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10.27.2011

Random Thursday Morning Thoughts


  • Finally an answer on the resignation of the former Decatur principal from Arlington ISD.
  • That Super Committee that is in charge of budget cuts (or automatic cuts take effect) proposed yesterday replacing the dollar bill with coins to aid in the process of saving money. Now, they just have to worry about the other 99.9999% of the cuts.
  • An Alabama high school apparently hasn't received the memo that you can't have school sponsored prayers at high school football games. And Fox News thinks this is big news and sneaks "Jesus" into the headline for ultimate impact.
  • Rick Perry struggles on the campaign trail? Has anyone ever seen when a local TV station tries to interview him as he goes to or from an event? I've seen KXAS footage and Fox 4 footage before, and you would think  it was like an assassination attempt based upon the way his handlers scurried him away.
  • And now he says he is against the confederate flag on Texas license place. What's he trying to do? Alienate his base?
  • One of my neighbors has a confederate flag hanging in his garage. I'm sure he's trying to send a "state's right" message.
  • Watching Jeopardy yesterday, I couldn't remember the other name for "adverse witness."  It was "hostile".  And in twenty-five years of practice, I've never heard the word "hostile witness" formally uttered in court. 
  • Of all the money that is donated due to the pink Breast Cancer Awareness month, I wonder what safeguards are in place to get it into the proper hands. Across the country, that is a ton of cash going  through a lot of other hands first. 
  • From the description, that wreck on 1810 yesterday was grizzly. 
  • Should I legally bet on the Cardinals tonight and post a pic of the ticket before the game? 
  • I can't tell you the number of times I yelled "Focus!!" during the softball season. 


43 comments:

Anonymous said...

Good God, Why would any gal want boobs that big...

Anonymous said...

barry, you're back on your game with the RT girls.

Bacon said...

Bacon Scale
left
2 out of 5
Right
4.9 out of 5
I have been saving that for a great pic and today is the day. She is hot hot.

KatyDid said...

Maybe someone needs to shout "Focus!" at Governor Perry...

From what I can tell, though, the liberals I talk to seem more surprised the guy is bottoming out than the conservatives do...

Anonymous said...

Here is a better question on all the "pink" money

How much of the proceeds should be be donated when you claim you are doing something for __________ cancer?

If I hold a chili cook off and make it about breast cancer should 100% of the proceeds go to the American cancer society, 75%, 50%... what is the number

Anonymous said...

One of these things is not like the others, one of these things just isn't the same...

Anonymous said...

We love (.)(.) ♫

Anonymous said...

Money raising for breast cancer is not going to cure you or anyone else...waste of time and money.
It is simply a feel good thing for those who are affected. God knows the day and time I will go...why should I fight it!

Anonymous said...

The girl on the left is a poster girl for wanting boobs like the girl on the right.

Anonymous said...

Got milk????

Anonymous said...

Whats this rumor about a bunch of Bridgeport Football players quiting due to a coaching problem???

Anonymous said...

I could care less about whether a candidate can debate or not. It doesn't prove anything but who can win the trophy for being the tough guy or gay.

There are much better resources out there to know a candidate's agenda than some stupid debate. Nothing is gained from these debates. Half of the candidates don't even get the same airtime.

I commend Rick Perry for not wanting to be part of that chaos.

Anonymous said...

One of those girls seems to have a competitive edge over the other.......I might go with the other girl, because I think she'd just try harder:)

And I love the quote about Melinda Reeves being in a "drug-induced haze."

BigTex said...

Barry, I bet you have a Rainbow Flag in your garage.

Triple Fake... said...

I'm no Noah Webster, but I think the word you are intending to use is "grisly". The word "grizzly" shouldn't be used to describe the scene of an accident unless there was a certain type of bear driving the vehicle involved.
Also, it's license plates - not license place. English IS your primary language, right?

I'm pretty sure that the message your neighbor is trying to send has very little to do with states' rights

The idea that switching from paper to coin for the dollar bill to save money is questionable. The use of cash is certainly on the decline. Any savings realized will decrease as people go more toward cashless transactions. And if that idea is implemented, how is it going to impact the "ladies dancing nekkid in bars to put themselves thru community college" community?


Vinny Gambini: Your Honor, may I have permission to treat Ms. Vito as a hostile witness?
Mona Lisa Vito: You think I'm hostile now, wait 'til you see me tonight.
Judge Chamberlain Haller: Do you two know each other?
Vinny: Yeah, she's my fiancée.
Judge Haller: Well, that would certainly explain the hostility.

BigTex said...

Good God, Why would any gal want boobs that big...

So she can get some scumbag lawyer to sue the doctor later for back problems.

Anonymous said...

nice pic, in case anyone cares, that's the London Bridge in the background now located in Lake Havasu City, AZ.

The Devil said...

I really don't have a dog in the fight either way, but it does seem to have become politically correct to bash Christian prayer while praising Islamic prayer.

