The Campaign For DA

2.28.2017

Johnny Football Back In Court


I'm making an assumption that the guy with him is his lawyer. Let me make some suggestions: (1) Lose the hat unless you are going to film a remake of Lonesome Dove, (2) Lose the belt buckle unless you are going to film a remake of Urban Cowboy. This might have been cool in the 1980s, but unless you are Gerry Spence sporting a ridiculous outfit, you can't get away with that.

(3) What is up with that? You don't own a briefcase? Plus, this is a simple hearing where all you are going to do is beg. You don't need three inches of documents. And even if you did, ever hear of an iPad?

Shout out to Johnny Football. That is a spiffy look.

27 comments:

Anonymous said...

I must admit I'm a little jealous that guys like that get to play dress up everyday.

I'm going to start wearing an astronaut helmet.

Triple Fake... said...

Dear sweet baby Jesus:
thank you for not letting this man wear a bolo tie to court today.
Barry would have gone beyond ALL CAPS GUY on him, and then his head would have 'sploded!
Amen

Anonymous said...

That lawyer looks ridiculous. Just reinforces the stereotypes

Anonymous said...

Dress like he wants because he probably because he does not care what you think and EARNS more in a month then you do in a year..just sayinnnnn

Anonymous said...

He might have just refinanced his home and has all the title paperwork to look through before he signs

Anonymous said...

Boots, Buckles and hats are always acceptable in Texas. You forget your Bridgeport, Wise County, Texas upbringing counselor?

Anonymous said...

You think he might be a UT Law School Grad? Naaaahhhhh! Has to be Wesleyan.

DF Bevo

Anonymous said...

Your condescending post towards the man is the reason Trump was elected. You still don't get it.

Anonymous said...

Good Gawd Green,
Sometimes you have an ambiguous, somewhat Freudian slip included in some statement that shows you do have some genuine principals.
Case in point- mentioning Gerry Spence. The greatest Libertarian lawyer that breathed our air, and champion / defender of the little guy in matters of government over reach, i.e. Randy Weaver, some of the Davidians, ect.

Not Sam

Lawyer Too FKA Baylor Too said...

Really? You are making fun of him for bringing the file to the courthouse?

Anonymous said...

My favorite war torn Muslim country transplant has always been Keanu Reeves. Manziel represents poorly.

Anonymous said...

Almost looks like a Michael Koors ad.

Anonymous said...

I thought all you lawyers down there dressed like that.

Anonymous said...

He has been up at the Wise County courthouse in the past. Johnny may be having financial difficulties because calling this lawyer a 'spare' would be generous.

Anonymous said...

@12:31 PM

Trump lost by 3 million votes. YOU don't get it.

Anonymous said...

Lawyer looks mentally retarded and Manziel looks like he is 40 years old.

Anonymous said...

@2:36

That electoral college thing still sailing over your head? Hang in there.

Anonymous said...

2:36, How did the Russians hack the election if Hillary got 3 million more votes? I don't get it.

Anonymous said...

2:36 - the proof is in the puddin', Puddin', and I don't see a Dem in the White House.

Anonymous said...

3 million fake votes.

Bear said...

What every one else said about 2:36.

Anonymous said...

"You don't need three inches of documents..."

Thats not what SHE said!

Ha ha. I kill myself sometimes.

Bear said...

Judging a book by its' cover?

Tolerance of everyone as long as they agree with you?

DLW said...

The Lawyer is Jim Darnell from El Paso. He has a BA with honors from Dartmouth and a JD with honors from SMU.

He should be on the short list of Lawyers to consider if you had a problem in West Texas just as BG should be on the short list if you had a problem in Wise County and the surrounding area.

Anonymous said...

Re Spiffy. Missing on a few counts. I know the slim fit look is in, but the jacket is a smidge too snug in the belly. Also, the pocket square does not work with the tie.

DF Tommy Hilfiger

Anonymous said...

That's Jim Darnell. SMU Law

http://www.jdarnell.com/

Paul Belew said...

Attorney Jim Darnell. Ten years ago he was commanding at least $500.00 an hour for corporate defense. One of the craftiest lawyers I have ever met.