I could potentially wish that I was unexpectedly washed away down into a deep ravine, in a flash flood in Gawd's Country, nibbled at by creek minnows as the waters flooded into my car, then chomped on by various vermin as my corpse began to dry out, only then to be crushed by falling rocks and/or oil tanker truck(s) who missed that curve, and sadly, I would never be found, instead of seeing Rick Perry win another term.
Skippy, you are, as it happens, on the right track on this.
There are minions of idiots working for the State to come up with stupid sound bites for various agency, DPS notably amongst them.
And then each agency has a director level idiot (Read: Nice 6 figure salary), whose [apparent] sole responsibility is to hit the 'Forward' key on e-mails to push the drivel out to the masses.
I'm all for lettin the morons take themselves out of the gene pool, but NOOOOO, the bleeding heart liberals insist that we waste tax dollars sending out rescue teams....
Obviously we DON'T know, because people keep driving into floods and drowning. As is customary in our country, we spend 1% of our tax dollars taking care of 99% of the population, and 99% of our tax dollars taking care of the 1% of us who are idiots.
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Were Drugs or Alcohol involved?
Evidently you don't know because people still do it.
Yet there will be news footage of some goober having to be rescued because they DIDN'T "turn around."
I could potentially wish that I was unexpectedly washed away down into a deep ravine, in a flash flood in Gawd's Country, nibbled at by creek minnows as the waters flooded into my car, then chomped on by various vermin as my corpse began to dry out, only then to be crushed by falling rocks and/or oil tanker truck(s) who missed that curve, and sadly, I would never be found, instead of seeing Rick Perry win another term.
Skippy, you are, as it happens, on the right track on this.
There are minions of idiots working for the State to come up with stupid sound bites for various agency, DPS notably amongst them.
And then each agency has a director level idiot (Read: Nice 6 figure salary), whose [apparent] sole responsibility is to hit the 'Forward' key on e-mails to push the drivel out to the masses.
Resource: http://www.chron.com/databases/texasstatesalaries
I'm all for lettin the morons take themselves out of the gene pool, but NOOOOO, the bleeding heart liberals insist that we waste tax dollars sending out rescue teams....
6:02, I am sure most of Wise county
wishes you that end as well.
"Don't jar."
Double Fake Rick "Hair" Perry
Other famous Perry quotes:
Why don't you just let us get on down the road? - spoken to an earnest DPS trooper who pulled candidate Perry's SUV over for speeding.
Adios MOFO! - spoken when he thought the microphone was off after a video interview was completed with a Houston newsman.
The man is endless fountain of golden verbiage. Talk on, brother, talk on!
My Other Brother Darryl
Obviously we DON'T know, because people keep driving into floods and drowning. As is customary in our country, we spend 1% of our tax dollars taking care of 99% of the population, and 99% of our tax dollars taking care of the 1% of us who are idiots.
6:02 you Rock!! Lol!! I too would join you!!
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