8.05.2011

Run Eddie!!!!



Good grief, lady.  That chick in the Blair Witch Project didn't scream as much as you (not to mention that she even held the camera steadier than you.)  My brain feels like it has been pierced.

And if you're not offended by extreme cussing, you can check out her fine work once she finds out that they put the horse "right back to work."

21 comments:

The Secret Police said...

Bang! Bang!
That was me shooting myself. (jokes in 3..2..1)
Good Grief! Put a sock in it lady.

Arguendo | Dixi said...

She didn't seem to have a problem with the horse when she paid her money to take the ride, now did she?

Anonymous said...

I would have been crying just like her!! OMG that was so traumatic to witness. I was afraid the horse had broken it's leg. He tripped over the freaking curb! Poor woman and thank God the Horse is okay!!
Are you trying to make me stroke out Barry?

Anonymous said...

I hope she turns them in for animal abuse. Poor horses.

Anonymous said...

Why does she have a copyright mark on the video? Is she trying to make money off of making a fool of herself?

Anonymous said...

Damn Lady....... use your injectable Thorazine!

Anonymous said...

Motorcycle driver killed in two-vehicle accident

11:17 AM CDT on Friday, August 5, 2011

A motorcycle driver died Friday morning in a two-vehicle accident in Ponder.

A car and a motorcycle collided around 9 a.m. at the intersection of Remington Park Lane and FM2499, said Tom Reedy, spokesman for the Denton County Sheriff’s Office.

The motorcycle driver’s identity has not been released, Reedy said, and Ponder police and the Sheriff’s Office are investigating the accident.

Anonymous said...

Oh she jumped in the buggy and gave a little yell
The horse ran away and tore the buggy all to hell
Now the horse is the stable and the buggy is in the barn
Another little drink will do no harm

Anonymous said...

With every cry she made, I laughed.

Anonymous said...

Would someone please slap the hysterical Theresa Shaver? Thank you.

My Other Brother Darryl

Anonymous said...

We don't have any problems in this country.

Anonymous said...

why was she screaming and telling Jr. to run? did she think the horse was going to explode?

Anonymous said...

I wonder if she's a Shaver.

Anonymous said...

I bet a million dollars will ease her pain and suffering. Good grief!

Anonymous said...

She has to have proof that she suffered emotional distress and up her chances of a large settlement. I bet she even has an Obammy bumper sticker.

Anonymous said...

Her poor husband...

el chupacabra said...

Proof we've evolved past our right to exist.

That womans grandmother had to kill chickens with her bare hands to eat and feed her family- hours after giving birth at home to her mother and this silly woman is about to stroke out over a horse that tripped over a curb.

As Barry said,"Good grief."

Anonymous said...

She would have had a heart attack if she was riding the horse and buggy that tried to jump the fence in a parade in Decatur several years back. Can you say "drama momma?"

RPM said...

Xanax anyone?

Anonymous said...

Skippy, Quick. Giver her your card.

Anonymous said...

HAHAHA... now THAT was funny! What an idiot! And she will probably file copyright infringement on you.... goofy bitch!