3.16.2010

Republican Vampire, 45, Who Has 19 Year Old Fiancee Who He Met Online, To Run For President

Ok, I just wanted to write the headline.

25 comments:

mzchief said...

Just the latest among, COUNTLESS, reasons I am proud to NOT be a republican.

Anonymous said...

damn mzchief do you always have something to bitch about???

Anonymous said...

Luck with the ladies?!? For a dork like that, I suppose what he wrangled there would be considered lucky. But giving some spare gal a hickey doesn't qualify you as a vampire.
FAIL!

And the only reason this weirdo is running as a Republican is because he wouldn't stand out in a field of average Democrats. He makes Kucinich look like a Hollywood hunk

DOUBLE FAIL!!

Anonymous said...

1:06 QUIT YOUR BITCHIN! Let a bitch bitch if a bitch wants to bitch. Okay mzchief, the floor's all yours, knock yourself out!

Anonymous said...

Sadly, right now I would take him for president, couldn't be worse than what we got!

mzchief said...

To anonymous 1:06...
My original comment was not bitching. I was merely counting my blessings and feeling more validated in my choice of NOT being a republican.

You really are rather thin skinned and emotionally fragile if my comments on a blog upset you.

Incidentally, YOU are the one who is bitching about the comments of a random person on a blog.

SUCKS TO BE YOU!
*LOL@U*

You have NO idea how much I love being me. Every time I encounter people like you I am reminded of how much I TRULY, TRULY love being me.

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To anonymous 1:19...

Thank you.

Anonymous said...

He's not a vampire. There are no vampires. He might as well be a self proclaimed sasquatch, or unicorn.

Anonymous said...

Can a person simply "self proclaim" to be anything he or she wants to be, and be labeled as such by the media? OK, I am a "self proclaimed" first Scottish Terrier to play quarterback for next year's new NFL team, the Wichita Falls Nondescripts. It's self proclaimed, so therefore you must respect and believe it.

Anonymous said...

mzchief is a BADASS!!!

Anonymous said...

Mz...Obviously you took the liberal media's bait on this one, this guy doesn't represent the republican party, just some nutjob that the liberal media is willing to entertain so they can paint conservatives with a broad brush!

I am not a republican either but I can easily see what is going on and sadly many folks out there will see a story like this and base their political affiliation from it. Would be just as disgusting to me if he were a democrat and Fox news was doing the interview. I have seen many of your posts and you are always spot on with your comments; show disdain for the republican party for something worthy of disdain because there are plenty of valid reasons. Your better than that, it is not like you to perpetuate bias and ignorance as a basis to be NOT for something when there is plenty of bias and ignorance associated with all political parties.

Anonymous said...

He does seem to be intellectually superior to Obama...but so it my cat.

Anonymous said...

11 comments and nobody has said it yet: He can't be the first vampire president because we all know Oboma is already sucking the country dry!

Anonymous said...

How's this for a fun headline:
"Inquiry targets snail mucus drink"

Florida - Devotees of a Miami man who claims to practice a traditional African religion say they were sickened when they drank the mucus of a giant African snail...Followers said they got violently ill, losing weight and developing strange lumps in their stomachs - Associated Press

What did they expect was gonna happen? Would it be safe to say that the majority of folks would get violently ill just THINKING about drinking snail mucus?
People are stupid!


Here's another one:
"Firm says it will care for pets post-rapture"
from the Baltimore Sun
Apparently some guy has convinced people to sign contracts for atheists to take care of their pets after Jesus shows up to take good Christians away. The company is called Eternal Earth-Bound Pets

Okay, here's my problem with this one. If these folks are atheists, what's the incentive to do the right thing AFTER Jesus has whisked away all the believers? The story says they've been screened as "moral/ethical". There doesn't seem to be any payoff for moral/ethical behavior if JC isn't making two trips. And by then, they already know their fate aint looking too rosy, because their belief system just got disproved!

Anonymous said...

2:38...Maybe they just love pets. If I found out tomorrow I was going straight hell when I passed it's not like I would go out and kill a bunch of animals.

mzchief said...

To anonymous 1:45...
Obviously, you failed to make note, clearly stated in my original comment, that a "vampire" claiming to be a republican is not the ONLY reason I am not a republican. Nowhere did I indicate that the republican party is the sole sanctuary of nutters, gits, loons, freaks and/or vampires.

My sincerest apologies to all who thought, for a moment, that I thought better of the democrats than I do of republicans.

BOTH parties, and their supporters/members, are responsible for the COLOSSAL cluster frigging the U.S. is enduring. Republicans and democrats are nothing more than the opposite sides of the same worthless coin.

Anonymous said...

Mzchief (3:13) post:

I couldn't have said it better. You are so right. Both parties are greed machines.

Now we have a new bunch trying to be reconcilers. Doubt if they will get off the ground, but their ideas sound pretty sound.

Coffee something or other.

mzchief said...

To anonymous 4:13...
The "Coffee Party" is funded by George Soros. Soros is pulling the stings attached to Pelosi, Obama, Reid and funds moveon.org.

The "Coffee Party" are progressives pretending not to be progressives.

The "Tea Party" is a true grassroots movement, comprised of people from both parties who have realized the error of their political ways, that republicans have attempted to hi-jack.

Anonymous said...

Wow, some folks are so caught up in their own political views and agendas that they failed to see the pure hilarity of this. Thanks for the afternoon laughs. Much needed!

Anonymous said...

Perve...

Anonymous said...

Wordkyle, where art thou?

Anonymous said...

If we the people would pass a law that Congress, Senate, and all goverment WILL get the same benefits and follow the same laws as ALL of us... We would not have all these problems!!

Anonymous said...

10:38 - and we are dumb enough to keep on voting these idiots back into office - then open our mouths are shout "there should be TERM limits"

Precinct Four RE-ELECTED a high school drop out for commissioner - instead of a college educated, experienced ex commissioner who IS a proven leader with incredible integrity. Paul Wood, if you read this, you dang sure got this family's votes.

The RIGHT CHOICE was made? NO!

Anonymous said...

hell whats the difference--our current POTUS is bleeding us dry too

mzchief said...

To anonymous 6:19...
The outcome of the Precinct Four election more than proved the points that people have no interest in doing away with inept, career politicians or using their vote to elect QUALIFIED people to represent them. After Obama being elected because people confused voting for POTUS with voting for American Idol, I would have thought voters would have come to understand that elections have consequences.

It has become, painfully, clear that the people of the U.S. have the government they deserve.

Anonymous said...

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