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6.08.2011

Oh, My

Teen found dead this morning in Desoto. I checked out his Facebook page. Wow. I mean, wow.

And in case it changes or gets deleted, here's a screenshot.

The kid's dead so let's try to refrain from the racist comments that normally come pouring in. But, I'll admit, I kind of need Barbara Billingsley from Airplane to explain some of that to me.




46 comments:

Tater Salad said...

Patience, I'm downloading an Ebonics app for my phone...

Anonymous said...

Problem is, there's no need for racist remarks--because they've already all been made on his own facebook page!

Anonymous said...

I think he was probably killed by the spelling/grammar police!

Anonymous said...

seriously? is that even considered the english language? The skeery part is that some others can actually understand it!

Anonymous said...

Facebook's new language recognition software killed him!

Anonymous said...

All I could get out of Barbara Billingsley's translation was something about Hope and Change.

Anonymous said...

Cute kid .


Rage

Anonymous said...

I guess he accidentally overdosed or committed suicide. That's a shame.

Forget it, Green. It's the internet.

Anonymous said...

Yo On December 21 2012 we all be in da same shape as da Nigguh be now.

Anonymous said...

Nice Cadillac in the pics. Looks like one I see around Decatur with the ghetto aftermarket rims. So trashy. The future of America is bleak.

Anonymous said...

Judging by the comment he made about knockin some girl up, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say someone "capped" him with their "gat". Or somethin' like that....

Tater Salad said...

My guess- A lead overdose.

Anonymous said...

OK. No racist comment. Is it acceptable to call the kid illiterate?

Anonymous said...

I have no clue what 90% of that even said to make fun of it.

I do however feel natural selection is fixing a lot of problems in society. Just step back and let them kill themselves. That doesnt mean because of his race either just the whole act dumb grow up dumb and think it is cool part. Every race has it and it seems that between the crime and murder rate they thin themselves down nicely. If we could just limit the welfare society down about 40 notches it might move along more quickly and fix things faster.

Anonymous said...

Well, my baby daddy sisters cousin daughter Shani-qua say she see him down at the club hugged up with some tramp. So's I has my siters babby daddy cousin Tae-kwan go over to his crib and deal with him proper. Rattta tat tat, was the sound of the blast, YA HEEEEAAARRRDDDD!?!?!

Anonymous said...

Reminds me of a tune:


Woke up quick at about noon
Just thought that I had to be in Compton soon
I gotta get drunk before the day begins
Before my mother starts bitchin' about my friends

About to go and damn near went blind
Young niggas on the path throwin' out gang signs
I went in the house to get my clip
With the Mac 10 on the side of my hip

I bailed outside and I pointed my weapon
And just as I thought, the fools kept steppin'
I jumped in the fo', hit the juice on my ride
I got front and back, side to side


.......I could go on, but......

Anonymous said...

Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side.

Anonymous said...

Were drugs or alcohol involved?

Anonymous said...

Well I'll swanny,it's never ceases to amaze me how these young cullered folk get themselves into such messes.

Anonymous said...

Could it be possible he was calling out for help but no one could understand him?

Anonymous said...

It really very sad,he could have grown up to be a great Branch Manager or somethin.

Anonymous said...

So, clarify something for me: Is this a great loss or not?

Anonymous said...

Typical. Not surprised at all.

Anonymous said...

Only someone living under a rock would be shocked over that FB page.

Most blacks act like that.

Anonymous said...

Pans on da groun
Pans on da groun
Now yoos relly got cho
Pans on da groun

Tater Salad said...

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Anonymous said...

May be changing my mind on abortion.

Anonymous said...

Sad to see a young life wasted. On many levels.

My Other Brother Darryl

Anonymous said...

Another result of LBJ's Great Society. 70% of African Americans have no father at home. Prior to LBJ the illegitimacy rate among blacks was lower than that of whites.

Anonymous said...

wow he looks like a nice kid

statistician racist guy said...

If I encounter 10 dogs and 8 of them bite me, you would assume me to be mathematically astute to simply avoid dogs.

So I'm just going to continue to avoid niggers like the plague they are. Seems prudent

Anonymous said...

I tell my son to avoid cultures where 70% of the children are born outside of marriage. I remind him what Alfred Lord Tennyson wrote: "I am part of all that I have met." I don't want him living around them. I don't want him to make friend amongst them. Do I hate blacks? No, I just believe that what Tennyson wrote is true.

Anonymous said...

Wow! And to hear his family, "he was such a good kid". Perhaps someone should show htem his FB page! And I found it interesting that NO ONE has posted anything on his FB page! Note on comment from his "friends" saying anything about his death. Running scared? I think so. On a side note: I'd love to know if this young man passed the TAKS test!

Anonymous said...

Maybe shantaniqua Scott got a hold of him and smothered him.

Anonymous said...

Just Sad. . .

Anonymous said...

In Eddie Murphy's famous words from SNL, "silly negro!"

Anonymous said...

if your not part of the solution, your part of the problem.

Anonymous said...

This is the best thing that could happen for us. When enough of the garbage takes itself out a reduced but responsible populace can get back to work doing what must be done to fix our country. Right now we spend way too much time stepping over the garbage, even paying homage to it, to focus on priorities

Anonymous said...

june teenth just wont be the same




just sayin


uncle remus

Anonymous said...

In February we need to remember he and his people and what they contribute to our nation.

Anonymous said...

5:34, you can sugar coat it all you want, but you hate blacks. That has to be one of the most god awful statements I've ever heard. Worse than anything this kid has said on his Facebook page.

I fear for your child who will grow up to be as ignorant as your dumb ass.

Anonymous said...

I continue to be amazed by the opinions and comments on this blog when it comes to race. He was a kid. He was someone's child. How dare you people assume he wasn't loved because of his race. Who are you people to decide his worth.

On Sunday you'll all be back in church being "good" Christians, abiding by the golden rule and judging not lest ye be judged.

Irony.

Anonymous said...

i hate all white people!!

Anonymous said...

7:01, I think that is good advice from 5:34. I read that and believe I will pass it on to my kids. In no way is that racist.

You got to be a woman or a lib or both for making such a lame deduction and assumption. Either way, your comments are idiotic.

"I am part of all that I have met" is just another way to say, based on all of your experiences, with the people in life you interact with, with all you learned from others along the way, failures, and successes, these things have made you.

So if you hang with drug users, dealers, thieves, and other losers, those things are creating who you are.

You make your own reputation. That's what I tell my kids.

Anonymous said...

11:57 you must realize 7:01 lives in a fantasy world where reality doesn't exist. lol

Anonymous said...

Obviously none of you have looked at any teenager's facebook pages. These kids love to sound "cool" (I have no idea what is the current terminology).