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3.16.2011

Note To Self: Never Go To Fort Worth Zoo On Half Price Day


And there's no way I would.  People rarely factor in time and inconvenience when getting discounts. Those things have value, too.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Spring Break. Gotta entertain the kiddies.

Anonymous said...

Never go to the zoo on discount day. Most of the real animals are not in the cages that day. Scary.

My Other Brother Darryl

Jack Daniels said...

I'd just as soon slam little Elvis in a car door as go to the zoo @ spring break!

Anonymous said...

if you want to see monkeys just stay on Victory

Anonymous said...

Wait in line for hours to get there, park, get in, get a drink, see animals; all the while shoulder to shoulder with throngs of poorly behaved kids...to save a couple dollars per person. It's a fabulous zoo if you are a person that likes zoos...well worth paying an extra 4, 5, or 6 dollars to enjoy at leisure and still have most of your day left when you're done.

Anonymous said...

Just don't do it during spring break esse'- half price day is cool otherwise.

Anonymous said...

I would wait in line that long to see Mzchief running around in her thong and and wild hair.


The Backdoor Intruder

Anonymous said...

I've taken my kids twice in the last 6 months, both times on half price day during beautiful weather and it was never very crowded. however, you wouldn't have caught me dead there yesterday for the sole reason that it was spring break. try it next Wednesday, i promise it'll be better :)