NBC's Super Bowl Pre-Game Show May Kill Us All

Everything about it is so cheesy and such a propaganda machine. I would go on another anti-NFL rant right now, but I'm just too defeated. It's almost enough to make me appreciate Johnny Weir and Tara Lipinski because that means we are that much closer to Idiocracy. At least then it will be entertaining.

And for those who missed it: "And after everything that happened in the NFL this year, who would have thought Roger Goodell would still be here?" - Seth Myers during his monologue at the NFL Awards Banquet with Goodell being in the audience and the camera fixed on him. (Cued up here.)