Last night. Bottom of the ninth. Two outs. Rangers behind.
On the mound was some guy who can throw a baseball over a mountain because he has 36th saves this year. No pitcher in the history of Baseball Ever has had more before the All Star Break.
And then it happen. Reformed drug user Josh Hamilton tells the reliever to "say 'ello to my leetle frin."
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