6.07.2011

Something Weird Is Going On

That liberal ABC News/Washington Post poll, which is never accurate when it has results favorable to President Obama, has just released a poll showing the Republicans' favorite Mormon could take the President. Have you people forgotten that Obama killed Osama????!!!!!



And in completely unrelated news, Dallas Baptist University (which started as Decatur Baptist and stayed here until 1965) will host the famously liberal University of California in a Super Regional baseball game because (1) TCU couldn't beat Dallas Baptist last weekend, (2) Baylor gives up four runs to California in the ninth inning last night to completely implode, and (3) California's stadium is under construction so they have to play at Dallas Baptist. I'm not sure the stadium was ever meant to hold a big crowd:


Edit: Something weird is going on. Despite all the news below, now there's late word they'll play it in California at Stanford's stadium. Looks like Dallas Baptist tried to get the game played at the minor league stadium in Grand Prairie but couldn't pull it off.

30 comments:

Anonymous said...

The ONLY reason Obama killed Osama was because Obama knew where Osama was.....thanks to waterboarding and thanks to George W. Bush.

Anonymous said...

Good for DBU. Some time in the spotlight for what has been a good baseball program for a long time.

Anonymous said...

Maybe, all the stupid people who drank Obama's KoolAid finally woke up from their hangover...

Anonymous said...

Looks like Obammy is going to be a one termer.

Anonymous said...

obama did what dubya could never do. dubya just stuttured and stumbled getting not a damn thing done.

Anonymous said...

Lets see who will be voted out faster Obammy or Super Cop Bishop?

Tom said...

DBU website and Twitter account is saying the series will be played in Santa Clara, CA.

Anonymous said...

obammy just happened to be residing in the white house at the right time. He did NOT 'kill osama'. I agree with the kool-aid comment of 12:02. You can fool some folks for awhile, but eventually an idiot shows his ass.

Anonymous said...

Both Romney and Huntsman are Kolobites. Er, I mean Mormons. If either of them are the Republican nominee, I will vote for Obama.

I would just as soon have a Scientologist in the White House as a Mormon. Their both as kooky as hell, and should know better.

Anonymous said...

Somebody needs to let DBU know they will be playing a home game, if that's the case. University is informing that the games will be in Santa Clara, which is across the bay and south of where Cal's campus is located.

Anonymous said...

"couldn't pull it off"
..sounds like a job for Weiner........

Anonymous said...

I thought Seal Team Six killed Osammy.

Anonymous said...

so lemme get this right...the best the conservatives can do is some guy named mitt or some guy named newt? obama is going to win hands down.

Anonymous said...

Maybe Dallas Baptist is really hosting the games, and news that the games will be played in Santa Clara is only "technically" true?

Anonymous said...

DBU is good!
And I think hussein is dead also. Not our hussein... the more prominently middle eastern one.

Anonymous said...

Why do these stupid polls insist on including Michele Bachmann and Sarah Palin when neither have announced???

Why does ABCNews, TIME Magazine, MSNBC, and every other liberal news organization refuse to include Herman Cain???

Anonymous said...

palin loves the attn she is getting in her buss tour. You know she will announce soon. considering his lightweight opponents, obama has to be loving his chances at getting re-relected!!!

Anonymous said...

1:12, It's because the mainstream liberal media cannot come to grips with a conservative all black man running against a half white liberal weenie socialist community organizer.

Anonymous said...

Herman Cain's claim to fame is that he owned a pizza franchise. Big friggin' deal.

Anonymous said...

none of them f*ckers on that list - democrat or republican - have ever done anything in their lives to be considered visionaries or worthy of leadership. Whether its [insert republican polician's name here] or obama, our country will remain f*cked up. might as well as chalk up our government as one big fail and concentrate on doing the best you can for you and your family.

Tater Salad said...

