Assuming He Lives, We'll Give Him The Good News When He Comes To

MORE: Liberia to prosecute man stricken with Ebola in U.S. for lying on form asking about contact with infected: http://t.co/VkK7bT2Iwq
— The Associated Press (@AP) October 2, 2014

Heck, maybe be Liberia has too many cops and too many prosecutors, too.