8.04.2009

President Clinton: International Man Of Mystery

In case you missed it, President Clinton was sent to North Korea to negotiate the release of two American journalists. As could be expected, one of greatest presidents ever won their release (probably with a round house kick to the head of Kim Jong Il.) Actually, I heard some commentator on TV this morning say, "Clinton's not going to North Korea unless this is already a done deal." Not sure who said it, but it looks like they were probably spot on.

53 comments:

Anonymous said...

One of the greatest presidents ever? At humping fat chicks, BG, Clinton was the best you are right. Everything else he did we are paying for now....

GOP!

Anonymous said...

Me loves me some Bill Clinton. Not in a homo way, mind you. He's just so cool.

Anonymous said...

Is Kim Jong ill?

Anonymous said...

Clinton f@$%ed an intern, Bush f@$%ed a war, and the economy.

Anonymous said...

4:05, if you really, truly believe the "GOP" propaganda machine, then I really, truly, have some swamp land in Florida that I would love to sell you.

RPM said...

Clinton was a great President. His greatness is magnified when compared to the stumbling buffon that succeeded him.

Could you see Dubya going anywhere and successfully negotiating anything?

mzchief said...

Congrats to Bubba for accomplishing what people within the Obama Administration were incapable of achieving.

Hmmmm....Seems like the WRONG Clinton is Secretary of State.

Anonymous said...

Someone please tell W where N. Korea is?

Mi Lee

Anonymous said...

I think there is a large group out there that want to have man sex with former President Clinton, you included BG, I really need someone to explain why. I think history will show that Presidents Obama, Bush and Clinton are not as great as each side thinks.

Anonymous said...

Big deal. Now if had taken back all the nuclear material and instructions on how to build the bomb that he gave this little dweeb a dozen years ago, I would have something nice to say about this liar.

Anonymous said...

4:24 You do know that the Democrats have a propaganda machine as well, right. Or do you believe they do not do that?

Anonymous said...

Damn-it!!!
Oh Bill sold the Commies more classified secrets to get their freedom. Go figure, he's still up to his old games!!

Anonymous said...

Who's the teenage boy in the picture with Slick Willie?

Is he a pedophile now that Monica's ugly is stuck on him permanently?

Anonymous said...

I bet Clinton hoped he could get those 2 babes aboard Air Force 69. Probably got some Barry White tunes ready for the long flight home. Maybe even a layover in Amsterdam.

That man's a damn porn star I tell ya. It's good to be the King.

Anonymous said...

Just remember, it was Clintons cronies that thought EVERY American should own a home...EVERY ONE OF THE NON_WORKING LAZY ASS Democraps...

Now we are all paying the price...Thanks Democraps my retirement thanks you!

Anonymous said...

Meanwhile, Dubya is negotiating for a box of crayons and some Big Chief tablets for his library at SMU.

Anonymous said...

5:10 It never ceases to amaze me at how every time something bad happens in this country it is somehow tied to a democrat. I mean if all these non-working democrats bought houses back when Clinton was in office, how did they hold onto them until it was time for Bush to leave office?

Anonymous said...

Ole Slick Willie just upstaged Jesse Jackson. I wonder if Al Gore will give Billy Bob a call thanking him for getting his two reporters out of jail? And why not a word from Al "The Sky is Falling" Gore since these two were arrested? You would have thought that as much as Bore thought of himself, he could have negotiated their release and put himself on an even higher pedestal.

Anonymous said...

You poor liberal fools. Funny thing that when FINALLY your people succeed at one small thing (by a has-been at that), all you can do is crow about 'W'. At least he doesn't think he has to be in the limelight like your 'boys'. Why don't you find something your liberal cronies a doing right and talk about that. Oh yeah, ya'll are not accomplishing anything except yapping your traps.

Silicone Alley said...

Now the two girls own him aasfhjgfsdghbhfd blowjobffsfhjlouyrwdfvbjjh for his services.

Anonymous said...

Say what you will, that Kim Jong Il is a snappy dresser.

My Other Brother Darryl

Anonymous said...

Clinton was f***ing an intern when the USS Cole was attacked. he did nothing about it. He was offered bin Laden's head but refused to act. His administration let 911 happen. They could have killed bin Laden. No, he was too busy raping and getting blow jobs. He is the scum of the earth.

Anonymous said...

Bill Clinton is powerful - his wife is more.

If you don't like it.......

YOU have a problem with powerful people.

Which they both are!!!!

At least HE didn't mess with children sexually (yep, Monica was at least GROWN!).........
......and they BOTH reared one fine daughter.

GO DEMS!

Anonymous said...

Kim looks like he got a fresh hair dye job for the occasion.

JimHubbell said...

Having those girls locked in the plane with him across the pacific is probably his payoff for making the trip.

Anonymous said...

Greatest President Ever and Bill Clinton juxtaposed in the same paragraph? What gives.

As a private citizen, holding no government office and wielding no power, I scarcely think Bill "won" the release of the journalists. He was simply there for the photo op.

What is curious, and I do mean curious, not nefarious, is why was Hillary upstaged, when such an exchange would have normally been within the purview of the Secretary of State?

Just asking...

Anonymous said...

You are funny BG. But one of the best? Not in a long shot... I really believe you said that to get people going on your blog... I hope so... Look at his history people... This is a sick O of a man.... He will pay for what he has done well we are paying now......

Anonymous said...

Excellent post 5:19. Thats what most of his followers are doing too. If they were stupid enough to vote for Bush they probably do not do anything that can be categorized as creative or intelligent. Except the ones that are in on the scam. Unfortunately those are the ones that will do anything to get their fellow manipulators elected.
I could care less how many fat girls that Bill gets a BJ from. He still left office with close to a trillion dollar SURPLUS, which Dubya promptly squandered.

