1.18.2012

Mark Wahlberg Would Have Given Terrorists The What For! Saved 9/11 Plane!


He tells Men's Journal:
"If I was on that plane with my kids, it wouldn’t have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that first-class cabin and then me saying, 'OK, we’re going to land somewhere safely, don’t worry.'"
True that. Hey, I saw him in Fear and he could really put a hurtin' on a security guard. I have no doubt that he would have got up out of his First Class seat, wiped his brow with a hot towel, and start karate chopping the heck out of  Hajji. Wouldn't even have to say, "Let's roll."

All kidding aside, who does he think he is? C.J. Wilson?

(As silly as this is, if John Wayne had been in his prime right now and had uttered the same thing, I got a feeling most folks around here would say, "Dang, right.")

33 comments:

wordkyle said...

Anyone who thinks he could have been any more heroic than those passengers on Flight 93 is an absolute idiot.

Anonymous said...

He can say that now because he wasn't on the plane!

John Wayne - Dang right!!!

Chuck Norris - H*ll yea!!!!

Anonymous said...

I don't think what Mark said makes those people on Flight 93 any less heroic. I would bet Mark, if aboard that flight, would have put the whoop-ass on them and could have pulled it off.

Matt Damon, tho, hell no, that wuss would have tried 'peaceful negotiations.'

DF Marky Mark said...

What I meant to say was "Hey dog, how's it goin'. Say hi to your mother for me."

Hot Flash Moma said...

Mark Wahlberg can save me and give me a what for any day!

Hubba Hubba

Generic Jihad said...

You and whose fun bunch?

Anonymous said...

SPARE ME !!!! please please, SPARE ME !

Anonymous said...

Hajji is an Indian name, not Arab.

John Wayne was a wife-beating, draft-dodging, coward.

Rage

Anonymous said...

For once, I agree with Wordkyle.

Anonymous said...

Whatever Rage. You seem to forget how nice he was in having to redo his footprints over and over in the I Love Lucy episode when she, Fred and Ethel stole his footprint square from Grauman's Chinese Theater.

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el chupacabra said...

Good grief. Just like anybody who says what they would have done if they were German during the Holocaust or yes- anybody who imagines being on one of those aircraft on 911, there's two things they would have done: Jack and @$#%.

PS: Haji is a person who has completed the Haj to Mecca. It is an Arabic term used as a mark of respect and will often become a permanent, legal modifier to the name of the pilgrim.

el chupacabra said...

PSS: The Duke would have made those goobs say the Pledge and THEN chunked 'em out the window.

Bacon said...

Paula Deen would kick a@@

She can save me any day!!!!!! and cook me some Bacon

Francine Fishpaw said...

He needs to take off his shirt more and talk less....

Katy Anders said...

Dumb statement.

Even if he believes it's true, it's still pretty dumb.

Not as dumb as "The happening," but then, maybe Wahlberg in real life is better than Wahlberg in the movies...

(Incidentally, el chupacabra's comment made me think of the old story about when John Wayne drank some Asian world leader under the table. I need to look that story up...)

Anonymous said...

Hey BG, if you want to up the hits on your blog, run the "Obama rejects XL Pipeline and blames it on the Republicans." up the flagpole and see if anybody salutes.

Remote Controller said...

If I had been on the plane I would have.....been on the plane. Not sure what else.

But I do know thing for sure. I would have asked, "What time is it?" to the terrorists.

Then I would have said,"It's about time to break forth the rythm and the rhyme. I gonna get mine, so get yours. I wanna see sweat comin' out your pores....

Anonymous said...

we need him to come visit the city council of runaway bay . there quickly leading that town down the road to a #$%&hole! they could stand a whooping !

Ray W said...

he's been watching too many of his own movies.

Katy Anders said...

He's already apologized for making this stupid comment:

"I deeply apologize to the families of the victims that my answer came off as insensitive, it was certainly not my intention," he told TMZ. "To suggest I would have done anything differently than the passengers on that plane was irresponsible."

Anonymous said...

If Marky Mark had put the Funky Bunch down on one of those planes, I would now actually be able to look at the guy and see more than what I see now: a d-bag who somehow manages to get paid premium bucks to run around holding real firearms in his movies, despite felony assaults on his record, from when he was a hate-crime-committing street rat.

Anonymous said...

Reminds me of Eddie Murphey's (highly profane) bit on modern black folk talking about how they wouldn't have been slaves.

Anonymous said...

That, madames and sirs, is a legitimate, healing, apology.
Not many of those going around these days.

Anonymous said...

Mark is the definition of SEXY! Def a hey now guy!

Triple Fake... said...

John Wayne was originally classified as 3A (34yo with a wife and 4 children). With his powerful connections, he could have easily rode out the war with a cushy position had he decided to join the military. He was later reclassified as 2A, meaning the draft board considered his usefulness on the home front more important than his contribution as an individual on the front lines. I think most Americans would concur with that assessment.
He carefully cultivated a positive screen image. His close friends said it was a reflection of who he was in real life. I would have no objection to having a person like that on the good guys' side in the event of a hijacking

Anonymous said...

What a douchebag. His stunt double would have kicked those terrorist arses.

Anonymous said...

Chuck Norris got pulled over by the Decatur police. He let them off with a warning.

Anonymous said...

Flight 93 was brought down by a missle from an F-16. Bush ordered it. It was the right call because it was headed for the White House. That fact doesn't take away from the passengers being heroes.

Anonymous said...

The duke,stalone and clinton were all draft dodgers(intentionally not capitalized)so are all shit to me.Were the four children all his:don't think so.America has strange heros and you can add M J the molester and Elvis (took ten different kinds of dope to kill him)to the group and we still wonder why America is going down the tubes.CRAP

Anonymous said...

This is why actors should only say what is written for them by others, and never be seen or heard from, otherwise.

Anonymous said...

9:47:
Gee, I'm glad you were so kind as to share your little known inider information with the rest of us knuckleheads.

stinkin idiot moron troll.

gern blansten

bordandstroked said...

I enlarged to photo and, just as I thought, I found something. He AIN'T John Wayne!!

Anonymous said...

12:07
9:47 here, glad to share my "inider" info with you. I wasn't going to mention that you were a knucklehead, but now that you brought it up.....

I hope your mom doesn't know you said "stinkin idiot moron troll", you would be grounded from the junior high prom.