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5.28.2009

Random Thursday Morning Thoughts

  • The HIV spreading defendant who got convicted yesterday in Collin County is scary looking.
  • And I think he had a horrible defense lawyer who uttered such things in closing yesterday as "no glove, no love" as well as telling the jury that the Swine Flu was more deadly that HIV. (As Gordon Keith on The Ticket said this morning, "Do you think the defendant slumped in his chair and thought to himself, 'Where's he going with this?'")
  • And here's an oddity: Normally the defendant would face a maximum of 20 years for Aggravated Assault. But since the victim(s) was part of a "dating relationship" with him, the maximum becomes life in prison. The Texas Penal Code is tricked up.
  • Why do we say "full blown" AIDS?
  • I've got full blown Tired Head.
  • I watched The 20 Most Horrifying Hollywood Murders on the E! Channel last night. I had never heard of the Black Dahlia case. Oh. My.
  • You think they would design a gas cap that you didn't have to take off.
  • Anyone who says gas prices are a function of supply and demand is nuts.
  • People are crazy.
  • We had a great pitcher meltdown yesterday. Stick around to the end when he commits Aggravated Assault on a Gatorade machine.
  • Instantly loading audio of the soon to be Supreme Court justice Sonia Sotomayor saying her own last name. Somebody needs to check and see if she is a red blooded 'merican.
  • I saw a commercial this morning for Hawaiian Waters water park saying "there's one near you in the metroplex." Where did they come from?
  • Decatur will have a Juneteenth parade?

47 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow thats A Woman!!!

Anonymous said...

Ford just introduced a capless fuel system.

Anonymous said...

Oh man, Zambrano went all Kenny Rogers on that Gatorade machine! Wonder if he swings a bat that well when he's at the plate?
And the guy sliding into home looked safe to me. I'm just sayin'

Of course Decatur is having a Juneteenth parade - they never miss an opportunity to trump Bridgeport

So-tow-my-ore aint so bad, as names go. It's not like the entire country has to worry about pronouncing E-zah-gearrrr-A.
I love you Cynthia, call me, baby. I'd let you roll those hard Rs all over me! And get this, I'm not gay OR blind

Anonymous said...

BG..the really big story about to break is how our "Gangster Government" is closing all auto dealerships/owners who contributed to GOP campaigns, whether profitable or not. This seem criminal to me.

Anonymous said...

Wow..is that really a woman ?? what a f'n dog.

Anonymous said...

Right after the Parade I think we should have a Drag Race on Main Street.

Anonymous said...

Do you think that girl passed the taks test?

Anonymous said...

8:59 - Barry must be running out of 18 to twenty five year olds. This one looks mid forties.

At least this one is closer to his age.

Anonymous said...

I am not that religious. I do not go to church. But I do find it interesting that a historical book called the Bible has rules and laws outlined, that if obeyed, will extend life and prevent the spread of HIV and other disease. Going by these laws will, in many ways, lead to a high quality of life. If the world accepted and went by the laws of the Bible then AIDS would not be a problem. I look at this book not as an obstacle course to prove that you are Jewish or Christian, but as advise from the ultimate physician and ultimate psychologist. Does the word "unclean" from the Bible really mean "unhealthy"? Is eating animal fat "unhealthy"? If the man convicted of spreading HIV had been taken to the "gates of the city and stoned" several years ago would there be six women without HIV?

Anonymous said...

8:59, She may be a dog but the silicone is in the right places.

Anonymous said...

Re the Picture:

Some mother needs to take her daughter aside and explain the meaning of the words "Hoochie Mama".

My Other Brother Darryl

Anonymous said...

The survey about the TAKS kids shows the harshness of the morons on this blog. 60% hypocrits 40% normal

Bryant Family said...

"Anyone who says gas prices are a function of supply and demand is nuts."

Not true. The speculators DEMAND money and we SUPPLY it through the increased gas prices they cause through their market manipulation.

Anonymous said...

Barry, heard a song on the radio called "God is great, beer is good and people are crazy", by Billy Currington...thought you might want to check it out! A lot of wisdom in that title :)

Anonymous said...

I hope this thread never dies and just goes on forever.

Ted said...

"We had a great pitcher meltdown yesterday. Stick around to the end when he commits Aggravated Assault on a Gatorade machine." -BG

Welcome to Cubbie nation, after an 8 game losing streak and a mess load of injuries I'm surprised the Big Z melted before Sweet Lou.

"Oh man, Zambrano went all Kenny Rogers on that Gatorade machine! Wonder if he swings a bat that well when he's at the plate?"-Anon 8:54 AM

Yes he can, they have been using him as a pinch hitter off the bench on his off days.

Anonymous said...

I find it interesting that if you agree with the first 9:34, you're "normal" but if you don't agree, you're a "hypocrite"

Anonymous said...

9:34
I guess the hypocrits (sic) and morons labels apply because you consider yourself one of the "normal" ones, right?
A person can't be considered a hypocrite unless you say one thing and do another. Please provide an example of the 232 people being hypocrites
I didn't vote in the poll; I don't live in or send kids to school in Decatur. I'd just like to know what makes your opinion so much more valuable than the others.