Anonymous said...

I love the comment baiting. It worked wonders.

wordkyle said...

Clinton freed the hostages for the low, low price of all the nuclear materials the North Koreans can use to build power plants, weapons, whatever, plus an autographed 8x10 of Elvis. Delivery guaranteed in 30 minutes or less.

chupacabra said...

You know what would have been cool?
President Clinton leans back in the chair with kind of a smug grin on his face. Kim jung does the same then their eyes narrow and Kim Jung realizes what's about to go down and screams "Noooooooo!" with a look of terror in his eyes while reaching for his piece but, Wild Bill was too quick, too cool and puts one right between Ills eyes.
He then blows the smoke from the muzzle of his pistola and says,"Hasta la kimshee Illie baby"

THE END

Anonymous said...

Greatest President, BS. News from the past, least we forget: Arizona Rep. Matt Salmon said it left him nauseated. Connecticut Rep. Chris Shays told the New York Times it was horrible Those were two of the on the record reactions from House members who viewed evidence under lock and key in the Gerald Ford Building. This was the rape of Juanita Broaddrick committed in 1978 by Arkansas Attorney General Bill Clinton. Clinton's first known rape victim was a woman in England where he was attending college. I can't recall her name. By the way, Bill Clinton was never a Rhodes Scholar as has been reported.

Anonymous said...

5:25..it is called ARM, that would be a Adjustable Rate Mortage....Why pay for the 350,000 we can afford? Lets make interest only payment's! Your a official idiot.

8:10, he squandered a trillion dollars, chasing terrorists. If Billy boy had cut Bin Laden's head off wen he had the chance, 3,000 people would be alive.....and 9/11 would have never happened.

You people with your head up your ass amaze me....you really do.

Anonymous said...

Bill was a great President, except for that assault rifle/gun control thing, but even that motivated me to buy an AK-47 and an AR-15 and shitloads of magazines. And a bunch of big Glock mags. So even that was a good thing.

I got no problem with Monica.

I woulda voted again for Bill Clinton for President last year, if I coulda, even though I'm a hard core republican. He'd be so much better than Obama and the republican ticket was just a list of losers.

Anonymous said...

Bill is just an erand boy and a poor selection for the job considering his past.Hillary looks worn out to me,Why we would even care what the North Koreans do with two trouble makers like that amazes me.Now three more fools are in Iran on the same kind of shit.I say leave them there.We are fools to deal with theese people.DAGO

Anonymous said...

9:15.. Are you suggesting that Clinton came up with ARM's? If so you need to do some research, they have been around way longer than Clinton. We had friends back in the late 80's that had ARM's. They were a bad idea then and they still are today.

This area of home buying has nothing to do with a Democrat or Republican, but American citizens making bad choices.

Anonymous said...

Why didn't the powers that be send Bush instead of Clinton?

My guess is that they aren't yet ready for a new war.

Anonymous said...

all he had to do was get some blond american hookers for the weekend.

Anonymous said...

I think the family of these ladies should be responsible for the cost associated with this "rescue" mission.

Anonymous said...

These comments are absolutely absurd. There is a reason why the mass of men are to lead lives of quiet desperation. When you give them a voice, they make fools of themselves. No more. Allow them to toil in acquiescent silence. They may then, at least, retain their pride.

Anonymous said...

"Least we forget": the 19 year old girl in England who was raped by Bill Clinton while he was a student at Oxford was Elieen Welstone. No, Clinton did not finish the program so he is/was not a Rhodes Scholar. Welstone has a family now, so don't expect her to go public. I know of few women who would agree to talk publicly or in the news about being assaulted. Most just keep quiet about it. At least we know her name and what she accused Clinton of.

Jarhead said...

Was Jesse too busy to make the trip? This is usually his area of expertise.

Anonymous said...

Willie took advantage of the Cash for Clunkers deal and went straight to the manufacturer and got a twofer.

Anonymous said...

Bill Clinton's wife was on the board of Walmart. Just look at the "MADE IN" label on all the crap you buy at Walmart and you might see that it was just friends doing business.

Anonymous said...

Kim Jong is mentally Ill.

Anonymous said...

Barry Puppet Master Green I am cutting the strings.

Anonymous said...

"Hey Kim can you set me up with a 19 year old Korean girl who likes cigars"--

Anonymous said...

All of us are smart enough to know the release of the journalists was a done deal before we sent Slick Willie....so who was the greatest President that accompanied him?

Anonymous said...

Bill sure looks old in that picture...

Anonymous said...

W will be remembered as one of the truly great presidents. Slick Willie wiil be remembered as a lying, cheating manwhore with one domineering fugly wife. Just sayin.

Anonymous said...

I wonder how many of the people who voted for Obama will admit it?

Anonymous said...

4:30 - you are very wrong. George Bush will NOT be remembered as a "great president" - the media thinks they can "ruin" folks - and in many ways they can, but they DO NOT have ultimate power. Intelligence matters. Clinton has it. Bush has little of it.

Wonder why Clinton did this without the "official" sanction of the Obama administration?.......they knew of his intentions and said, "ok".......but did not put the word out that they were necessarily for it.

Bill Clinton is a powerful man. He is smart, articulate, good looking and diplomatic. THAT is power.

Not any Republican that I know of locally, state or nationally has that right now......

NOT ONE!

Anonymous said...

Sillycones, both of your are still silly. WK, for the first time, seems like you just made up sh!t. You always want proof, well prove it. Or shut the F!!! up.