1.23.2009

Plastic Chairs Injured At Australian Open

Although I refuse to watch tennis unless it's Wimbledon and I'm sitting on my couch in my underwear on the 4th of July weekend, I was pretty excited when someone promoted this clip as a "near riot" happening outside the Australian Open. My disappointment level, however, couldn't be greater. That's a fight? Throwing plastic chairs at each other from 10 yards away? Sheesh. I've cleared the bar at Frilly's with more violence than that. And what's up with the fat man in the yellow shirt? He can shut down the whole fight just by raising his hand? He should have just held up one of those "Quiet" signs you see at a golf tourney -- I think the hooligans would have run away at the sight of it.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

When I saw this, I prayed that God would go back in time and protect all these people from being hurt, and it worked!

Anonymous said...

How bout you put the plastic chairs down and go over and beat the idiots ass. Foreign f ers! Though it is tennis, a sport that has fallen to the near bottom of the sports totem pole. Maybe they need a little more of this kind of shit to draw attention to a sport filled with power aces!

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry they didn't kill each other for you guys! Maybe next time!!!

Anonymous said...

The Blogaviches were pissed the Croationviches won or something like that. It was their version of Shoe Throwing. No wonder the Russians can march in to all those surrounding countries and kick their butts. Let's see, bullet vs. chair, chair vs. bullet, aaahh!, I'll take the gun. Morons!!

chupacabra said...

If it had been a soccer match 13 people would have died and the stadium burned to the ground.

Gorilla said...

Back in the day, we used to always riot after Bjorn Borg losses.

Anonymous said...

That is the type of fight I would expect to see at a tennis game. What type of person attends a tennis activity?

Poons.

Anonymous said...

How was that such a "dangerous" situation?

Anonymous said...

Maybe if you were a plastic chair you'd understand- geez , how insensitive can a person be?