Anonymous said...

9:34, wrong post, either scroll down and comment where other complaints on the same topic are or quit beating a dead horse and get over it and move on with your life. The opinion poll is simply that: opinions. Everyone has one and it bears no affect on the decision that has already been made.

Anonymous said...

My mom just bought a new Ford Escape and it has no gas cap. I think gal in the picture used to work with me.

President Clark said...

Gas prices are due to supply and demand. The problem is, supply is artificially restricted which causes a rise in price. This is not a free market. If there were an international anti-callusion law then OPEC couldn't agree to restrict supply and we might not have this issue. Or they would just come up with another way to artifically increase price.

Denney Crane said...

Since the full blown perp has shortened the lives of 6 others, he needs life in prison! Since he likes sex so much, he should get plenty in the pen. I don't think they will care about his HIV since many of them are already infected.

The lives of 6 families are devastated...

That is one crazy defense attorney. Do you think we can get him to defend some of the GITMO detainees?

Eddie in Paradise said...

9:34 - What is normal? Why Be normal? Why have an opinion at all? If one does have an opinion that stands up for something, some "liberal" will label that person a hypocrite. It's easy to not take a stand. The person who doesn't take a stand cannot be labeled a hypocrite.

Where are the standards?

Anonymous said...

Has Sotomayor paid her back taxes?

Andria said...

"Black Dahlia Avenger: The True Story" by Steve Hodel. Creepiest. Book. Ever.

Hodel is a former LA police detective who believes that his father was the one who killed the Black Dahlia. Riveting.

Anonymous said...

I think Decatur should have drag races like Jasper Texas has.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, we got the subtle "drag" reference, you racist A-hole.
Now do us a favor:
1. Lift rock
2. Climb back under
3. Stay put

This is why we can't have nice things!

Anonymous said...

The HIV guy is an alien!!! Take Cover!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Let me get this straight. You go to a store to buy nice things and the store clerk tells you can't have them because I am a rascist A-hole? You need to shop where I do.

Anonymous said...

1124 i bet u r 4 gay couples copulating..right?

Anonymous said...

I'm glad watching murder movies didn't give you bad dreams.

Anonymous said...

10:57...Your comment was just plain mean.

Denney Crane said...

Please, do not confuse racism with bigotry...

I may be a bigot, but I'm not a racist!

BG, you could get shit started just by posting a picture of a twinkie!

Anonymous said...

The Lincoln MKZ that the guy spent 20 minutes trying to sell me at the FTW Main Street Arts fest had a non-removable gas cap.

Anonymous said...

The girl in the picture looks like Punky Brewster.

Anonymous said...

Yes, Denny, word has it that hand lotion gets a lot of "use" in prisons.

Sick.

Anonymous said...

"...I am a rascist A-hole? You need to shop where I do."

Bed(sheet with eyeholes), Bath and Beyond? No thanks

That little remark about having "nice things" went right over your head, I guess. But then, there's probably lots of stuff you don't understand, and never will

Anonymous said...

She needs to go back and make that doctor re-do, she is lopsided.

Or maybe she paid to be larger on one side, kind of like her mind.

Anonymous said...

My Ford Flex has a capless gas opening... It is great...

Anonymous said...

maybe she has a microchip in her??

Anonymous said...

Bolt. On.

Anonymous said...

Everyone at Decatur high school is saying that Taylor swift and tuf cooper are dating and that she was I'm town this week

Anonymous said...

Is that why all the principals were standing in front of decatur high school this morning. I think they were all waiting for an autographed photo. or were they acting as her security guards? All of them were wearing a walkie talkie. I could not see the bluetooth device.

Anonymous said...

Please explain how by me being an A-hole rascist kkkeeps you from having nice things. If you can do that then I'll help guide you in the right direction to the nearest bed bath and beyond. But I must warn you that you can't purchase a sense of humor there. Lighten up you liberal pitiful easily offended weenie.

Anonymous said...

1:36 - you think implying that white guys dragging a black men behind their truck and killing him is a good thing and we should have a sense of humor about your reference to it???? THose of us that are offended by that are "easily offended weenies"?????

I agree with the poster that said you need to crawl back under the rock you came from and stay there.

You are vile and disgusting.

chupacabra said...

"full blown AIDS" connotes being actively sick from the HIV infection.
A person can be infected with HIV and show no signs or symptoms.
When a persons immune system declines to a certain point they are considered to have AIDs. I believe that's a CD4 count less than 200 and the presence of opportunistic infections.
The presence of somewhat different presentations in different patients, different responses to same, the grouping of signs and symptoms related to another infection etc. lead to the "syndrome" term in AIDS

The term "full blown AIDS" is a pop culture holdover anyway as it is not(or should not be) used by the medical field anymore- you either have it or you don't. There's no such thing as partially blown AIDS.

Anonymous said...

6:40, Please explain how I implied it's a good thing and how you can't have nice things because I am an A-hole rascist? You weenies can't answer questions, but you can imply.