9.15.2011

I'm Telling You, Be Worried About The Chinese



Ever since I saw that drum routine in the opening ceremony for the Olympics in China, I've had my eye on that country. So many. So disciplined. So young. So Chinese.  

Hello, perfect army.

Now comes along this video, and I'd like to say I'm as shocked as you are! I can't get two kids into a car the size of their bedrooms unless they've got cell phones, a DVD player, and an iPod -- not to mention air conditioning blowing on "arctic". But these little Chinese kids looked as happy as can be even though sardines aren't packed in that tight.  Sure, there were one or two that got a little handsy once outside the van (trust me, the government will weed those troublemakers out), but for the most part they were like disciplined little soldiers.

You guys can worry about the Muslims, but it's the Chinese who are on my Watch List.


27 comments:

The Devil said...

Can you imagine getting stuck in line behind that van in the Micky D's drive thru!

Anonymous said...

No,at the Dairy Queen.

Anonymous said...

They were stopped for not having enough occupants for the HOV lane.

Chow Sum Fat said...

American.. do not worry.. buy our goods.

Anonymous said...

No big deal- those damned greasy stank assed Messkins around here do that all the time...

Anonymous said...

I'm worried about the Chinese, but not because their kids are well-behaved.

Anonymous said...

Santa Anna would have had more than 2,400 troops at the Alamo if he could have found more than a mini van and two station wagons.

Anonymous said...

Do you know how many Chinese Muslims there are??? A LOT!

Anonymous said...

i buy as few items as I can from China even if I have to pay more. Read the labels the profits go to buy American property, buildings and business not to mention military hardware that may be used on American boys someday. Paranoid? jingoism? maybe but it happened before W.W.II. with Japan.

Anonymous said...

Worry about this: Go to any library at night and see who is there studying. It will be people from other cultures who know they have a chance to do better and are taking it.

Anonymous said...

Don't worry so much Barry. The little Chinese kids have always been perfect little soldiers. Most have been institutionlized most their life. I have seen it for many many years. Nothing to be concerned about...except American parents should take notice what disciplane can do for their kids.

Anonymous said...

2:05 agreed, don't buy it if it's Chinese, make a stand.

ratherbesailin' said...

A few years of American style TV, they will be completely different and will come up to our standards.

Anonymous said...

1:20, the correct ending to that joke is "because he only had one Pontiac."

Rage

Anonymous said...

You won't find ant Wetbacks in the library studying....well you might find them out in the parking lot, steling your rims of spraying graffiti on the building.

Anonymous said...

You guys can worry about the Muslims and Chinese, but it's the U.S. Government who is on my Watch List. And chicks who just ate a bunch of hot wings.

The Backdoor Intruder.

Anonymous said...

But do you know what Davy Crockett's last words were before he died at the Alamo?

Anonymous said...

Where the hell did all these roofers come from?

Anonymous said...

I heard it was: Travis, Are we pouring concrete today?

Anonymous said...

good luck buying any tires or electronics that aren't made in china..

Anonymous said...

Robots.

Anonymous said...

Been there several times. Go to China. Go a few times to a few different areas. And look beyond the big, shiny, mostly empty skyscrapers. Talk privately to some of the very wealthy and powerful. Only then can you see the structure, the situation, and only then will you realize that China is a messed up place that has a long, long, long way to go in order to become something other than a resource hog and producer of cheap stuff. Huge internal problems coming soon for China...don't sweat China. Promise.

Anonymous said...

Preese, ret us out of mini-van, we're being Shanghaied!

Anonymous said...

I wonder how many would die in a crash? Seems to me they are in need of some traffic laws.

Anonymous said...

Idiocracy: basing one's opinion solely on what the media complex puts before you, instead of actually developing or having one's own information or experiences on the subject.

Anonymous said...

7:26

Whew! I can rest a lot better now, knowing that some anonymous author on a local blog has assured me that China is not a threat.

Thanks for the reassurance.

Big Ed

Anonymous said...

Look at them little gooks. They're cute when they're little.