The Campaign For DA

3.30.2017

What I Feel Like Most Days



But what's up with the flip requirement? Let's come up with a competition of smashing bricks with your brain but then say, "Wait. We need to trick it up a little bit!"

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Advil please...

Triple Fake... said...

Odd choice of words, because if you were actually using your brain to smash bricks, you would use something other than the housing that contains your brain.
Was the flipping a requirement, or just a method of using momentum to get to the next stack? Maybe there was a time element to consider

Anonymous said...

See guys, I told you there was nothing to worry about. That old brain is tougher than you thought.

DF Roger Goodell

Anonymous said...

Not saying I could do it or that it is not fascinating, but it does not look like he is putting much force on those bricks.

Anonymous said...

Not nearly enough force being applied to smash real blocks. Especially since a significant amount of available energy from his body is dedicated to the propulsion for his rolling over. There's a major fake part to this. The laws of physics do not cease to exist on his stove. Are those magic blocks? Are we to think that a block breaks easier on his floor? Did he buy these blocks from the same guy that sold Jack his beanstalk beans?

Anonymous said...

Freakin' idiot people...and I thought football was stupid

Anonymous said...

Must be some of that inferior Mexican brick.
DF Troy Aikman

Anonymous said...

If he followed the Rugby tackle block breaking method he would never get a head injury....or if he played head block smash like they did in '39!

Anonymous said...

Somewhere in heaven, many years ago...God formed a plan that this person's life would follow, to the letter. And that plan said, "break fake blocks while tumbling over and over". Meanwhile, Aunt Mildred's plan read..."live a long, proper Christian life, and when I'm ready for you I'll run a truck into your bus so you can experience unimaginable pain and horror first."

Harry Hamid said...

I have to say, that's how I feel most days, too.

The worst part comes when you've broken about 5 stacks and look ahead to see how many more you have yet to go.