3.18.2013

Does The Devil In "The Bible" On . . .


. . . the History Channel look like the President?

51 comments:

Anonymous said...

no, the president looks like the devil

Anonymous said...

That's no coinky-dink.

Anonymous said...

Intentionally or unintentionally - it does look like Obama in another few years.

A question for the Bible people: How is the bible full of quotes from God or Jesus when they didn't have recorders or video back then? The gospel writers never met Jesus - they lived some 50 to 100 years after Jesus died.

Even with today's video, speakers frequently claim what they said wasn't what they meant (see Romney and 47%).

Anonymous said...

"He will begin his rise to power as a dynamic, charismatic, insightful, visionary leader who will astound the world with the cleverness of his solutions to world problems. He will appear to be the savior of the world. But as he consolidates his power, his true nature will be revealed. He will emerge as a Satan possessed and empowered person who hates God and is determined to annihilate both Christianity and Judaism."

Sounds like Obama to me.

Anonymous said...

This isn't shooting fish in a barrel. This is fishing with a stick of dynamite.

Anonymous said...

9:45 AM--Better check your facts. Matthew and John were two of Jesus' DISCIPLES, and John Mark (Mark) and Luke were also contemporaneous with Jesus. DUH!

Anonymous said...

Shameless in the name of god.

Anonymous said...

Barry, are you upset by this or do you like it that the devil looks like Obama? I'm kinda confused.

Anonymous said...

I just saw where the devil tweeted all pissed off about this. Said he was insulted or something.

Mr. Mike Honcho said...

Gasoline, meet matches.

Love, Barry.

LOL

Anonymous said...

The president IS the Devil.

Anonymous said...

9:57 Check *your* facts, sir. Just because the gospels are named after a desciple does not mean that that person actually wrote it.

Katy Anders said...

Some people have Obama on the brain is all.

Show a crazy con a picture of an ink blot, and they will see the President...

Anonymous said...

I thought Rage wrote the gospel?

Anonymous said...

Possibly explains why he isn't meeting withcongressional heads to work on this budget mess. He's really going Hollywood on us!!!

Anonymous said...

Why are we not hearing from the 20 or so survivors of Benghazi?

Anonymous said...

I believe EVERY word of the Bible.

There's just no possible way that anyone would exaggerate, or alter a story to make it more suitable to fit their cause. IMPOSSIBLE.

Anonymous said...

Your Bible is a great story. Nothing more.

Anonymous said...

The Temple was destroyed in 70 AD. That destruction was not mentioned in the Gospels. So they were already written when the Romans did their thing.

Anonymous said...

"The Devil is reputed to be a red creature with a pointed tail and two horns, most often carrying a three pronged fork. Is this a mythological creature, or does it have a basis in reality, and if so, how did it come to be associated with evil? In fact, the Devil is not far in description from a real creature, who lives and breaths today, albeit not on Earth. This creature visited Earth in the past, and, to say the least, made an impression. Why the three pronged fork, and does the number 3 have a significance? It does indeed.

The Devil of lore is a fairly accurate picture of an extraterrestrial who visited Earth millennia ago, briefly. This visit preceded the time when the Bible was to be written, and thus the memories of this entity were fresh and strong. This was a 4th Density entity, who came alone except for his entourage, in answer to The Call from a group of humans strongly oriented toward Service-to-Self. This call was given in mid Africa, but once called this entity roamed about a bit, answering The Call from others in the vicinity. He is indeed red, all over, and to humans in close contact he would seem to exude heat. Thus he was associated with the concept of fire, as one who could live comfortably within fire. His personality, to those in contact with him, seemed fiery also, given to flashes of temper and severe punishments - the Devil.

This entity came to Earth with an entourage, a threesome, who carried pointed sticks used for communications. They stood at attention, to the rear or side of their master, as the Service-to-Self orientation requires a strict pecking order. Their sticks were all in a row, pointed upward. Humans saw this as a threat, as weapons that could be pointed toward them or used to prod them. Thus the 3 pronged pointed fork." Zetatalk

Anonymous said...

I'm like most WORKING people we all think Obammy is the Devil. If you are on the goverment handouts then you think he is the best president ever.

Katy Anders said...

11:28: Unlikely. The destruction of the Temple isn't mentioned in the Gospels because the Gospel;s describe events that occurred in and before the 30s.

Several passages have been interpreted to be predictions of the destruction, but it is not surprising that the event is not mentioned directly.

