Six pilots who participated in a pregame flyover before last November'sIowa-Ohio Stategame in Iowa City — a show thatpromptedmany,manyYouTubetributes— have beenofficially reprimanded by the Air Forcefor flying too low and too fast over Kinnick Stadium. Specifically, four Talon T-38 Trainer jets cleared the press box by all of16 feetat 400 knots (the speed limit for flyovers is 300 knots), a daredevil effort that has cost the lead pilot his right to fly military aircraft.[Associated Press]
Great, now they'll fly slower so when they collide into each other or suck a goose into the intake they'll crash in a flaming ball of fiery flames directly into the stadium instead of having the momentum to carry them over to the parking lot. Real smart.
After this video runs, look at some of the others.
One is a fly by at TCU - if the plane had been any lower, the goal post would have sheared off the wings.
Another one has a guy standing in the middle of a runway. The jet has a fuel tank mounted on the belly that missed the guy's head by inches - the guy didn't even flinch.
Ted Striker: My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar. Elaine Dickinson: When will you be back? Ted Striker: I can't tell you that. It's classified
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The Marines would have dropped bombs on those pansy-ass Big Ten schools and received medals for their intrepidity.
Go Frogs.
Uh, that's a negative Ghostrider.
Pffftht when I flew military jets I'd fly way lower than that.
The Marines don't have anything that will go 400 knots.
Pow zing
go eat a donut Jarhead
Great, now they'll fly slower so when they collide into each other or suck a goose into the intake they'll crash in a flaming ball of fiery flames directly into the stadium instead of having the momentum to carry them over to the parking lot.
Real smart.
Carole: Hey, Goose, you big stud!
Goose: That's me, honey.
Carole: Take me to bed or lose me forever.
Goose: Show me the way home, honey.
Slider: Goose, whose butt did you kiss to get in here anyway?
Goose: The list is long, but distinguished.
Slider: Yeah, well so is my Johnson.
Talon is kind of a wicked sounding name for a trainer airplane.
16 feet? It's not like they clipped the scoreboard or something.
"We're in the pipe 5 by 5."
"Maverick? It's time for some of that fancy pilot s##t!"
After this video runs, look at some of the others.
One is a fly by at TCU - if the plane had been any lower, the goal post would have sheared off the wings.
Another one has a guy standing in the middle of a runway. The jet has a fuel tank mounted on the belly that missed the guy's head by inches - the guy didn't even flinch.
Jed Eckert: How did you get shot down, Colonel?
Col. Andy Tanner: It was five to one. I got four
Ted Striker: My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar.
Elaine Dickinson: When will you be back?
Ted Striker: I can't tell you that. It's classified
We're going ballistic man.
Pucker time!
My Other Brother Darryl
That's a lot more than 16 feet of clearance.
Kilgore: Lieutenant, bomb that tree line about 100 yards back! Give me some room to breathe!
That retarded girl below is still freaking me out.
any one know why marines have 1 more brain cell than a horse?
...so the don't take a crap during a parade.
retired AF Fighter Jock
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