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8.16.2010

Random Monday Morning Thoughts

  • Heard this weekend: Pain and despair are completely different
  • I'm on my own this week -- the Family Unit is at Walt Disney World. (Planned months ago.)
  • And I had to take them to the airport at around 4:00 in the morning yesterday. I was kind of paranoid about the wrong way, late night driver you always hear about.
  • Also heard this weekend: Life is a series of deaths and births. Whether it be relationships, experiences, jobs, or people.
  • Fiona is following me on Twitter!
  • Craig's List killer found dead. (I actually saw the "Craig" of Craig's List on TV the other day. He was older and frumpier than I thought he'd be.)
  • In high school, we had 35 minutes for lunch and we didn't have a cafeteria on campus. How insane was that?
  • The new ownership group of the Rangers actually has 18 investors, but we don't know their names. I want to know.
  • You'd have to have been crazy to attend the Rangers game yesterday afternoon.
  • I was in charge of four girls at a pool over the weekend. Survived a nosebleed and an emotional meltdown (one of the girls, not me.)
  • Jerry Jones had surgery last month but won't tell us what kind it was.
  • Shocking Dallas Cowboy tattoo seen yesterday at training camp.
  • Israel is buying twenty F-35l fighter jets (I don't even know what that means) from us for $4 billion. But I do know that's why no Arab country messes with them. They always retaliate tenfold.

35 comments:

Scott said...

"The new ownership group of the Rangers actually has 18 investors, but we don't know their names. I want to know."

Don't have the entire list, but one of them is Bob Simpson, CEO of XTO Energy.

As for today's picture, was that taken in one of those third world countries that we are always being asked to donate food to. She is just skin and bones!

Anonymous said...

This mornings picture is an epic fail.

That poor girl needs to eat.

wordkyle said...

I wouldn't say "no Arab country messes with" Israel. They just don't engage in straightforward combat. Lobbing missiles at civilian homes and suicide bombers in restaurants and on buses, that's a different matter. And don't forget the periodic United Nations condemnations of Israel, proposed and pushed through by Arab and other Muslim countries.

Anonymous said...

Today's girl needs some groceries in her.

I heard Jerry had a sex change so he could be one of the Cowboy cheerleaders with hot pants and all. Apparently, he thought the sideline gig with Wade was just too boring.

Anonymous said...

Crazy Cowboys tattoo guy should have planned better and got a six-point Jewish star. Where's he gonna put that next one when they win the Super Bowl at the end of this season?
If the Cowboys had gone with a six-point star, would they be known as the Cccchhhhhhhowboys?
Oy!

Anonymous said...

Yesterday was the second time I have attended a funeral and a wedding in the same day.
I now believe we should be crying at a wedding and party at a funeral...

Anonymous said...

Love me some July/August baseball, but last time I went to Ranger's game, thought I would die from the heat. Still think the airflow in the ballpark was screwed by the last remodel a few years back. Darn you Tom Hicks! Darn you to Heck!

My Other Brother Darryl

Anonymous said...

Today's pic....oh please!...you've got to be kidding!

Anonymous said...

LOL, my wife and I went yesterday... WOW!!! It was hot! We wound up giving up our seats down behind 3B to go sit up under the awning at the very top.

Anonymous said...

Can you say anorexic? Wow!

Anonymous said...

"Jerry Jones had surgery last month ..." To staple on a new Toupée?

Arthur said...

Your Monday Morning Random Thought might want to mix in some meals. She takes the lean in Liberally Lean a bit too seriously. That is all. Keep hope alive!

Anonymous said...

Charlie Pride invested in the Rangers.

Anonymous said...

I'm not complaining, but you sure know how to PO lots of folks with a pic. Apparently some of the women are jealous, and some of the guys are disappointed she's not surgically enhanced

Modern fighter jets and other equipment isn't the reason Israel doesn't get messed with. They kicked major butt in the early conflicts and they were using discarded or outdated equipment that they adapted to fit the situation (like the M-113 APC - they loved the s*** out of those things!)
They refuse to be victimized. We could learn a thing or two from them

"Life is a series of deaths and births."
Wow! Wonder how long it took somebody to come up with that one. That little gem is not quite as deep as a cookie sheet

Anonymous said...

