this example. A defendant is arrested with 10 grams of dope and has $10,000 cash on him. The DA offers 2 years in prison as a plea bargain.  Would it be unethical to offer an alternative of 10 years probation instead of pen time if the defendant agreed to forfeit that money to the State? (The arresting agency normally gets 70% and the prosecutor's office gets 30%. It can't do to the prosecutor's salary, however.)
  • The first time I was confronted with the issue as DA in the 1990s was when a deal was proposed by a defense lawyer who had been an infamous Dallas prosecutor during the Henry Wade administration. I ask him if he was actually proposing a better plea bargain in exchange for signing a judgment forfeiting his client's seized cash. His reply, without hesitation, "That's exactly what I'm proposing."
  • According to the Update, sounds like we've got a death on 1810 due to a one car wreck this morning. 
  • I'm a middle aged guy and I've been battling a pimple all week. 
  • President Obama was on Leno last night and told a story about eating chicken wings in the presidential limo.  I sometimes wonder if he is simply baiting the Bubbas of the world. 
  • West Virginia is joining the Big 12  -- as in the "The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia". (The only documentary to show a grandmother snorting cocaine while in a hospital room.)
  • There's a lot of student debt out there. And the government has shocking ways of getting paid back when compared to private lenders.
  • The official Amy Winehouse autopsy reveals she died of alcohol and not drugs. And she comes in at a shocking .416 alcohol level. I had always heard cracking .40 would kill you. 
  • But the most interesting part is the official cause of death is listed as "Misadventure."   In general, I suppose that's not a bad way to go.
  • Lindsay Lohan is getting neekid for Playboy.  Her better days pictured here and here
  • People in Denton didn't want to pay to see the untalented half of Hall & Oates. 


60 comments:

Anonymous said...

WTF! Change that picture now!!

Anonymous said...

The wreck on FM 1810 looks like the driver was going south on FM 1655 crossed over FM 1810 and ran through a metal gate. The vehicle was about 200 feet from the gate entrance. Emergency vehicles everywhere. It sure didn't look good.

Anonymous said...

Today's random girlies look like Butch and butchette.


Of course, Tony La Russa's idiot daughter is going to bash Ron Washington, the Rangers are gonna kick their loser team's hiney and by george they have so far!

Anonymous said...

NO REAL THAN YOU ARE.



Ego Leonard #8

Anonymous said...

You had to know this morning's pic was going to get you hammered.

Bacon said...

Bacon Scale
Left
.1 out of 5
Right
2 out of 5


Lindsay Lohan pic
4.8 out of 5
I think she is smoking hot at times then others not so much.

RPM said...

The Wild and Wonderful Whites makes Wise County look classy and highfalutin.

Anonymous said...

Yikes, dikes!

Anonymous said...

Barry, go to CVS and get some Stridex pads. Worked on my dogs puppy acne and me when I was a teen. Put it on morning and night.

Anonymous said...

I'm not sure how to feel about the Lindsey Lohan news.

This would have been HUGE to me five years ago.....but I thought Playboy was about showcasing women with class.

It seems Lindsey descended into Hustler territory some time ago!

Anonymous said...

I've seen the Devil now shoot me in da head.

Anonymous said...

Poor homely girls...somebody will like take them sooner or later.

guinjames said...

Random Chick Pic= butterface
I think the grandma in WV was snorting crushed up Oxycontin (hillbilly heroin) in the hospital.
The documentary also had Hank Williams III, a real class act like his daddy.

Anonymous said...

Wish the Messenger would not report until they have more info...like was it a truck or car and who was it.

Anonymous said...

Oh Ok, now I get it!

Obama makes sure all the Whities know he's down with the chicken wings and the Blackies know he's down with the fried chicken and waffles.

Who knew that's all it takes to decide on a president is by what they eat instead of their agendas?

Thanks BG for teaching us how to decide!

Anonymous said...

That's what you get when you google "ugly and bikini" !!

Anonymous said...

Eastern Europeans.

My Other Brother Darryl

Anonymous said...

Barry, in addition to your acne, are you also having vision problems lately?

Anonymous said...

Try St. Ives Apricot Facial Scrub every day to keep your skin exfoliated and clear of breakouts. Use it while you shower.

It's the best!

Anonymous said...

You had to put that pic up just to provoke us.

Anonymous said...

it was a van that ran thru 1655 south at fm1810 a couple of miles east of chico...the old rancher who has lived there for many years told me that this very thing had happened dozens of times over the years, why don't they put a blinking lite there? most of the time when they wreck out they are drunk, the world is better off.

Anonymous said...

Try St. Ives Apricot Facial Scrub

He didn't say it was on his face.

Rage

Anonymous said...

Use dolphin afterbirth as an exfoliant. It works.

The Devil said...

