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5.26.2009

Are You Smarter Than A Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader?

Tryout for the squad began in Grapevine this weekend and, sad to say, I was cut after the first round. Well, I would have been cut after the first round because I'm not sure I could have passed the test given to all would-be booty shakers that includes “80 to 100 questions covering the Dallas Cowboys football team, the cheerleaders’ history, the National Football League and current events.” Eight sample questions:

1. Where will the Cowboys play their final home game this season? [I have no idea]

2. Where will the Cowboys hold their 2009 summer training camp?[I think Oxnard but is it back to San Antonio?]

3. Name the Cowboys legend who served as head coach for the team’s first 29 years. [Ok, that's easy. Barry Switzer.]

4. What year was the Cowboys’ first season in the NFL? (A) 1960 (B) 1962 (C) 1964 (D) 1965 [I think it was 1960 but I wouldn't rule out 1962]

5. How many stars are on the Cowboys Cheerleaders’ uniform? [No idea]

6. Who is commissioner of the National Football League?[I actually know that because I don't like the guy]

7. How many yards are in an NFL end zone? (A) 10 (B) 20 (C) 30 (D) 50 [That's easy unless I grew up in Canada]

8. Name one country that borders Iraq. [I know Iran. I know Kuwait. But I'm not sure who it is to the north.]

Source.

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

The last HOME game? Maybe at their HOME stadium.

wordkyle said...

The country to the north of Iraq is Quitaque, or something close to that. And they have a town named Batman.

Anonymous said...

Ehh......a HOME game is played at HOME.

moma247 said...

I figure that the first sample question is to weed out the airheads....not that I'm saying the owner of this blog has his airhead moments or anything......

Anonymous said...

So what exactly does this Blog do?

Anonymous said...

What does this blog do? From a fan: the blog entertains, provides nice pictures of women who need attention, provides local news, sometimes provides good debate, sometimes provides ugly debate, and makes you realize you are not too warped when you have dreams of spider monkeys or ring-tailed lemurs.

Anonymous said...

I wonder how many dip-shits will come on here trying to show their intelligence by answering the 1'st question, while having no clue as to any of the others..??? DUMBASSES !

Anonymous said...

8:57 - stirs folks up, entertains Barry when he is bored, and reminds us that women look best with few clothes on.

Fun times.

Anonymous said...

Batman is a city in the country called Turkey. According to several sites I found doing a google search, they are suing Warner Brothers for the use of the name.

Anonymous said...

Number of stars on the cheerleader's uniform is something only stalkers would know...16!!!???

Anonymous said...

Don't know but, I'm smarter than Obama.

Anonymous said...

well i did no the answer to one of the questons butt i aint sayin it now all pissed off in alvoid.

soz said...

well said, 9:45!

Anonymous said...

I guess all you experts don't know that Turkey shares a border with Iraq. You never viewed any of the Middle East newspapers that showed piles of skeltal remains of ethnic Turks on whom the weapons of mass distruction (gas)were used. Hence statements from Democrate leaders that "Iraq has used weapons of mass distruction in the past." Both Bill and Hillery Clinton made mention of this fact before the New York Times, CBS, NBC, CNN, etc. decided that there were no WMD in Iraq.

wordkyle said...

Is it possible that I, of all people, was too subtle???

Jarhead said...

What a stupid bunch of questions. Here's what they should be asking:

1) How big are your boobs?

2) Can you do the splits?

3) These shorts are 8 sizes too small. Can you try them on for us?

4) Could you please stay away from Tony Romo?

5) I seem to have a golf ball stuck in my garden hose. Could you get it out for me?

6) Are your ears shaped like pistol grips?

You're hired.

Anonymous said...

Has anyone done a DNA test on this blog to see if Barry really is the Father?

The triple fake Mori Povich

Anonymous said...

1. Where will the Cowboys play their final home game this season? Cowboys Stadium, Arlington, TX

2. Where will the Cowboys hold their 2009 summer training camp? San Antonio, TX, home of the best breakfast tacos ever.

3. Name the Cowboys legend who served as head coach for the team’s first 29 years.

Tom Landry, the man in the hat.

4. What year was the Cowboys’ first season in the NFL? (A) 1960 (B) 1962 (C) 1964 (D) 1965 A 1960, they won 1 game.

5. How many stars are on the Cowboys Cheerleaders’ uniform? None

6. Who is commissioner of the National Football League? Roger Goodell (Not Roger Staubach, not Roger Goodday, not Roger, over and out)

7. How many yards are in an NFL end zone? (A) 10 (B) 20 (C) 30 (D) 50 A, 10 yards deep from goalline to endline

8. Name one country that borders Iraq.

Iran, as fast as I could

Double Fake Tex Schramm