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And, remember kids, don't mess with the government--they are all at work at three in the morning. And they won't just wake you, they'll rip you out of bed. Thank goodness the No-Big-Government Republicans are in charge!!:
Story in tomorrow's Messenger. (Go spend 75 cents so I won't have to argue "fair use" with them.)
77 comments:
Newest Car . . after the Budget Cuts
Ha Ha! You are the victims of the Milachi Crunch!
Serves em right! Up with WCSO, down with DPS!
We have to many DPS assigned to this county. No wonder the state is going broke.
Another Radar festooned Ticketmobile out of commission, isn't there more important Law enforcement that needs doing?
Go get 'em, Ranger!!!!
If Woody would have gone straight to the Police, this never would have happened.
Wanted for Vandalism - The entire Chico 11th grade!
9:14
I assume you like to speed being you are up with WCSO. They don't write tickets. As quoted from former Sheriff Ryan and his trainee now Sheriff Walker, speed enforcement is for the Highway Patrol. Holds true to this day being a Deputy has to write a report for every ticket they write. Talk about a real way to have your Deputies not write tickets. That's why there are so many Troopers in Wise County. Just ask any Deputy and they will tell you. Happy speeding.
Mark Adams is
DPS now?
Is this a caption contest?
Here's mine:
Troopers threaten violence after laying on of hands fails to heal damaged cruiser.
Caption?
Karma"s a bitch!
Why not arrest the vandals at 3:00 a.m. since it was probably late at night when the thugs did this? Mom and Dad's sleep should be interrupted.
Sorry, but anyone who makes anything out of when the thugs are arrested are soft on crime.
Vandalising a law enfocement car could be the first step toward harming a police office officer.
If the liberal leaning Messenger thinks the DPS language is harsh, it is just more proof of how out of touch with the majority of people's views towards law enforcement.
And we do not have too many DPS troopers because we have so many trucks on the highway, we need traffic control. (but not from Tom Bishop)
The Messenger didn't have comments or opinion on the story; however, the political cartoon and letter to the editor from Ken Hughes is an insult to the reader's intelligence. If the left wants to have a respectful conversation about harsh political tone, then have one. To blame the actions of a madman who lived in his own word on Republicans, Sarah Palin and the TEA party is so disrectful to the victims and their families.
I've had more than enough and I will not be buying another newspaper or renewing my online subscrition to the Messenger!
Barry, I agree with you. It is just too harsh, too conservative to wake up the vandals in the middle of the night by ripping them out of bed.
I think the DPS should call ahead to find out when they usually wake up and bring them coffee and doughnuts. And just let them pay for repairs or better yet, do 100 hours of community service; when they feel like it!
We don't want to make the vandals fearful of law enforcement because their mothers probably didn't bake the vandals enough cookies and they can't be reposnible for their actions.
2 questions:
1)Were drugs or alcohol involved?
2)Has anyone seen Tom Bishop?
It was Christine!! I telling you the truth!!
Double fake,
Arnie
Does anyone know when the memorial service is?
I want to make sure I have enough time to gather enough eggs for the event.
HA HA HA
Caption:
Local DPS mourn the loss of one of their own and vow revenge.
*;)
Attention…Wise County Units. Be on the look out for a 1958 Plymouth Fury, Red in color with a white top, No driver.
Double fake,
WC Dispatch
Here's my Caption-
DPS reports Alcohol could have been a factor,well atleast the troopers were drowning their sorrows in it after this!!!
P.S. Congrats Tom bishop a.k.a Super Wanna be Trooper,here's your new ride,just like new,but needs a little TLC!!!!
Didn't someone on Monday on here ask for information on a DPS car in a fence and someone told that person they were stupid/ignorant?
Who is the ignorant one now?
Yes, Mark Adams is a trooper now. Has been for quite some now. Probably close to 2 years now.
Are we sure the troopers hadnt been doing a little after hours ticket giving celebration at Frillys..... remember kids, "drike, drive, go to jail!!"
maybe Tom was jealous and wanted revenge?????
7:33 haven’t you figured out by now that Ken Hughes is way out there in la la land? Clearly, rational thinking is not his strongpoint.
Them Dukes! Them Dukes!!!
DF Rosco Purvis Coltrane
Need some advice y’all…What is the best thing to use to get black paint off of a redneck bumper?
Double Fake,
Perp
We have found Tom Bishop a car.