9am...BANG!

yellow dog demo said...

Worse random thoughts every please say you posted them as bit and you really don't find them attractive!

The Big Fat Greek Movie Guy said...

Windex!

Anonymous said...

Berry, It's so refreshing to see you using local girls pictures for the RT girls of the day. Thanks.

Anonymous said...

Ethical rules do not allow a prosecutor, or anyone for that matter, to compromise (another word for settle) a criminal outcome based on a settlement of a civil claim. No prosecutor should EVER offer a different deal if the defendant agrees to the forfeiture. Sometimes they get done at the same time just as a matter of convenience but one should never depend on the other.

Anonymous said...

Man Barry, those girls are ugly as sin.

John Holmes' Ghost said...

What's wrong with you?

Those gals (if that's what they really are) have manly faces! The chick on the right is barely the better of the two.

Still, being a porn-god, my standards are low and I'd do 'em both, begrudgingly, starting with Miss Funbags.

Anonymous said...

dang BG, those gulls are fugly..

Anonymous said...

... if they move game 6 and we lose, they bring back carpenter, ed dont want that...

John Holmes' Ghost said...

PS - Its about time LinLo did us right and shows us the stuff in Playboy. I'd prefer Huslter, but this will do. Man, I love Freckles!

Anonymous said...

Hey, Rage, good one. Could it be you are actually gaining in intelligence and wit? Nah, probably just got lucky.

Anonymous said...

I'd still hit it but in the dark.


The Backdoor Intruder

Anonymous said...

Rage, if that's the case be a good sport and share that horses a## cream you use with BG.

Anonymous said...

Pumpkin. A time honored tradition of celebrating Halloween in Newark.

Anonymous said...

Doesn't Randy Rogers sing hit me in the dark?

Anonymous said...

Plumpkin- A time honored tradition of celebrating Halloween in the toilet.

Anonymous said...

MAYBE YOU ARE LIKE 21/2 MEN THIS WEEK LEANING TOWARD A DYKE

Anonymous said...

Worst Random Girls EVER!! every time i see Barron in Public i'm gonna run up to him and start that little dance like that guy on the wonderful world of whites just watch him get nervous...

Anonymous said...

Owww!! My eyes...my eyes...please stop!

Anonymous said...

Seen the wreck firsthand guy had a piece of pipe all the way thru him and the seat! If everyone wouldn't have whined about the paradise wreck pic ya'll could've seen what it looked like too!

Anonymous said...

Unicorn tears is also a good exfoliant.

Anonymous said...

1:33 PM

Geez, I bet he had hell gettin out of the truck!

Anonymous said...

That picture=derp, derp

Anonymous said...

At least the one on the right has the bod to qualify as a butter face. Pics of LaRussa's Raiderette daughter and sweet,clean Lindsay Lohan kind of make up for the RMT fails

Anonymous said...

From the update

More than 45 percent of the students enrolled in Wise County public schools received free or reduced-price meals in 2009-2010.

I'd like to see the financials and assets of these kids parents.

Bet there would be some changes to that percentage.

Jack Daniels said...

Seen the wreck firsthand...

Wise County grammar at it's finest, 1:33!

Anonymous said...

1:33 I do not want to see what it looked like. At least he passed quickly...bless his heart.

Anonymous said...

Proactiv works. Put the refining mask on it at night and it wont hurt anymore.

Anonymous said...

hay, i stuk my fanger in a dyke onest..nevre agin

Anonymous said...

Hey jackass daniels I am from Chico what ya expect? Purty sure anyone that goes by jack daniels isn't a frikin rogue scholar either ya jack wagon!

Anonymous said...

Great specimens of the Greater Mediterranean Butterface (Gudlookinfromafar farfromgudlookin) at home in their native habitat.

Anonymous said...

"Rogue scholar"?

Anonymous said...

I have no idea who Tony LaRussa is and I have a feeling I'm all the better for that.

el chupacabra said...

Winehouses death is not at all surprising. When addicts of drugs- especially heroin try to quit they often turn to alcohol which then kills them. Various legal drugs are often also to blame, but yes, alcohol kills plenty of people- they're just less famous.

Anonymous said...

Since when is having cash money a crime? The burden of proof is now on the person with money to prove its not illicit?
This country is severely screwed.
Its robbery by the police and DA. I know, I was a party to these transactions. I have since seen the light.

Anonymous said...

RWMT pic = Doctor, my eyes!

The front page lady from Juliet's Jewels is pretty, though.

Anonymous said...

Money could help fund more drug task force instead of two deputies just patroling at night. How did the Sheriffs department afford to put on the carnival going on there at present?
Wise County needs to watch their budgets better or alot of school kids might go hungry, and get to work on the roads like the intersection where all the wrecks happen by the Wise County S. O.