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8.17.2010

Former Sheriff News

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

One time when I was in school I stabbed a #2 pencil in my hand.

Anonymous said...

Chuck Norris (aka the baddest of Texas Rangers - sorry Josh Hamilton!) wouldn't be bothered with measly awards, but if he did...he would have cast the medals himself - in his bare hands!

Anonymous said...

There used to be a Chuck Norris toilet paper but it was taken off of the shelves because it wouldn't take s!!t from nobody! Chuck Norris's piss is bottled and sold as a product called "red bull". Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man...........

Anonymous said...

One time I ate at the Golden Wok and survived.

Stay thirsty my friends.

CT said...

Well deserved..Congrats, Phil!!!

Anonymous said...

An award for Ryan? Yuk.

Anonymous said...

UGH! Brett Favre!

Anonymous said...

What happened to the person that stabbed Ryan in Jack Co?Was it Shanks, the person that Ryan recon-gnised when he fled on a motorcycle wearing a helmet and face shield?

Anonymous said...

Will Ryan get an award for letting inmates steel his jeep?