1.20.2009

"Senator Collapses At Lunch"

CNN is reporting that either Senator Ted Kennedy or Robert Byrd has "collapsed" at the Obama luncheon moments ago. Edit: Then they cut to the luncheon and it's going on just as normally as can be. Odd. Edit #2: Confirmed. It's Kennedy. Edit #3: Sheesh. Now it's reported that paramedics were called to help Byrd as well. Edit #4: Emailer sweet Alice (who works for Fox 4) writes to tell me that Byrd wasn't sick, just bored. An AP story will confirm this shortly.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

One down, one to go.

Anonymous said...

One can only hold out hope that it was Harry Reid.

Anonymous said...

Who cares about Kennedy and Byrd, is Obama Girl alright??

Anonymous said...

Dig up Rose and dust off her black dress. She has another funeral to attend.

Anonymous said...

220PM...ROTFLMBO!!!

Anonymous said...

Yes! There is a God!

Anonymous said...

What are they eating? Keep this up and the stock market might reverse the downhill slide it is taking today.

Anonymous said...

It was the rubber Chicken that did it!

Anonymous said...

The whole affair was too much for the Senator and he should have watched it from TV. Of course he said Obama was Jack Kennedy before Obama became FDR and then finally decided to be Lincoln! He probably choked on the duck! (menu was Lincoln's favorite food)

We still don't know who the new president is or what he plans to do! We witnessed a lot of emotion and worship of the first pop culture president to win election.

Anonymous said...

I thought the first pop culture president to win an election was Clinton!