7.10.2008

Waffle House Wedding


You can see all the pictures here or you can see a montage set to music here (I'm still crying over the video. It may be the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.)

Background story here with this money quote:

"I think it's pretty redneck myself," dad said, laughing. "But I'm a redneck anyway, so."

The couple plans to honeymoon Monday and Tuesday, but then it's back to work.

The destination?

"I don't know yet," the groom said.

29 comments:

Anonymous said...

The really funny part is that the laugh may be on us "cool" folks---these rednecks just may be happy. Imagine that.....

Anonymous said...

the date on the pictures is 2006 ... they've probably popped out a few young'uns and gotten a trailer park divorce by now.

Anonymous said...

I know a lot of yuppies (or what ever they are called now) and quite a few rednecks (related to a few) and the rednecks seem a lot happier and a lot less stressed.

Anonymous said...

One lucky couple!!!

Anonymous said...

Congrats to the both of them, I hope they have a happy marriage for the rest of their lives.

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Anonymous said...

I'd be happy too if all I lived for was beer and cigarettes and didn't care what I woke up next to in some hot dank room with sweat soaked sheets or somethin.

Anonymous said...

Sometimes I wish I was back in my trailer.

An ice cold beer after work

Then the old lady brings me some kind of culinary masterpiece involving Hambuger Helper,Velveeta Cheese and stewed tomatos.

Then I'd watch Married With Children and The Simpsons

Every once in awhile the brother that lived across the street would drop by to burn one. It freaked him out I'd drink malt liquor

Then I wouldn't move until it was time to roll in the hay a little while then drift off into blissful oblivion-Magic.

Anonymous said...

His name is Bubba- you couldn't make this stuff up!
The only thing I hate? The co-opting of the term redneck which was started by Foxworthy. Those folks are white trash pure and simple

Signed It takes one to know one

Anonymous said...

I attended a rehearsal dinner at a Waffle House once...that was memorable. The lucky couple is still married and poppin' out kids left and right. I also once went to a wedding (different couple but kindred spirits) that had an outhouse...not a Porta-Potty...an honest-to-God "one-holer" wooden shithouse complete with lyme. The groom's cake was a huge bowl of banana pudding. Good times.

RPM said...

I heard they already have 3 kids. Scattered, Smothered and Covered.

Anonymous said...

mr 357 she looks more like she got ate at the waffle house..i bet she was eight before she was seven!!

Anonymous said...

Haven't had a beer in 4 years, a cigarette (or other smoke) in 20, I wish could just sit on the porch with a beer and a smoke. I wouldn't once think about what the government is doing to us.

Anonymous said...

Well, how sweet!
You won't see that much white trash if you go dumpster-diving behind the paper plate factory

Double Fake Larry the Cable Guy

Anonymous said...

I guess some of you didn't read the story. They had been together for NINE years and already had 2 kids when they got married.

Anonymous said...

Well, as usual these folks are mostly made fun of in here.

I wish them lots of happiness. Likely they are happier than most of us.

What was your reason for posting this Barry?

Ridicule?

Anonymous said...

6:37 or Buzzkill as I'm sure called in your circle-lighten up!
We are as happy can be for the young love birds,we just show it a little differently.(For some of us it may hit a little too close to home anyway)

Long Live Bubba,Pam and all their dirt eatin' offspring!

Anonymous said...

Yet we don't seem to think it's odd when people get married in Casinos (because instead we call it "Las Vegas" and make it sound cool), or outside amongst trees and bushes and bugs (but it's at the "botanical gardens"...and isn't that romantic?), or at amusement parks ("awww...how sweet that they're getting married at Disneyworld), or surrounded by imprisoned animals ("a wedding at the zoo...neat!!!). Not sure why a couple getting married at a Waffle House is all that weird, really.

Anonymous said...

sometimes lawyers, like children, can be so cruel!!!

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Anonymous said...

You might be a Redneck if your rehearsal dinner is held at a Huddle House.

The aspiring Jeff Foxworthy

Anonymous said...

What's that redneck chick lookin for in that other redneck chicks ear for? Ticks or somethin?

Anonymous said...

Maybe she's piercing her ear ("Hold still, honey, this is going to hurt a little.")

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Anonymous said...

8:43PM i don't get it, what does that mean, she was eight before she was seven,..i just can't figger it out..??? DOUBLE B TO TRIPLE D FAKE PAM ANDERSON...

Anonymous said...

510 i bet that is rite!!

Suburban Voice On-Line said...

good god... someone tell me this is an "Onion" type spoof!

Anonymous said...

The video was removed- could they have the insight to figure out that people were making fun of them?