The Campaign For DA

1.11.2018

This List Made Me Laugh




Normally capitol protests involve a bunch of people (typically female) yelling. 

Heck, this list is better suited for a neo-nazi rally in the streets. 

7 comments:

Michael Kenyon said...

I hope this is the list for the cops. If they did not have any of these items the violent confrontations would be completely eliminated.

Anonymous said...

Looks like a list of what the fascist antifa mask wearing weenies would bring to a protest.

Anonymous said...

The word "improvised" is confusing. So handcuffs are okay? Just nothing improvised, right? Same thing for shields... Regular shields are okay. Just no garbage can lids, I guess.

Also, balloons made the list, but knives did not. So I guess protests from this point forward will be characterized by people with knives popping all those damn protest balloons.

Anonymous said...

The list should have concluded with:

"This is for the legislatures, a list for spectators/visitors shall be coming soon." :-)

Anonymous said...

Leave the squirt guns at home. Bring the real guns. Got it.

Anonymous said...

I think the better wording should (Anything you bring can and will be used against you as well as it can be } You destroy anything regardless of value you will be shot more than once !!

Anonymous said...

I guess "but not limited to" lets them confiscate all Bowie knives and machetes.