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1.19.2012

Here's The Chick Who Walked Into The Propeller Last December



70 comments:

Anonymous said...

Excuse me. Correction please.

Here's The Dumb Chick Who Walked Into The Propeller Last December

Anonymous said...

I Agree 11:02

Anonymous said...

BE NICE!!!

Consilium ac prudentia said...

She looks pretty good considering what her body went through just a few short weeks ago. She should count her blessings.

Anonymous said...

Wood eye?

Anonymous said...

Dallas Cowboy jokes in 3,2,1...

gern blansten

Anonymous said...

I don't feel too sorry for her. How do you not see or hear a f@$&ing propeller? Those things are quite noisy.

Anonymous said...

Sometimes, the truth isn't nice.

Anonymous said...

It's funny how you Wise County country bumpkins can talk about how dumb a person is because they made a mistake. Get a life!

Anonymous said...

Didn't you hear, God has plans for her so got her some notoriety by walking into a propeller.

Anonymous said...

Good grief, what a harsh bunch of cretins post on this site. Bless the young woman.

Anonymous said...

I hear the eye socket is quite pleasureable.

Anonymous said...

would this have happened if she weren't blonde???

Anonymous said...

No high-fives for you...

Anonymous said...

She is blonde, have some respect for the Handicaped. Now be nice!!!

John Holmes' Ghost said...

I'd hit it.

Anonymous said...

She lost a hand and an eye.

Anonymous said...

props are not loud,at idle.. it was dark, it was a mistake anyone could make.. however the pilot not shutting down the engine is a mistake that no one should make.
-Private Pilot since 2000

Anonymous said...

i bet she won't do that again..

Anonymous said...

I'd still hit it

Anonymous said...

I am sick to death of hearing about this doofus.

Anonymous said...

thats what the prop said.

Anonymous said...

It was clearly God's will.

Anonymous said...

I'd hit that....with my Cessna.

Anonymous said...

she WAS a Hey Now

Anonymous said...

she said "I'll keep an eye out for you"..

Anonymous said...

I'd still hit it.

That's what the prop said.

Anonymous said...

Looks great for what she went through. And I'm wondering how many of you idiots have ever walked into a half-open door or slammed a finger in one. Mm-hmm
Thought so.

Anonymous said...

She only has one wing now, does that mean she only flies in circles?

Anonymous said...

Who would make a mistake like this and then expected people to feel sorry for you anyway?

I know I wouldn't.

Anonymous said...

OMG, 12:39 for the win!!!

Anonymous said...

If modeling doesn't pan out for her, I want her for my next pirate movie...♫

DF Jack Sparrow

Anonymous said...

CONTACT !!!!

DF: BARN STORMER

Anonymous said...

Last time I flew on a prop plane, they would not allow us to leave the plane until the prop stopped rotating. Isn't this some kind of rule. Lawsuits begin.

Not a pilot (or lawyer).

John Holmes' Ghost said...

I'd still hit it.

I won't make eye jokes...

Anonymous said...

The vain attempts at sophomoric humor on this topic border on idiocy.

Anonymous said...

Barry should announce the winner! C'mon, Skipper...

Anonymous said...

Not a rule 11:59. I wondered the same thing until I saw the answer on a news program. But a bunch of pilots are saying it is more of a common sense thing.

Anonymous said...

2:15

Next time you fly commercially, assuming you have or will fly commercially, pay attention to when the engines are started and stopped relative to when the passengers board and deboard. The cabin is closed prior to engines starting and engines are stopped prior to the cabin being opened.

Anonymous said...

2:14

Winner? You can't be serious.

The JR high kids are just repeating posts they read last December.

Making asinine comments about someone's personal tragedy only requires an internet connection and a keyboard.

Anonymous said...

I fly with a friend in his small plane. He would never let me open the door until the engine was shut down and the prop stopped. If you want to call someone an idiot, start with the pilot of this plane. Letting a passenger out of the plane before the engine is shut down is like letting someone change targets at the shooting range while everyone is still shooting. A moving prop is invisible and the noise from the engine is so loud when you are that close that you wouldn't know where it is coming from. A pilot is responsible for the safety of everyone in and around his plane. This doesn't happen to good pilots.

