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9.16.2011

Knox City Guy Is Back -- This Time He's Mad At The Cowboys



Hey, I get tired of this guy after 20 seconds just like you do, but I figured it was worth a quick post for two reasons.

First, I'd bet my bottom dollar this guy grew up listening to Southern Baptist Evangelists. I'm talking old school preaching. His cadence and his enthusiasm is exactly like what you would have heard in a Thursday night small town revival service.  If he would just throw in a "turn with me now to Luke, chapter 12" every now and then, I'm not sure you would know the difference.

Secondly, the 4:50 to 5:00 makes me laugh for some reason. I'm pretty sure his finger pointing back at him scared the heck out of him.

The only thing I'm sad about is that he didn't say, "Jerry Jones, the owner, needs to fire Jerry Jones, the general manager." (But there's hope since I didn't watch the whole thing.)

Edit: Had to respond to the comment that said this guy does the youtube video for money just like I get a "check from Google" for this blog.  Nope. Not true. I've never received a dime from Google.

15 comments:

Adolph Oliver Bush said...

Unfortunately, it might be hard for Jerry to look him in the eye that was looking back at him.

Anonymous said...

I feel extremely, smart, handsome and well built right now,

Anonymous said...

Imma go out on a limb here, but I'm willing to bet his family tree looks like a stump. No toof guy has no toof. ♫

Anonymous said...

Preach on Brother! Can I get an "AMEN"

Anonymous said...

Dan Paul Bayless ??

Anonymous said...

He looks like a retarded Peter Griffin.

Anonymous said...

He should specify into which eye he wants Jerry to look at, it's very confusing.

Anonymous said...

I heard he got a new gig managing Perry's pres campaign.

Anonymous said...

I'm almost positive he's from chico

Anonymous said...

What is Knox City's record this year anyway? His pep talk help?

Anonymous said...

You can make decent money from these videos on youtube if you attract enough viewers.

The Knox City gentleman is no different than the irreverent Barry Green who gets a check from Google for this blog. By irreverent I mean irrelevant. Sorry, bro, it's the truth.

Anonymous said...

Isn't he one of the linemen for the Bridgeport Bulls???

Anonymous said...

At 0:07 I wanted to murder that rah-tard.

Anonymous said...

7:51 na, he is straight up decatur blue chicken material...

Anonymous said...

ummm, being 'America's team' was "honorary"?