One of these things is not like the others, One of these things just doesn't belong, Can you tell which thing is not like the others By the time I finish my song?
With our heads bowed in prayer...we ask you, sweet baby Jesus, to bless everyone here today. We also ask you to bless our home town Mavericks during this upcoming season. We ask that you make Dirk's ankle bones, all of them, stronger than steel. We know this will cause some issues at airport security, potentially cavity searches for our famous German star, but hey, I think he would deal with that for and NBA championship. For Josh Howard, we ask that you expell the demon from his body, the demon that worhips the ganja. Say "out with thee", oh sweet baby Jesus...and it will be so. (By the way, if you need a place to send that outcast spirit, I'm available. Text me for details.) For Jason Kidd, we ask that all his laser like passes find their intended targets and that the bricks he throws up from the 3-point line magically turn into white turtle doves, that swoosh ever so gently through the net, garnering our Mavs 3 points on the scoreboard. Oh please baby Jesus, hear our prayer.
Amen.
Double Fake Ricky Bobby
PS And on a personal note, thanks for skinny young ladies in tight blue jeans.
A black kid says,Mom I have the biggest "one" in the third grade,isn't it cuz I'm black and Mom replies,no son it's because you should be in the 8th grade.
Ref 1: "I got $100 riding on the Mavs and giving 3 points. What do you two have?"
Ref 2: "Is Howard high tonight or straight?"
Ref 3: "He's straight. I had a talk with him during warm-ups. He sounded normal to me. Of course with him, normal is hard to pinpoint."
Ref 2: "I know what you mean. He's crazy, man."
Ref 1: "So, you two want in? My bookie is right behind me, front row, the guy that looks like he's sleeping."
Ref 2: "Yeah, count me in. I'm good for Benjamin."
Ref 3: "Me too."
Ref 1: "Okay, we're cool. Remember the magic number is Mavs gotta win by more than three. Got it?"
Ref 2: "Consider it done."
Ref 3: "Piece of cake."
Ref 1: "Let's get out there and call it the right way then. Not like last time, when one of you two idiots called an illegal block in the back below the waist penalty and stepped off 15 yards from the mid-court stripe, in BOSTON, no less. I had a hell of a time explaining THAT one to Stern after the game. If ya gotta make a bad call in the last few seconds, a least make one that makes a little sense."
12:48, I go to Church, I love the Lord and I am a true believer in Christianity and faith. But, I gotta tell you brother, that was hilarious!! Yea, some right wing Christians, such as myself, have a sense of humor. Again, with all the political mess going on, that couldn't have come at a better time. It was classic!!
If there are any "true" constitutional lawyers out there could you please explain to me why what Treasury Secretary Paulson has done is not illegal or, better yet, does exactly what the U.S. Constitution states he can't do with this $700 billiom dollar bail-out? What I am refering to is the constitution states that money should be divided equally amongst all. If some one is versed in this part of the law, please respond. Thank you.
I see from the Star Telegram that Baylor has been paying it's freshman to re-take the SAT. Poor Bears all that bad publicity and it only went up 10 points. Interesting idea, shame they got caught.
Is it the nigger, or the spic? I'm confused. By the way, I'd do either one of them, or even the two slutty looking white trash chicks. See, I'm kind of an equal opportunity sort of bigot.
Homophone? What the hell is that? Is that like a phone you use to call yourself? Damn, if I'm one of those I must be rich,,, Rich?, wow, that's short for Richard. It's all like an intricate prophesy coming to pass. So nice to have my proud parents notice me at last.
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One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?
uh, Barry, look at the fat rolls on their backs. NOT a pick me up!
With our heads bowed in prayer...we ask you, sweet baby Jesus, to bless everyone here today. We also ask you to bless our home town Mavericks during this upcoming season. We ask that you make Dirk's ankle bones, all of them, stronger than steel. We know this will cause some issues at airport security, potentially cavity searches for our famous German star, but hey, I think he would deal with that for and NBA championship. For Josh Howard, we ask that you expell the demon from his body, the demon that worhips the ganja. Say "out with thee", oh sweet baby Jesus...and it will be so. (By the way, if you need a place to send that outcast spirit, I'm available. Text me for details.) For Jason Kidd, we ask that all his laser like passes find their intended targets and that the bricks he throws up from the 3-point line magically turn into white turtle doves, that swoosh ever so gently through the net, garnering our Mavs 3 points on the scoreboard. Oh please baby Jesus, hear our prayer.
