1.17.2012

Crank Yankers!


But I've heard that a 71 year old is on trial tomorrow in district court in Decatur for drug possession. That makes the average age 43.5*.
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*Originally, my extremely complicated quantum physics calculation was in error. This post has been corrected.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

I love the digital age. It's in real time unless you are in Wise Co. and then it's in just a few hours.

Anonymous said...

I thought everywhere was a drug free zone.

Triple Fake... said...

The average for 16 + 71 is 87/2 = 43.5

%@#$ lawyers always trying to tack on some extra!

Anonymous said...

I was under the impression Paradise was above having drugs in their school!

They are only a trailer park away from being Newark. Truth hurts.

Anonymous said...

this thug should be named it is time to start making the teens names public when they commit offenses this way t5hey are truly shamed into not doing it again

Anonymous said...

If you don't think this drug is in all the schools you are an idiot.

Anonymous said...

9:55--while the law will protect the under age student, do you really think her name won't be out???? Just give it a day or two! (actually probably more like 5minutes with all the phones at school with Facebook!)

Anonymous said...

LOL more like its out in seconds, this is Paradise youre talking about!