1.17.2012

Random Tuesday Morning Thoughts


  • Kip Smith, a Republican state congressman from Georgia and sponsor of a bill that would have submitted all welfare recipients to random drug testing, was arrested Friday night for driving under the influence of alcohol. Nice.
  • I don't regularly watch 60 Minutes and I don't know why.  They can make a segment (last Sunday) on the country of Qatar be fascinating. 
  • WBAP's Mark Davis wasn't very Christian-like when posted a tweet last night during the GOP debates.
  • Did I see a couple of the GOP candidates argue in the debate about who is more in favor of allowing convicted felons to vote? Up is down (again.)
  • I don't know why NBC 5's Jane McGarry is so happy to pose with a cow.
  • I got a football for Christmas. Mrs. LL was amused when I told her that as a kid I would walk across Bridgeport to the nearest goal post with a football and an empty food can (to be used as a tee) in order to try field goals. 
  • I might try one again. 
  • Baylor basketball moved up to #3 in the polls only to get killed at Kansas last night. But that will happen in college basketball.  (Didn't North Carolina lose by 30 or more over the weekend?)
  • Some of the "closed circuit" camera images seen on the news from bank or convenience store crimes are incredibly clear.
  • Muhammad Ali is 70 today. He maybe the only popular Muslim in America. (And it seems like a long time ago when he lit the Olympic Cauldron in Atlanta.)
  • I was going to say "Olympic Flame" in stead of "Olympic Cauldron" but the flame is actually used to light the cauldron. (Comment attacks avoided.) 
  • A youtube video named "Saved By The Bell - Inappropriate Woo'ing" sounds lame until you watch it. It's inappropriately funny. 
  • There are a bunch of burglars hitting the Woodhaven area in Fort Worth and one lady is estimating her loss at around $260,000. Hey, let's make it only one crime, lady. (Can't find the link from yesterday.)
  • Miss Texas in a swimsuit from last weekend in the Miss America pageant that no one saw.


31 comments:

Anonymous said...

Nice looking girl. Crappy pic. Got a better one of her?

Bacon said...

Bacon Scale
Did you build RTG in MineCraft BG?

1 out of 5
If she is real

4.8 out of 5
If she was built in Minecraft

wordkyle said...

The "Saved by the Bell inappropriate woo-ing" video must be an acquired taste.

Counselor, please clarify what you thought you saw in the debate regarding felons and voting rights. Your phrasing creates an impression that doesn't seem accurate.

Jack Daniels said...

Jane McGarry - mammary envy

Anonymous said...

I never pictured Jane as a farm girl.

My Other Brother Darryl

ps - that photo calls to mind a very inappropriate golf joke.

Anonymous said...

If Kip Smith had been a weenie, there would have been no mention of his party at all.

Anonymous said...

God I miss cardboard Fiona. She would know how to pose next to a cow.

Anonymous said...

Obammy is a pretty popular Muslim with a lot of stupid people.

Anonymous said...

Great debate last night. President Flop ears has no chance against any of these fine men.

"Did I see a couple of the GOP candidates argue in the debate about who is more in favor of allowing convicted felons to vote? Up is down."

Up is down??? Did one of the canidates mention homosexuality? Guess I missed it.

Jack Daniels said...

Isn't it always?

Anonymous said...

I remember that. It was a beanie-weenie can!

Ricardo Perry said...

The Greenville paper front page shows a very well composed photo of the remaining repub candidates. Interesting that the top three loom large, especially Paul. Contrastingly, Daddy is diminutive and slightly out of focus.

It's curious how a photo like this clearly sends a message.

Anonymous said...

When Ali lit the cauldron, he was shaking more than Janet Reno at a lesbian convention.

Anonymous said...

Did you see where the dukes of hazard, dope eating dude that was running from the police on 287 was from no other- drum roll------------------- Newark.

Anonymous said...

DISD school board at work: They are rolling out the turf at the ball fields today. When did the people vote on this?

Anonymous said...

The people in the Woodhaven area are dumb! They should have had their money in Woodhaven Bank, and they would be safe and secure financially.

Anonymous said...

LOL! Now the distinguished official from Georgia will be taking the same piss test along with the welfare people, once his probation officer gets through with him.

HarveyLee said...

If Miss America want a career in opera she will have to gain around 200 pounds.

nosealot said...

Was Monday's RT girl carrying a concealed in her bikini bottom?

Anonymous said...

9:48 Stupid people as in those who think he is a Muslim

Anonymous said...

12:08, He is leading by example.

Anonymous said...

RTG = Excellent choice. You should go with those types more often...but geez, get clear photos.

Anonymous said...

So now I have to pay for welfare recipients AND the drug test? Like these people dont know how to beat a drug test. Now I have to pay even more.

Anonymous said...

My company has to pay for my drug test and the cost gets passed on to the consumer, so what's the difference.

Anonymous said...

I love you, Jane.

Anonymous said...

1:33, I meant to say that stupid people that voted for Obammy made him the most popular Muslim in America. Thanks for pointing out my mistake.

ratherbesailin' said...

After looking at the photo of Kip Smith I noticed that you failed to mention he was also below the legal drinking age.

Anonymous said...

Romney is a Idiot. Will never win.

Anonymous said...

9:48------That "muslim" is going to run another 4 years. Do you really think any of those Crackers gonna win.

el chupacabra said...

One is great, but try to find one or two other footballs and go to the field by yourself and get lost in kicking fieldgoals and just kick them back through from the endzone side as you retrieve them.

The most fun you'll have since your honeymoon.

Horn Dog said...

Jane McGarry=MILF