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Does the guy not go to the movies? There is a ton of adventure to be had once you find a big ol' bag of dope. Just think No Country For Old Men with Josh Brolin or True Romance with Christian Slater? Wait. Both those guys ended up getting shot.
Story.
(Little known story: I actually found a marijuana garden n the woods when I was a kid. I pulled up the plants -- in the spirit of a true crime fighter -- and began walking back to the house. That prompted my brother to take off running while yelling, "You can go to jail for a couple of ounces and you've got a few pounds!!!!" Funny. Dad actually took one of the plants into the Bridgeport Police Chief to verify it was pot. It was. Those, my friends, were simpler days.)
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So it was YOU that yanked my garden!
DF Ponderosa Red
Snowing in Galveston? Will wonders never cease.
My Other Brother Darryl
How about posting on the freezing temps they are having in south America?
I had some friends that found a bale of pot on the beach in galveston about 20 years ago. It was wrapped in black plastic and duct tape. The seawater had ruined about the first 4 inches on the surface but under that was good and dry. They split it among about 5 guys and said it lasted them from 6 months to a year each.
You really were a goody-goody, weren't you? In high school in Decatur in 1969, I had several friends who grew the pot for us all, we sure did have some fun! Those were the days my friend...riding around after school toking, then home for supper to Ward and June who never knew the difference!!
PONDEROSA, hells yeah!
That explains everything Skippy. I bet you got your ass beat a lot when you were a kid.
Skippy, Why aren't you posting about all the liberal weenies and their sex scandals. There was another one today from New Jersey texting nude photos. And the last one that had sex with a sixteen year old still hasn't resigned. You and Rage must be so proud.
When I was seven years old, my family lived in a duplex. The man that rented the other half left an old Chevy sitting on the curb, and it had a six-pack of been in the floorboard. Back then I thought once you were drunk, you were drunk forever--it didn't wear off. I put threw the beer in the dumpster and flattened three of the car tires so the guy couldn't drink and drive. I also tried to call a towing company to have the car towed off. LOL. With that kind of attitude, I should have made a prosecutor! Boy, was I in trouble when my father got home.
Well, I was workin' on my farm 'bout 1982,
Pullin' up some corn and a little carrot, too
When two low-flying aeroplanes, 'bout a hundred feet high
Dropped a bunch o' bales o' somethin', some hit me in the eye...
So I cut a bale open, an' man was I surprised
Bunch o' large sized baggies, with big white rocks inside
So I took a little sample to my crazy brother Joe
He sniffed it up and kicked his heels, said, "Horton, that's some blow!"
Bales of cocaine, fallin' from low-flyin' plane
I don't know who done dropped 'em, but I thank 'em just the same
Bales of cocaine, fallin' like a foriegn rain
My life changed completely by the low-flyin' planes
So I loaded up them bales in my pick-em-up truck,
Headed west for Dallas, where I would try my luck
I didn't have a notion if I could sell 'em there,
But, thirty minutes later, I was a millionaire...
Bales of cocaine, fallin' from low-flyin' plane
I don't know who done dropped 'em, but I thank 'em just the same
Bales of cocaine, fallin' like a foriegn rain
My life changed completely by the low-flyin' planes
And now I am a rich man, but I'm still a farmer, too
But I sold my farm in Texas, bought a farm down in Peru
And when get so homesick, I think I'm goin' insane,
I travel back to Texas in a low-flyin' plane...
Bales of cocaine, fallin' from low-flyin' plane
I don't know who done dropped 'em, but I thank 'em just the same
Bales of cocaine, fallin' like a foriegn rain
My life changed completely by the low-flyin' planes
"Galveston? Son, you're on Pedro Flores' land. He catches you here he'll hang you for sure."
yep, 1:40, surely is evidence of climate change.
The next time I'm in Bport I'll have to swing by the Chief's house to see what he has growing in his garden.
for 50 lbs of coke I'll take my chances no country for old men my butt.
I got your back 4:58.
There is a ton of weed in Rhome since the truck stop opened.
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