Amen.
Double Fake Ricky Bobby
PS And on a personal note, thanks for skinny young ladies in tight blue jeans.
Amen, again.
Amen, Ricky Bobby...Amen!
Here's somethin I was just thinkin about earlier.
A black kid says,Mom I have the biggest "one" in the third grade,isn't it cuz I'm black and Mom replies,no son it's because you should be in the 8th grade.
Come on Bar, show us girls some love. We want Matthew pics. Looking at all these girls all the time is weirding me out!
Ref 1: "I got $100 riding on the Mavs and giving 3 points. What do you two have?"
Ref 2: "Is Howard high tonight or straight?"
Ref 3: "He's straight. I had a talk with him during warm-ups. He sounded normal to me. Of course with him, normal is hard to pinpoint."
Ref 2: "I know what you mean. He's crazy, man."
Ref 1: "So, you two want in? My bookie is right behind me, front row, the guy that looks like he's sleeping."
Ref 2: "Yeah, count me in. I'm good for Benjamin."
Ref 3: "Me too."
Ref 1: "Okay, we're cool. Remember the magic number is Mavs gotta win by more than three. Got it?"
Ref 2: "Consider it done."
Ref 3: "Piece of cake."
Ref 1: "Let's get out there and call it the right way then. Not like last time, when one of you two idiots called an illegal block in the back below the waist penalty and stepped off 15 yards from the mid-court stripe, in BOSTON, no less. I had a hell of a time explaining THAT one to Stern after the game. If ya gotta make a bad call in the last few seconds, a least make one that makes a little sense."
Working Title "Conspiracy Theory"
Double Fake Oliver Stone
12:48, I go to Church, I love the Lord and I am a true believer in Christianity and faith. But, I gotta tell you brother, that was hilarious!!
Yea, some right wing Christians, such as myself, have a sense of humor. Again, with all the political mess going on, that couldn't have come at a better time. It was classic!!
George Strait or Sam Elliott pictures would be very nice. They both have cute butts in tight Wranglers.
If there are any "true" constitutional lawyers out there could you please explain to me why what Treasury Secretary Paulson has done is not illegal or, better yet, does exactly what the U.S. Constitution states he can't do with this $700 billiom dollar bail-out? What I am refering to is the constitution states that money should be divided equally amongst all. If some one is versed in this part of the law, please respond. Thank you.
I see from the Star Telegram that Baylor has been paying it's freshman to re-take the SAT. Poor Bears all that bad publicity and it only went up 10 points.
Interesting idea, shame they got caught.
You think that ol' gal in the foreground could blow up a bathroom with that thing?
12:28...........................
Is it the nigger, or the spic? I'm confused. By the way, I'd do either one of them, or even the two slutty looking white trash chicks. See, I'm kind of an equal opportunity sort of bigot.
6:54
You are a homophone....think short for Richard and you have yourself properly defined as bigot.
Double Fake Your Proud Parents
1:33
Wake up son. You're dreaming.
Double Fake Sandman
7:54.................
Homophone? What the hell is that? Is that like a phone you use to call yourself? Damn, if I'm one of those I must be rich,,, Rich?, wow, that's short for Richard. It's all like an intricate prophesy coming to pass. So nice to have my proud parents notice me at last.
8:55
Weak.(hint: that's an example of a homophone)
Bring it, or stay on the bench. I recommend the bench in your case. You aren't ready to run with the big dogs, Dick.
Double Fake Mike Ditka
That must be JarHead posting Anonymous.
9:38
I'm willing to bet the ranch that its not Jarhead. Jarhead has character and I respect his postings, even if I may not agree with some of them.
I know Jarhead. Jarhead is a blog friend of mine. Anonymous is no Jarhead.
Double Fake the Ghost of Lloyd Bentsen
Oh Jesus Christ! Not another mock execution!!
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