8.03.2011

Almost Forgot: Wise County Wishes* President Obama A Happy 50th Birthday!


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*For some reason, I don't think the wishes will be unanimous. 

72 comments:

Anonymous said...

3..2..1......

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday..... Nigger.

Anonymous said...

I bet 50 bucks it was a banana coconut cream cake. Look at dem lipses!!!!

Anonymous said...

I think you are a day early.

Anonymous said...

I thought they all celebrated their birthdays on June 13th?

Anonymous said...

I would rather you not speak on my behalf - Thank you! I didn't vote for him so why would I want to wish him anything? Just sayin'.

Anonymous said...

That a banana cake?

Anonymous said...

What is the heart attack rate in 50 year old men?

Anonymous said...

Them kids better hurry and get a piece of that cake. Momma ain't blowing out the candles....she creating a vacuum and about to inhale the whole thing.

Anonymous said...

12:32 - you are DISGUSTING!

Anonymous said...

Which one of them can fling poop the farthest, you reckon?

Anonymous said...

Looks like a bunch of monkeys wondering what fire is.

Gary the Graboid said...

I am sure that there will be a lot of domestic beer-flavored water hoisted to the event accompanied by many toasts that end " . . . may it be your last."

Anonymous said...

Looks just like a bunch of Howller monkeys eatin cake.

Anonymous said...

Go to Hell, Obama!

I do not care what color he is.
He is an idiot!

All he cares about is staying in the Whitehouse 4 more years so it can turn Section 8.

The Devil said...

Happy Birthday EconObomber!

Anonymous said...

It's actually watermelon covered in whipped cream.

Anonymous said...

Mmmm Gar cake!!!

Anonymous said...

Planet of the Apes.

Anonymous said...

Can you imagine,when they move out of the White (Used to be) House,they'll have to gut it and completely rebuild and paint it inside and out.

What's that gonna cost us?

David S said...

Why today??? According to the Long Form Birth Certificate, his birthday is tomorrow, August 4th, 1961!
http://www.whitehouse.gov/sites/default/files/rss_viewer/birth-certificate-long-form.pdf

PS: Today is National Watermelon Day, so 1:30PM...you might be on to something there!
http://www.punchbowl.com/holidays/2011/8/3/national-watermelon-day

Anonymous said...

blow this!

Anonymous said...

The younger Presidents start out looking great. However, within a year or two of office their hair starts turning gray. It's a job that wouldn't pay me enough to take!
That picture doesn't show it but I have seen some pictures where he has a ton of gray.

Anonymous said...

I don't wish him anything but out of Washington and a long long retirement where he can't do us more damage.

Anonymous said...

12:37 June 19th, idiot

Anonymous said...

All of you corn flake rednecks keep on hatin, cuz that's the reason why I have a smile on my face while I walk thru WalMart with yo white bread daughters...

Nuff Said said...

so very sad readn these here comments

Anonymous said...

No car, no job, no home, no gas, no way 2012.

Anonymous said...

I can't stand the man, hate his policies, despise what he has done to America, and hope with everything I've got that he gets voted out but that being said I am disgusted that people still refer to others the way some on here do. I am a MWM Christian 30y/o and a die hard conservative but you people who stoop to racial slurs do nothing but inflame an already irate left.

Anonymous said...

Not much of a filter Barry, probably a good thing. I thought my faith in the human race could be reduced any farther.

The Secret Police said...

12:32
Haven't you ever seen Blazing Saddles? That was the first thing I thought of. No wait, that was "Screw you N....."

Still funny

Anonymous said...

3:06 is that the place where they take your Texas Card/food stamp card? Get a JOB nigger and leave my daughter alone.

Homie

Anonymous said...

I agree, 3:14, we have the proof by their words of the attitudes of many people, but it is so hard for me to believe that in 2011, there is so much tackiness at best & bigoted hatred at worst.
Ugh.
I, too, wish the president a happy birthday.

Anonymous said...

Funny thing is he looks better and has accomplished more in his life than any of these sad little hillbillies on this board putting him down can even imagine.

Anonymous said...

You're supposed to get wiser with age, so there's still hope he'll completely reverse all of his COUNTERPRODUCTIVE policies!!!!

Anonymous said...

They look like 3 and a half happy niggers.

Anonymous said...

4:41, It's his accomplishments that are taking this country down. I hope you are proud of that fact.

uhuh said...

Is that a Carp cake?

Anonymous said...

Those is some ugly negrahs.

Anonymous said...

To all those with the racial and disrespectful comments about our Nations Leader.....thanks for making us look good...really? By the way, I didn't vote for him either.

Anonymous said...

He is doing a lot less harm than Perry will. Keep voting Republican you working folks, look what it did for you in the Constable race.

Anonymous said...

He is doing a lot less harm than Perry will. Keep voting Republican you working folks, look what it did for you in the Constable race.

Anonymous said...

I never eat anything someone has spit in.

Anonymous said...

Ha! "Carp cake"

Anonymous said...

Gorillas in the mist.

Anonymous said...

So a white mother, and her son are both in the kitchen, the mother is making a chocolate cake.
So the son sticks his hands in the bowl and rubs the chocolate all over his face.
The mother see's this and and slaps him on the butt, and tells him to go tell his father.
The father see's his son's face, and tells him hes grounded, and he can't have any supper tonight.
So the father tells him to go see his grandfather in the next room, and explain to him what he had done.
The grandfather see's him, and tells him to take a hickory branch to his mother, so the son gets the hickory branch and goes to his mother again, and before the mother whoops him, shes goes, now what have you learned, the son replied.
I've only been black for 5 mins and already I hate white people.