Paul's letters are generally considered to date from the 50s. The Gospels would have been written right around the time of destruction of the Temple, although John absolutely is considered to be decades later.

Anonymous said...

I demand to see that actors birth certificate!!!

Anonymous said...

He's wearing a hoodie for Trayvon.

Anonymous said...

Tis truley amazing how uninformed supposed Christians are about actual bibical history. Again, the gospels WERE written by 4 guys (Mark, Mathew, Luke and John) who NEVER met Jesus or were even alive when he was. Check it out.

Anonymous said...

This actor should be insulted! He doesn't look near stupid enough to be compared to Obama.

Anonymous said...

Not surprising. The producers of this mini series are pandering to the lowest common denominator of the population, anyway: Republicans.

Mr. Mike Honcho said...

"I always wondered-what's the devil look like?

Well, of course there's all manner of lesser imps'n demons, Pete, but the Great Satan hisself is red and scaly with a bifurcated tail and carries a hayfork.

Oh no! No suh! He's white-white as you folks, with mirrors for eyes 'a big hollow voice an' allus travels with a mean old hound."

Double Fake Cohen Brother

Anonymous said...

12:27, He is wearing a hoodie like Trayvon! Did Obama not say that if he had a son he would be like Trayvon?

CT said...

"He will begin his rise to power as a dynamic, charismatic, insightful, visionary leader who will astound the world with the cleverness of his solutions to world problems. He will appear to be the savior of the world. But as he consolidates his power, his true nature will be revealed. He will emerge as a Satan possessed and empowered person who hates God and is determined to annihilate both Christianity and Judaism."

Agreed 100% that this sounds like O

Anonymous said...

Sith Vader Obama

Anonymous said...

Luke, I am your fodder.

Anonymous said...

1:33 that's funny since the show has blown it's top with viewers.

Can you say....the only reason Obama won a second term was due to voter fraud?

LOL

Anonymous said...

Satan looked a lot like Obamie Or Obamie looked a lot like him
It's not the way I had him pictured
Satan was much too thin
They say he came down from Kenyie
So INS must have let him in
Satan looked a lot like Obamie Or Obamie looked a lot like him

Anonymous said...

Double Fake Cohen Brother

Cop out, intended to avoid Triple Fake's mistake of last week.

Double Fake Film Critic

Anonymous said...

the devil looks a little lighter skinned than Obama. Maybe that's Obama's real father in the picture.

Mr. Mike Honcho said...

12:32pm... Ummm, I think you might have skipped a few years of Sunday School. Unless you were referring to Mark Hamil, Luke Perry, Matthew McConaughey, and John Connor?

Mr. Mike Honcho said...

3:10... Huh?

Anonymous said...

Obammy went down to Georgia, he was lookin for a soul to steal, well, you know the rest.

Anonymous said...

The blog abounds with Double Fake impostors today.

And I thought Rage was leaving this blog.

The Real Fake Double Fake

Anonymous said...

12:32 It is also amazing how people will take a little knowledge and twist it to the point of no longer being true.

The Gospel of Matthew was written by Matthew the Apostle, a former tax collector from Capernaum.

The Gospel of John was written by...wait for it...The Apostle John, that would be one of the original 12.

Mark or John Mark was among the 70 Jesus sent out to spread the gospel.

Luke was a companion to Paul and the only author who did not know Jesus personally.

So you are essentially 100% WRONG, but I'll give you 25% credit since Luke was just best buddies with one of Jesus' best buddies and didn't actually know him.

Next start in on how the translations have changed, none of the Old Testament Kings are mentioned by their contemporaries, Troy is a myth and Noah stole the flood story from Gilgamesh. I swear Atheists and Agnostics are such simpletons.

Anonymous said...

In that he looks prety much like any other nigger, I guess the comparison is valid

Anonymous said...

Just looks like another Nigger to me

Anonymous said...

There is a semblance insofar as it is a black person apparently aged beyond their years due to smoking with a vapid, vacuous looking expression on their face.

Anonymous said...

The idea of an Antichrist living today ready to take over the world and usher in a 1000 year reign of peace is as foreign to the Bible as the Catholic Church.

Anonymous said...

You all are a bunch of Double Fux

Anonymous said...

6:03 You make no sense

Anonymous said...

The more I read you Protestants arguing, the more I like Catholicism.

Anonymous said...

Hey, if the hoodie fits...

Anonymous said...

You do know it is an actor and not Satan himself - right?

Anonymous said...

That is a stretch brah. He resembles Obama in that he is a gaunt looking, middle aged negrah but come on!