I think that some DWI's deserve Pre-Trial Diversion if they blew below 1.6 I believe is one of the many stipulations for this program.

Anonymous said...

Did that chick wash up on the beach from Aushwitz?

Olive Oyl said...

Gosh, I'm glad no one here will ever see me in a bathing suit because I couldn't stand the criticism knowing it comes from people who themselves look like they belong in a body builder magazine. Why else would they be so critical?

Anonymous said...

9:09 I've always thought we should be crying at a wedding and partying at funerals! Anyone who marries for any reason other than those idealistic young 20somethings to procreate should have their heads examined! And if you believe in the afterlife, death is not such a bad schtick.

As for the week without the family, it'll be the best week you've had since you took the big marriage plunge (see above comment)

The girl today is anorexic...needs to beef up to be the least bit attractive.

Anonymous said...

10:02
Are you a man? If so that is why your only as deep as a cookie sheet or perhaps a women who deals with cookie sheets alot?
LOL

Anonymous said...

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I give you "Ms. Auschwitz, 2010!"

Anonymous said...

12:12
I would ask you to explain your comment, but I doubt that would make any sense, either
But you are correct in assuming that I am either a man or a women (sic)

Anonymous said...

I just heard that there were two blonde chics making out up the road from Arbys Saturday night. Sitting under a carport on the same side of the road bout three blocks up towards the whistle stop. Can anyone confirm? and will the Decatur police be handing the traffic after this gets out?

Anonymous said...

11:37AM
Haha not everyone is as unhappy as you! Some of us are grateful for the families that we have. I bet your family is just as glad for a break from you also. You get back what you put out there with others. Seriously, it is not rocket science. Negative attitudes are not only boring but emotionally draining. I am afraid that you have some lonely years ahead.

Anonymous said...

Guess what, 2:09? I'm happily divorced and wouldn't go back to that hell for any amount of money. Now I travel, eat when I want, do what I want, and am a middle-aged female who is happier than I ever was when I was married and raising a family. Some of us actually don't need other people under foot to be happy. It's called being happy in your own skin and not dependent on others for your happiness!

Anonymous said...

So wierd....I was watching a program on the Craig's List Killer last night on Investigation Discovery. Then find out today he killed himself....hmmm strange :)

Anonymous said...

3:34 I'm unhappy in my skin cuz it's gettin looser and looser and startin to slide towards my ankles.

Anonymous said...

Is training camp on Mars?

Anonymous said...

Today's pic is on the thin side, but I'd still pick her over Jenny McCarthy, because McCarthy probably still does have it, and probably will always have it.

Candance said...

You survived four girls at the pool. You, Barry Green, are a badass. Seriously.

Anonymous said...

When this gal gets married and gains the usual 30 pounds she will look great.

Anonymous said...

Well, she's no Lari Barager...

Anonymous said...

3:34PM Yeah who needs anybody...lol Be careful what you wish for:)

Anonymous said...

3:34PM
If you are soooo happy, then why are you trashing other people who find happiness (ie contentment with what you have) with the families and spouses that they already have. We don't all have to throw away relationships in order to find happiness...lol Misery loves company! I sincerely hope that you find what you are looking for but I suspect you are looking in the wrong places:)

Anonymous said...

3:43,

Good luck with your "cat ranch"
while you're "doing what you want, when you want..."

Your attitude isn't unique.

It's called "being self centered."

referring to a family as "people under foot?!"

You must have been a real peach..

Anonymous said...

8:39 Not sure why people find it so hard to believe that others can find happiness while single. Is it just too hard to fathom that anyone would actually like to do what they want when they want and spend their money the way they want and only have to be around others when they choose to do so? I think not....I work with several women and one man who are ecstatic now that we're all single and have no spouses and kids to worry about. Life begins at 50 and I can tell you....it's FAR better than the first half was! You folks who are trying to find happiness while married are just jealous...I hear it ALL the time at my work..my married friends wishing they could live my life...I promise you, I'm not looking for anything more. It doesn't get any better than this.