3.17.2011

That's One Fancy Want Ad


41 comments:

Anonymous said...

Does that mean if you work at Bonos they wouldn't serve horse meat?

Anonymous said...

Hey, you know that nudt camp out there north of town? Are there a lot of men walking around out there?

Rage

Anonymous said...

I don't get it.

Rage

Horseface said...

Does that mean if you save a horse you can ride a Bono's waitress?

Anonymous said...

trust me the waitresses there don't look like that

Anonymous said...

It is good to set high goals in life............

Anonymous said...

Hey, We all have the right to advertise how we please.

Rage

Anonymous said...

Bone-hoes had to hire a good looking one for the advertisement you can bet she ain t one of the swethogs that work there.

Anonymous said...

Bono's :Serving drinks to drunk drivers since 2000's!

Anonymous said...

I puzzled over this for longer than I contemplated marrying any of my wives and the best I can come up with is it's a trick to get you in the door and they serve YOU up instead of horse.

Anonymous said...

Did they get an EDC grant for that?

Anonymous said...

Maybe ill try that place next. I went to Frillys the other night and there was one 40 year old lady that thought she was hot and a bunch of teenage girls.

Anonymous said...

I used to be embarrassed about being gay, but I'm really okay with it now.

Just thought you all should know

Rage

Anonymous said...

Are they planning to recruit outside of Wise County? Although if you black out a tooth or two, add a mustache, some pipe burns to her lips, 200 pounds and bleach out her hair.....then she's definately a local.

Anonymous said...

They treat homosexuals better than most gay bars

Rage

Anonymous said...

The whole problem with our country today is the closed minds of the conservtive element. You should all take a ride over here on the wild side. Then you would finally understand why the gay community is, well.......... GAY! Duh!!

Don't forget, WE ROCK YOUR ROCKS OFF

Rage

Anonymous said...

I don't get it.

Double Fake Tom Hanks Character Whose Name I Don't Recall From Big

Anonymous said...

Has anybody noticed Rachel Maddow is retarded? I mean her homoerificness and butt ugliness and stupid politics aside, I'm pretty sure she's retarded- has too many chromosomes or not enough or whatever.

Anonymous said...

no matter what the food is awful

Anonymous said...

Big news regarding online newspapers' pay-to-read format: the New York Times is going to a paid subscription model--

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/03/18/business/media/18times.html

I don't have a good feeling about this.

Anonymous said...

OK I got it: they expect to hire some big ole cowgirl gals and since they're working they stay off their horses so the animals don't die under the strain of being ridden.
That's the best I can do.

Anonymous said...

Never been to Bono's, never will. Won't go to any other bar in Wise County either.

This place is a DWI factory and I'm too pretty to go to prison.

DF Andy Dufresne

Anonymous said...

Damn Car hit a Cow on 287 eastbound at willow springs..cow won..6:12 am

Anonymous said...

WCSO sits outside these places and wait for you to leave... Decatur bars= DWI...

Anonymous said...

The picture beats the food.

Anonymous said...

Somebody at Bono's went a little crazy with the photoshop.

Anonymous said...

Hate to beat a dead horse...

Anonymous said...

Did they remove her rib cage with photoshop?

Anonymous said...

Wise Co. Deputies are there all the time, they like the atmosphere.

Anonymous said...

Bridgett that works there is nice. They have good staff.

Anonymous said...

This add makes no sense at all. How does hiring cocktail waitresses save a horse.

Anonymous said...

Just call it Bozo's Boozehouse

Anonymous said...

The deputies are doing their jobs! Bring along a designated driver to Bonos and you won't have any problem. Understand this: we will not tolerate driving while drunk!! Biatch about it all you want, but we just may be saving YOUR life or the life of your loved ones by taking such a stand! Actually I LOVE to hear you won't be going to Bono's because the SO deps are watching!! LOVE IT!!

Anonymous said...

Let the deputies park outside and one of the big trucks on 287 will run thier ass over one day. They biatch if soneone runs over one of them.

Anonymous said...

I can't quit thinking about this ad and not in the way Bono's would like- it's dumbness makes me want to stay away because it freaks me out a little.

And maybe I'M the dumb one, but no I don't get it.

Anonymous said...

Somebody help a brother out and esplain this one to me. I'm a little slow on the uptake.

Anonymous said...

Haven't been there and never will. According to the WCSO daily logs, they have bar fights there all the time and it's just a matter of time before someone gets killed there. Plus - any respectable girl wouldn't work there! Old wrinkled wanna-bes, with saggy tats, maybe - that place is nothing but low class!

Anonymous said...

Guessin' it comes from the lyrics to "Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy" song. Which I think is crazy enough, but evidently there's a pretty strong sexual message to it. With you guys, this ad just doesn't work!

Anonymous said...

Save a horse and make money while cowboys wanna ride (that ends up being a ride to jail afterwards)?
Good thing in the good ol days there was a gray area, or alot of folks on this blog wouldn't be free to blog.

Anonymous said...

Do any sapphires work there?

CT said...

at least this gal is a lot prettier than a lot of the skanks that get posted daily.