5.20.2011

Things I Didn't Know (Because I Stay Away From Federal Court)



Federal prisoners have email. (This is 100% legit. It was sent to my office due to an inmate I'm helping on State charges in Wise County.)

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Skippy, That's a hell of way to announce to everyone that you have changed your name to Darla. Have you told the wifey yet?

Anonymous said...

I've got friends in low places....

DF Chris Gaines

Anonymous said...

well duh.

Scott said...

Why not?

We already give them satellite television so that they can set on their butts all day and do nothing. We also give them workout equipment so that they can get bigger and do better in their crimes in the future, along with a library where jailhouse lawyers can clog up the system with stupid lawsuits.

What happened to the old days of chain gangs? IMHO, each jail should be fully self-sufficient with the prisoners working each day to raise all food for the prison and handle everything else. They should not be allowed to set on their butts each day.

Anonymous said...

Gosh, this is better than match.com. And the feds set it up for free? Sweet!

My Other Brother Darryl

Anonymous said...

Can you say Club Fed?? Always commit federal crimes- state pens suck ( I've built both).
If you accidentally commit a crime head for a state line. This takes it into the realm of federal crime.

Anonymous said...

Are you kidding me, the only thing a prisoner needs are rocks and a hmmer to break em. What the hell.