What A Coincidence!

"If you ever see me walking down the hall, look the other way, because you're out of control... You're totally out of control, you're a hater, and you're unattractive inside. Who would do such a thing? And I never complain. Wow... We're in America last I checked. Can I get a water or am I gonna get violated for a water? Really, don't even look at me! I promise you, don't look at me, 'cause I am not the one. Don't look my way."
Mrs. LL said the exact same thing to me last night when she asked me to get her a water, and I told her that her legs didn't appear to be broken.

Edit: Serena was fined $2,000 today for her outburst. Her total winnings in that tournament: $1.4 million.