Anonymous said...

Focus...?....Bofus?

Anonymous said...

I have to yell Focus alot during sex with Strippers, dont be hatin on old fun bags on the right..thems some Rooster Bullets, you dont see sweater meat like that often.

Anonymous said...

I think the gal on the left does morning traffic reports on channel five.

Anonymous said...

The one on the left said, "No, no, I said I wanted tits!"


The one on the right said, "No, no, I said I wanted tats!"

Anonymous said...

I'm considering starting my own charity event to raise money for testicular cancer. I've decided to call it, "Bowling for Balls", but "Tennis for Testes" was a close second.

Double Fake Lance Armstrong

Anonymous said...

Hey I like big ( . ) ( . ) But why in the hell would you get them THAT big?? Girl did you ever think what you would look like in your 60's ot 70's..

Anonymous said...

The courts have no problem with prayer itself, but a great deal with where it is delivered/at at whose direction. Student chosen and written prayer is OK. Watch what happens on the day the student body choses a Muslim (probably as a poke at admin) to deliver the prayers.

The best bet, pray at home, in church or silently anywhere. No rules there!

Anonymous said...

NOt only is the girl on the right absurdly large, but appears terribly uneven. What a cluster.

Secondly, few of us who knew her when she was in Decatur are surprised or sorry Melina Reeves got herself into trouble. She gave our kids living h*** when she was here.

Jack Daniels said...

sweater meat

Now that's funny.

John Holmes' Ghost said...

Ms.Biggins, her friend, and Paris... glad your making the effort to make up for yesterday's gals.

Anonymous said...

yall kin all kiss my donkey...(_*_)..

HornDog said...

How come everyone is assuming that the chick on the rights tits are not real?? I can't see any scars from here. MOTOR BOAT

Anonymous said...

Methinks that the tat girl's boobs used to be bigger before being squished by the other girl's boobs

BigTex said...

Em r sum biggins

Anonymous said...

"Of all the money that is donated due to the pink Breast Cancer Awareness..."

It's my understanding that less than half of all that money goes to actual research. the majority of it goes to legal battles to sue people who've inadvertently used the ribbon symbol or some other form of copyright type stuff. Confirm or deny Mr. Attorney!

Anonymous said...

I prefer (o)(o) to (.)(.)

Anonymous said...

That's exactly why I would never give money to any non-profit entity.

NEVER

Anonymous said...

Uh Oooooh,you should have never shown me that picture cuz somethin bad just happened and may again in 10 minutes or so.

Anonymous said...

9:41
I don't mean to be the language police but you probably meant that you "couldn't care less."
When you say you could care less, it means that you actually could
"care less" than you care now.

The debates are impossible to win because they are not actual debates in the true sense of the word. The are really just tests to check the candidates for basic intelligence and knowledge. Perry is a miserable failue at these debates because of the basic intelligence and knowledge thingy.
Uncle Wally

Anonymous said...

"And in twenty-five years of practice, I've never heard the word "hostile witness" formally uttered in court."

The very first time that I ever testified at a DWI trial, I was nervous and took very seriously my duty to tell the truth. I would consider every question carefully, to remember each aspect of the events from 18 months before. The defense attorney, a hotshot out of Dallas, pounded on the defense table and demanded that I be declared a Hostile Witness, and then approached the witness stand and demanded if I was familiar with the penalty for Aggavated Perjury. As the reason for my slow answers was precisely because I WAS so invested in telling exactly what was the truth, I became a bit peeved at the counselor implying that I was lying before the court. And look at that! He had his hostile witness, after all.

I suppose that he did his client a service. Afterward, he tried to shake my hand in the parking lot. I politely declined to do so. If you can't defend your client without calling an honest cop a liar, on zero evidence to that effect, then you're not much of an attorney.

I've since learned to stay cool and let the prosecutor handle such idiocies. (Though, on that instance, the prosecutor was out for his first litigation, too.) And over a decade later, I've never seen anything like that since.

Anonymous said...

It is true,several bull players quit.

Anonymous said...

Yes, I know it costs more to have paper in the money pipeline, but I want my Greenbacks. NO NO NO NO to the dollar coin only. Have both and let people choose. With the arguments put forth by the Super Committee, it's only a short leap to having a national debit/credit card issued by the Federal Reserve for all citizens. Everything electronic. Save a ton by printing NO paper currency.

Strippers with swipe devices? Hey buddy, watch where you are sliding that card.

My Other Brother Darryl

Anonymous said...

5:20 you are wrong, it wasn't several.

Anonymous said...

9;07 If you operate like United Way or the Red Cross keep ninety per cent;like The Salvation Army only a dime.The truth and you can look it up.It's the only true charity in town.

Anonymous said...

We are willing to make a four for the price of one trade. DHS will give Arlington 4 principals if we can have Reeves back. We are being waterboarded with Koolaide here! Help!!! Please!!!