1.12.2011

Want A Ticket To The Super Bowl?


Or, uh, a ticket to stand outside of the Super Bowl:
The National Football League and the city of Arlington confirmed Wednesday that plans are being developed to allow an unspecified number of fans to purchase tickets to watch the Feb. 6 Super Bowl from a Game Day Fan Plaza outside the northeast section of Cowboys Stadium. While spectators will not be inside the stadium itself, they will be figuratively at the front door, watching on video screens and soaking in the Super Bowl atmosphere. The number of tickets that would be made available, the price, and how fans can purchase those tickets are still being worked out. “People would have a separate security entrance and be subject to the same security procedures,” said NFL spokesman Brian McCarthy. “It’s a private and separate gate and they wouldn’t be (mingling) with ticketholders.”
I wonder what the price will be?

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5 comments:

Anonymous said...

If you pay a dollar for one of those tickets you will not only be as dumb as a box of s*%t, you will also get to s&#t in a box

Anonymous said...

Hey I live in Arlington, How bout I sell tickets to people to come to my home, and watch the game on my big screen..we can open the windows, and door, and try to listen to the game from here...bids? bids anyone?

Anonymous said...

No matter the price, they cannot beat the private toilet, personal refrigerator, and recliner chair my home offers. Sorry Jerry.

My Other Brother Darryl

ps - plus the spouse is available for half-time entertainment. beat that deal.

Anonymous said...

“It’s a private and separate gate and they wouldn’t be (mingling) with ticketholders.”

Rrrright. They don't want the unwashed hoi polloi watching the big OUTDOOR TV mixing with the washed masses watching the big INDOOR TV, do they?

That could accelerate the apocalypse, no?

CT said...

OMG Jerry will do anything to make a buck!!!

(insert me gagging)