Anonymous said...

I have a keyboard and internet connection

They say she's not really much of a hands-on kinda girl, but seems to wink a lot

Anonymous said...

And that is why I stick to bus and car travel.

My Other Brother Darryl

Anonymous said...

CLEAR!!!
df: clutch cargo

Anonymous said...

2:49

Thank you for reinforcing the point.

Freak'n moron.

I bet your parents are really proud of you.

Anonymous said...

When does she get her statue at The Ballpark in Arlington?


D.F. Nolan Ryan

Jack Daniels said...

11:22 Hair lip

Anonymous said...

The majority of you are dumbass, country idiots that have probably smoked a little too much meth in your pathetic little lives. You are so ignorant ~ jeez glad I don't have to run into you at Walmart.

Anonymous said...

American Eagle will no longer consider her for employment.

Anonymous said...

We are the dumbasses? Take a poll of us Wise County country idiots and see how many of us walked into a spinning prop!

Anonymous said...

Well, at least one good thing will come from this.

She'll lean to the right now.

Anonymous said...

Thats how Mark Byers lost his teeth

Anonymous said...

her right arm looks a little weird

Anonymous said...

3:07 now that is freakn funny

Anonymous said...

props are not loud,at idle, but they will still chop shit up.. it was dark, it was a mistake anyone could make that had there head up there arse.. however the pilot not shutting down the engine is a mistake that no one should make but once.
-Not a Private Pilot since 2012

Anonymous said...

You said you would hit it and she said I'll keep a eye out for you.

Not left handed.

Anonymous said...

4:25

Don't quit your day job. Your material is getting weaker....and weaker.....and weaker......

Anonymous said...

AAAARRRRRGH, MATEY!!!

Anonymous said...

3:15

You sir/madam are a coward. I certainly hope you are not from, or even in Wise County.

Big Ed

Anonymous said...

I still think she's a beautiful woman. Very courageous, and VERY lucky. The majority of you cowards just wish you had half of her courage.

Anonymous said...

for all you parents out there who are frustrated with the raise of our superintendent, be patient. I am from roanoke and we went through the same pains. what is going to happen is that more outsiders are going to move into the town and change the make up of the voting community. The current board members are voted in because "their daddy was a good man" or "he grew up here, or even better "he was a hell of an athelete". I really dont think there is a qualified person on the board. Sure you have some doctors and lawyers, but they are only serving their own interests. If I am not mistaken, one person on the board has a family member who is an administrator in the school system. (conflict of interest?) Be patient, stay on their ass and expose their stupidity. When their child strikes out at bat everytime, throws 10 interceptions per game, or makes the basketball team when they can barely dribble, we can all sit back at laugh at the real reason they are on the team. After all, their fathers are good ol boys which make them outstanding school board members.When they graduate, they wont have any interests in being a school board member anymore and maybe some talent will move into the community to change our miserable schools.

Anonymous said...

3:59

I think you tore your labrum patting your 3:07 comment on the back.

And no, 3:07's comment was not funny at all.

Anonymous said...

2:48 p

You mean 1/2 her face?

Anonymous said...

You mean 1/2 her face?

Anonymous said...

Barry, your site is catching up with YouTube in the race for dumbest commenters on the internet. Add a few more juveniles and you've got it all: racists, cretins, Republicans, Democrats, attorneys, perverts, and general assholes. At least it's entertaining.

Anonymous said...

12:09 You are just mean!
Seek help!

Anonymous said...

Whatever happened to compassion? I mean, are you so unhappy with your own life that you can't feel compassion for this girl. You feel she deserves what she has to endure for the rest of her life, because she walked the wrong way into a prop. Man, I hope you or the ones you love never have to go through the pain, physically and emotionally, of something so tragic. If you do, I hope others have the compassion for you that you onviously didn't show her.

Anonymous said...

The news talks about this S%^& every day. We have people in Iraq and Afganistan getting blown up and stuff daily. Enough with this...

Anonymous said...

Peg leg!

Anonymous said...

I would have put an ironic comment here, but I'd hate to say goodbye to the perfect number 0f 69 and ruin a good thing.