Re; Herman Cain

I stand corrected. All this time, I thought niggers just liked fried chicken, collard greens, and kool-aid (purple drank). Pizza is a HUGE cultural advancement- he must be a friggin genius...

Anonymous said...

Obammy couldn't "kill" nuttn but free frikn enterprise. N

Anonymous said...

The last time I saw news on the death of Osama, Obama was sitting watching a video of it. That proves he was not at the scene and did not carry out the murder. The United States Navy Seals killed Ossama. They were only able to find him and do the deed because of the orders of President Bush to waterboard the terrorists. As I see it, that makes Bush an accessory. In fact, Obama tried to protect the identity and location of Osama by immediately suspending waterboarding upon assuming the office of President.

LLDQFan said...

12:28 What makes them kooky?

Anonymous said...

By the way Barry your Big12 OU buddies could not beat DBU. OU got swept by DBU ORU. TCU definitely has not been consistent this year at especially when under pressure.

Anonymous said...

6:13, They are kooky because they believe American Indians are descendants of the Hebrews when DNA evidence has shown otherwise; because they believe there were great wars in the continental U.S. when there is absolutely no archaeological evidence to support that; because they believe their father god resides on planet Kolob with mother god; that they each can be gods themselves of their own planets. Such beliefs distort Christianity to such extent that they create a new religion.

If that's what they want to believe, then let them: they are nice people. However, any man smart enough to be president of the United States is smart enough not to believe in all that stuff.

Thus, a man in Romney's position is either a fool or a liar. If he believes it he is a fool, and unfit to be president. If he doesn't believe it and practices it anyway, he is a liar and not fit to be president of the United States.

wordkyle said...

Polls -- meh
Polls a year and a half before the election -- double meh
Religious bigotry -- priceless.

Anonymous said...

You can call it religious bigotry or you can call it common sense, it don't make no difference to me, pard. I suppose it's okay for you to denounce the Mohammadite religion, but that's not bigotry, huh?

wordkyle said...

1127 - You'd be right if, uh, you weren't so wrong. You can check out some of my long-standing views on Muslims here and here.

LLDQFan said...

10:49 You made 4 points, of which 3 are incorrect. So, I would call you a fool and a liar. A liar, because your first 3 points were not truthful and a fool because the 4th point is true and you should believe it too, because it’s in your own Bible.
1. They do not believe all American Indians descended from Hebrews. Nothing has been proven otherwise. In fact, just the opposite. There are pockets of Indian tribes that carry the haplotype X chromosome that is only found in middle eastern peoples.
2. Depends on what and who you read and how discoveries are interpreted.
3. They do not believe God and his wife live on Kolob.
4. This is true and the doctrine of deification is found in your own Bible. See for you self.
- To become heirs of God and joint-heirs with Christ, being glorified together (Romans 8:14-18)
- As sons (and daughters) of God, to inherit all things that the Father has (Revelation 21:7)
- To become one with Christ, as Christ is one with the Father (John 17:20-23)
- To sit with Christ on His throne (Rev. 3:21)
- To receive a glorified, immortal body like the body that Christ has (Philip. 3:21)
- To partake of the divine nature and be given all things pertaining to life and godliness, receiving glory (2 Peter 1:3-4)
- To be made - in some way - like Christ when He returns (1 John 3:2)
- To be made kings and priests unto God and his Father (Rev. 1:6)
- As spirit children of God, to become partakers of his holiness (Heb. 12:9-10)
- To be exalted by God (1 Peter 5:6)
- To become perfect, even as our Father in Heaven is perfect (Matt. 5:48)
The post apostolic Christian fathers believe and taught this doctrine as well. i.e.
St. Irenaeus wrote: If the Word became a man,
It was so men may become gods.
St. Clement of Alexandria wrote: Yea, I say, the Word of God became a man so that you might learn from a man how to become a god."
There are many more. I would suggest you stop getting your information from anti-mormon sources and stop acting like a know-it-all. You don’t.