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3.28.2007

EMT Dog


This story is all over the news.

This lady gets choked while scarfing down some food and then tries to do the Heimlich maneuver on herself. (Huh?) Being unsuccessful, the faithful dog then knocked her down and jumped up and down on the lady's belly until the food particle goes flying out of her mouth. But the dog's not done: He licked his owner to keep her from passing out.

Say what? And not that I'm a skeptic, but all she has to do is say this is what happens and she gets plastered all over the news?

Uh, I've got this pet monkey that changed the fuel pump in my car last weekend. Really.

10 comments:

moma247 said...

That is exactly what I was thinking when I saw the story on the news this morning, B. I did wonder why she didn't also throw in that the dog gave her mouth-to-mouth to revive her.

goober said...

Churchill said it best: " A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth gets it's pants on."

Anonymous said...

I'm with you....very skeptical! Maybe....she passed out after she tried over and over to heimlich herself (which yes you can do on a chair or something)....and then her dog woke her up licking her face and she dreamed it all!?!

Anonymous said...

I have a bathroom monkey.l

Anonymous said...

Another fake. We're a country of fakes and idiots. It won't be long now.....

Anonymous said...

I think she meant her dog did the Hiney-Lick manuever.

SG said...

There is no way! that's bs!

Anonymous said...

I think that monkey was actually your date ...

Anonymous said...

A bible thumper would say.... My "GOD" saved that woman's life through that dog.

Interesting.... but your "GOD" allowed a tow truck driver to run over an infant.

Anonymous said...

On Letterman last night, David said that this was a fake story. The truth (as reported by Dave) was that the dog had to dial 911 from a cell phone and be talked through the procedure.