This lady gets choked while scarfing down some food and then tries to do the Heimlich maneuver on herself. (Huh?) Being unsuccessful, the faithful dog then knocked her down and jumped up and down on the lady's belly until the food particle goes flying out of her mouth. But the dog's not done: He licked his owner to keep her from passing out.
Say what? And not that I'm a skeptic, but all she has to do is say this is what happens and she gets plastered all over the news?
Uh, I've got this pet monkey that changed the fuel pump in my car last weekend. Really.