I puzzled over this for longer than I contemplated marrying any of my wives and the best I can come up with is it's a trick to get you in the door and they serve YOU up instead of horse.
Maybe ill try that place next. I went to Frillys the other night and there was one 40 year old lady that thought she was hot and a bunch of teenage girls.
Are they planning to recruit outside of Wise County? Although if you black out a tooth or two, add a mustache, some pipe burns to her lips, 200 pounds and bleach out her hair.....then she's definately a local.
The whole problem with our country today is the closed minds of the conservtive element. You should all take a ride over here on the wild side. Then you would finally understand why the gay community is, well.......... GAY! Duh!!
Has anybody noticed Rachel Maddow is retarded? I mean her homoerificness and butt ugliness and stupid politics aside, I'm pretty sure she's retarded- has too many chromosomes or not enough or whatever.
OK I got it: they expect to hire some big ole cowgirl gals and since they're working they stay off their horses so the animals don't die under the strain of being ridden. That's the best I can do.
The deputies are doing their jobs! Bring along a designated driver to Bonos and you won't have any problem. Understand this: we will not tolerate driving while drunk!! Biatch about it all you want, but we just may be saving YOUR life or the life of your loved ones by taking such a stand! Actually I LOVE to hear you won't be going to Bono's because the SO deps are watching!! LOVE IT!!
Haven't been there and never will. According to the WCSO daily logs, they have bar fights there all the time and it's just a matter of time before someone gets killed there. Plus - any respectable girl wouldn't work there! Old wrinkled wanna-bes, with saggy tats, maybe - that place is nothing but low class!
Guessin' it comes from the lyrics to "Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy" song. Which I think is crazy enough, but evidently there's a pretty strong sexual message to it. With you guys, this ad just doesn't work!
Save a horse and make money while cowboys wanna ride (that ends up being a ride to jail afterwards)? Good thing in the good ol days there was a gray area, or alot of folks on this blog wouldn't be free to blog.
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Does that mean if you work at Bonos they wouldn't serve horse meat?
Hey, you know that nudt camp out there north of town? Are there a lot of men walking around out there?
Rage
I don't get it.
Rage
Does that mean if you save a horse you can ride a Bono's waitress?
trust me the waitresses there don't look like that
It is good to set high goals in life............
Hey, We all have the right to advertise how we please.
Rage
Bone-hoes had to hire a good looking one for the advertisement you can bet she ain t one of the swethogs that work there.
Bono's :Serving drinks to drunk drivers since 2000's!
I puzzled over this for longer than I contemplated marrying any of my wives and the best I can come up with is it's a trick to get you in the door and they serve YOU up instead of horse.
Did they get an EDC grant for that?
Maybe ill try that place next. I went to Frillys the other night and there was one 40 year old lady that thought she was hot and a bunch of teenage girls.
I used to be embarrassed about being gay, but I'm really okay with it now.
Just thought you all should know
Rage
Are they planning to recruit outside of Wise County? Although if you black out a tooth or two, add a mustache, some pipe burns to her lips, 200 pounds and bleach out her hair.....then she's definately a local.
They treat homosexuals better than most gay bars
Rage
The whole problem with our country today is the closed minds of the conservtive element. You should all take a ride over here on the wild side. Then you would finally understand why the gay community is, well.......... GAY! Duh!!
Don't forget, WE ROCK YOUR ROCKS OFF
Rage
I don't get it.
Double Fake Tom Hanks Character Whose Name I Don't Recall From Big
Has anybody noticed Rachel Maddow is retarded? I mean her homoerificness and butt ugliness and stupid politics aside, I'm pretty sure she's retarded- has too many chromosomes or not enough or whatever.
no matter what the food is awful
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I don't have a good feeling about this.
OK I got it: they expect to hire some big ole cowgirl gals and since they're working they stay off their horses so the animals don't die under the strain of being ridden.
That's the best I can do.
Never been to Bono's, never will. Won't go to any other bar in Wise County either.
This place is a DWI factory and I'm too pretty to go to prison.
DF Andy Dufresne
Damn Car hit a Cow on 287 eastbound at willow springs..cow won..6:12 am
WCSO sits outside these places and wait for you to leave... Decatur bars= DWI...
The picture beats the food.
Somebody at Bono's went a little crazy with the photoshop.
Hate to beat a dead horse...
Did they remove her rib cage with photoshop?
Wise Co. Deputies are there all the time, they like the atmosphere.
Bridgett that works there is nice. They have good staff.
This add makes no sense at all. How does hiring cocktail waitresses save a horse.
Just call it Bozo's Boozehouse
The deputies are doing their jobs! Bring along a designated driver to Bonos and you won't have any problem. Understand this: we will not tolerate driving while drunk!! Biatch about it all you want, but we just may be saving YOUR life or the life of your loved ones by taking such a stand! Actually I LOVE to hear you won't be going to Bono's because the SO deps are watching!! LOVE IT!!
Let the deputies park outside and one of the big trucks on 287 will run thier ass over one day. They biatch if soneone runs over one of them.
I can't quit thinking about this ad and not in the way Bono's would like- it's dumbness makes me want to stay away because it freaks me out a little.
And maybe I'M the dumb one, but no I don't get it.
Somebody help a brother out and esplain this one to me. I'm a little slow on the uptake.
Haven't been there and never will. According to the WCSO daily logs, they have bar fights there all the time and it's just a matter of time before someone gets killed there. Plus - any respectable girl wouldn't work there! Old wrinkled wanna-bes, with saggy tats, maybe - that place is nothing but low class!
Guessin' it comes from the lyrics to "Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy" song. Which I think is crazy enough, but evidently there's a pretty strong sexual message to it. With you guys, this ad just doesn't work!
Save a horse and make money while cowboys wanna ride (that ends up being a ride to jail afterwards)?
Good thing in the good ol days there was a gray area, or alot of folks on this blog wouldn't be free to blog.
Do any sapphires work there?
at least this gal is a lot prettier than a lot of the skanks that get posted daily.
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