5.29.2009

Random Friday Morning Thoughts

  • I jogged this morning outside in the dark which is something I never do. That was kind of weird. And now I'm exhausted.
  • Arrested Development > The Office
  • Always be wary of Texas Attorney General Greg Abbott. First and foremost, he believes his primary official obligation is to get on TV.
  • The National Spelling Bee would be fun to watch. At least the last 15 minutes of it.
  • I still believe that local news broadcasts need to do more "where are they now?" segments.
  • I would love to be able to freeze time and then walk around.
  • During negotiations with a Wise County prosecutor yesterday in an impromptu public forum, I actually had to turn to another lawyer and say "you might want to butt out" because he/she kept making insane pro-State comments.
  • I've said this before, but police are trained to identify themselves in a tense situation as "PO-leece" so as not to be confused with "please". That is, "Stop, PO-leece" will not be confused as "Stop, please."
  • I'm rarely asked if I'm in a bad mood.
  • Maybe that means I appear to always be in a bad mood.
  • Isn't this HIV-Spreading criminal case a little weird? This one guy is able to infect what, eight women? Maybe more. When the news of AIDS first broke in the mid-1980s, the public was in panic because we believed it could be passed on as easily as the flu. Then we discovered that wasn't true. Now this guy makes us all rethink that.
  • And if it's true, why aren't there thousands of criminal cases like this?
  • The Wise County classifieds are beginning to fill up.
  • Just had a guy call me and asked me if I wanted to play golf this morning. Uh, yeah but no.

27 comments:

Anonymous said...

If you freezed time (and everyone else) and could walk around, you'd be in the Twilight Zone!

Anonymous said...

When you freeze time and walk around, is it cold or is the weather the same as it was prior to FREEZING time?

You might take a coat just in case.

DF BUBEAR MAMA

Anonymous said...

Greg Abbott is a lawyer who has been chosen to represent the State of Texas. Past experience shows that all "good" legal representation first tries the case in the media, meaning getting themselves exposure (ie Racehorse Haynes, Johnnie Cochran, F. Lee Bailey, etc.) My suspision is that your main issue with Abbott is his party affiliation, not his methods.

moma247 said...

Holy crap! The girl in the middle is not simply posing with her arms around the other two, she's trying to keep herself from falling forward!

Anonymous said...

The girl in the middle - chest is grotesque. Doctor just should have said no to building up those things.

However, seems Barry is back to normal.

Whatever that means!

Anonymous said...

Luv me some photoshop, makes fun spots seem larger.

Anonymous said...

Girl in the middle has a butterface. Arrested Development IS NOT greater than The Office.

Anonymous said...

Pie Melons..2 for a buck

Anonymous said...

The Girl in the middle - That just ain't right. Do you think she knows she looks deformed? If she was smart she would sue her Doctor for implanting pontoons. That's ridiculous and bless her heart, she thinks she looks good. Of course she could have a "Sugar Daddy" and in that case, well, that's a whole nother story.... to be continued.

Propagandist said...

Chick on the left; cute eyes but needs a new nose.
Middle chick; troll with monster boobs.
The one on the right; it's a man, man.

Anonymous said...

girl in the middle-just f'en stupid!
does not even look good.

Anonymous said...

Propagandist 9:19..I totally agree about the one on the right...I thought it was a man, too! At least the girl in the middle won't have to work out, she can lose weight just by carrying those babies around!

Anonymous said...

Girl in the middle - I love her..."Now dancing on the main stage, Misty!" Wonder what song she dances to?

Senator Kay

Anonymous said...

all skanks..!

Anonymous said...

Not a religious nut here, but if you decide to sleep around, shouldn't you protect your own health and welfare?

And considering the pool out there why would you think you landed the one honest, forthright man in the world?

No sympathy for the guy, jail the bird for a period of time, but in reality, didn't these women harm themselves?

Anonymous said...

As a Police Instructor for over 20 years, and having taught in over 150 basic academies, the statement you made that officers are trained to say PO-lice is ridiculous. Someone is pulling your leg. It's just the way southern officers say it.

Anonymous said...

Anyone who watched the old Amos and Andy Show knows that the Kingfish, Amos and Andy all pronoucned it as the
PO-lice. So this is not just a Southern pronunciation, it has also been pronounced that way in Harlem N.Y., as well.

Anonymous said...

breaking news plane crash off 920 near b'port...

Anonymous said...

PO-Lice was adopted by Officers due to the fact that Blacks have pronounced it this way since the beginning of time and it just stuck.

Anonymous said...

jp enroute to plane crash...

Anonymous said...

The clothed one is the best of the bunch.

Anonymous said...

Think you could get a photo of the middle one standing on her head or hanging by her heels? She will not need a bra in five years;she can just tuck them in her pants if she is wearing any.To the poor women who contracted aids from that whatever.The worst part would be admitting you were that desperate.DAGO

Anonymous said...

Hey, what about those TAKS test?

Anonymous said...

TAKS is done. Fugetabout it

Double Fake Mafia Boss

Anonymous said...

There is more than one girl in the picture? I gots the cookies.

Anonymous said...

as a police officer, i would have to say that you are full of shit about the Po-leece thing. never heard of anybody training that way

Anonymous said...

As a former police in the 80's and 90's just chase them down and whoop their ass. If u can't catch them then u have a professional problem, get help.