Anonymous said...

planet of the apes??

Anonymous said...

blazing saddles comes to mind...the sheriff is a (ding, dong)up yours nigger!

Anonymous said...

There are other people in this country who have advanced to the twenty first century and some read this blog. I wonder what they think when they realize the folks of North Texas have not made it to the twentieth century. No matter your politics, there is a civility that lies within intelligent people; the lack of civility is a true measure of lack of intelligence.
Uncle Wally

Anonymous said...

Random Thoughts. Barry, the fact that some of these comments get through, you must be writing Idiocracy the book and are in need of some material. It's hard to take an objective view on Obama as his critiques are often so closely tied to a degree of racism. The repressed racism is in full expression here. I'd expect more out of Texans and Wise Countians.

Anonymous said...

If this man had respect for the men and women in harms way that are under his command, respect for the millions of men and women that are unemployed because of his economic blunders, respect for the families that have lost their houses, respect for the value of hard work, self reliance and opportunities for the under privileged, respect for the constitution and all that it implies, respect and support for states that are trying to cope with illegal immigration instead of taking legal action to stop them, and on and on, then he would have my full support and respect. As it stands, I HOPE he fails at what he is trying to do to our once great nation.

Anonymous said...

He's worthless.

Goober said...

Well, at least all the stupid people have quit blaming this conservative initiated mess on Clinton!

Remote Controller said...

Funny how people blame this man for bringing this crap to us when we are still trying to get out of the bog created under the Bush administration. I can't say this guy is any good, but the numbers are better then they were prior to him taking office, they may not be good, but they are better.

He isn't the one that bailed out all of these Corporations, nor is he the one that created the huge economic stimulus bill that passed under his first 100 days. Which turned us into more debt than could be imagined. So easily forgotten I guess.

The Secret Police said...

remote controller, remember that Obama voted for all that crap while he was part of a Democrat controlled Congress. Now that he is POTUS, he has doubled down on everything that hurts this country's future. You are right though, much is easily forgotten.

Anonymous said...

12:36
Your reasoning is a little fuzzy. You say Obama has no respect for the military? Bush started a needless war based on a lie that killed 5,000 Americans. Obama is bringing them home.
The millions that are unemployed is the result of the Bush years, Obama's sin is that he has not been able to put them all back to work.
The families lost their housees because of the greed of the banks in the first decade of this century and the Republicans scream bloody murder when Obama tries to help them.
Respect for the constitution? Give on example where Obama, a professor of consitutional law, has shown a lack of respect for it.

Anonymous said...

Don't worry Perry will never get there, he's gay remember?

Remote Controller said...

Secret, alot of the republicans voted for it too. Plus, every President since Reagan has loaded us down with more and more debt. Clinton was the only one since Carter that tried to level the debt out.

Also, since Reagan every President has done nearly the exact same thing on Taxes, military spending, Government spending, Corporate hand holding. I am just saying there isn't a difference between Obama and the other Presidents we have had in the last 30 years.

Anonymous said...

9:12, Responding to you is like responding to a bumper sticker. I won't even bother.

The Secret Police said...

Remote, I'm just pointing out that Obama is the worst in history so far, on everything! The numbers are far from better. I'm not saying Repubs don't share some of the blame, it's just plain sad that they (alot of them)have turned into psuedo Dems. And the Dems have gone so far off the scale leftward,,,,you know what I'm trying to say.

9:12 Wow, just wow. I'll tell you one thing that's not fuzzy at all! Your high level of ignorance.
Here's an example: ObamaCare, would you like another one?
You should really stop eating mushrooms.

Anonymous said...

Who in their right mind would pay $30,000 to attend the birthday bash of a used car salesman?

Anonymous said...

secret police, speaking of intelligence, there is no such thing as Obamacare, maybe you are referring to the Affordable Health Care Act. What part is unconstitutional? Surely you do not mean mandatory insurance. That song has been slapped down by several federal judges. Do you pay mandated insurance? Of course you do unless you don't have liability ins. on your auto.
9:12

Anonymous said...

secret police, is that you G. W.?

Anonymous said...

You people are idiots... Half of you are probably uneducated hillbillies with too much time on your hands posting all this cral from a trailer house in the middle ofthe woods...and the other half are just racist douchebags who need to get a life.

Anonymous said...

I have nothing against a black president, only black muslims. I would vote for Herman Cain in a heartbeat.

The Secret Police said...

9:12 What did you think I was referring to?
If any part is unconstitutional, it IS unconstitutional. And a federal judge has ruled Obama care unconstitutional. The prez ignored that ruling and kept on going. He has no respect for the law or the Constitution. Remember the Gulf drilling ban that was overturned?
Zero respect!!

The Secret Police said...

12:31: HoW'd you know?

Anonymous said...

The ONLY troops to come home during the Obama presidency have been in body bags.

Anonymous said...

9:12 is correct. Look at local employers like American Airlines and all their employees who filed BK and lost homes under Bush, all the while he flew around on their airline in first class.

Anonymous said...

2:24. You are nuts. My son came home from Afghanistan ALIVE.

Anonymous said...

Michelle obama appears to be wearing the proverbial "wife-beater"

Hmmmm

Anonymous said...

nine-twenty-4
Ha Ha! The way I heard that story was the same, but a little black boy covered his face with flour. As most cuts and slurs do, they can swing both ways.