"Hey, hold my beer and watch this..."
If WCSO deputies would do anything, probably be a better County. I understand that all they do is security checks and when you really need them, they are on lunch break or on the way to it. They don't write tickets, don't work accidents, don't do DWI'S....
Really? Do the DPS guys have to wear those silly cowboy hats? I believe the one in the middle is an actual midget!
8:33 why does a redneck truck have a bumper in the first place?
That's all Walker and Whitehead want them to do. Drive around and call out security checks all day. You can listen to the scanner... they don't even back up other officers on disturbance calls. Too busy calling out security checks on businesses that are open! They get scolded for doing any police work and guilty until proven innocent with Ryan's puppet sheriff. If the public only had a clue about their show pony and how that office is really ran.
DWI's are hard to do good.
Double fake Deputy Barney Fife.
Let’s get this action going on this….Chupacabra, mistreated group of rebel drug dogs, Chico 11th grade, Christine, Tom Bishop, the WC Sheriff’s Posse horses.
DF- WC Bookie
Told y’all to pay that Donut bill or someone was going to get hurt!!
DF The Icing Bandit
To anonymous 9:00...
*LOL*
"Hold my beer." and "Watch this." are the last words most frequently uttered by dumb guys.
*StillLOL*
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To anonymous 9:41...
Hey! Hey! Hey! Stop hating on the silverbelly El Patron style or Lawman's style hat. I have come to realize, the most average looking guy can put on either style and instantly be transformed into a handsome, authoritative looking, man. Of course, it took me nearly 2 decades of living in Texas to render this opinion...*:)
caption:
"This NASCAR thing is tougher than it looks. Swapping paint?! We'll need to swap insurance info after that one!" said the TeamDPS driver to his pit crew
"Don't sweat it, boss. I think that'll buff out" said the crew chief. "Just leave it to us. We'll take care of ol' Tony Stewart, too. A couple of well-placed shots to the grille and tires should do the trick."
Dude..if someone can photo shop Bishops head easing up between them.. iwill donate a bottle of Single Malt Scotch...
Shut up MzCreep
Maybe Wise County Sheriff's Office needs to change their name to Wise County Security Office.
The funny part is that the Wise County "Security" Office do all these security checks and they still get a lot of burglaries and thefts.
or, rent a cop.
just say'n
Who is in charge of the pony show? I always hear that the "brass" are being promoted and demoted back and forth. Kinda like a circle jerk.
Save the tax payer some money...get the trustees to fix it! From what I hear they are REALLY good at washing police cars!!
The Messenger said the cost of that car was $30 - $40G's. Really? A plain jane ford with a cop motor & fuzz lights?
No wonder the state is in a $$ crunch.
It can be Buffed out.
Heck, every body over at the Sheriffs office has been promoted. They're all supervisors! Still the same amount of deputies on the street as there were when Ryan took office over a decade ago. More folks on the payroll sitting in the office though! Great department, huh??
"Man, I knew that last tequila shooter was a mistake. If you guys rat me out, I'm gonna be PISSED!!!"-- Trooper in the middle
How do we know one of their own didn't do that to that car?
Looks like everyone wanted to get in the picture! Kind of funny they all lined up around that car. Reminds me of my old school class pictures. Everybody *smile*!!
These guys need to be on the border, not Decatur.
Caption for y’all..."Its 3 a.m. do you know where your car is??"
And some more…
“Why yes officer. I was wearing my seatbelt.”
“I have only had one maybe two beers.”
“If I say I did it will it go on my driving record?”
Just can’t stop myself. Too funny! I wonder how many law enforcement members are reading and laughing. Come on guys be truthful.
My comment for the contest:
"Boy, I'm glad we were on THIS side of the car!"
Love, Gern
Caption:
"They just don't make them Fords the way they did in my day"
Observation: That vehicle doesn't look totalled to me. Do they carry insurance like they reqire me to? Or just run down and buy a new one, no questions asked?
BG - you need to give Ink & Stitch a call. We could make some money with some of these.
Just sayin...
AL
Oh and here's some more...
Officer, the speed limit sign on 287N. is 70mph not 60. Did you not see it 1 mile outside of Rhome? Bye Bye
Officer, you can't pass people in the center turn lane to pull me over. Bye Bye
(Another on 287N) Officer, have you been drinking or what? (Between Jeters and 1/2 mile outside Rhome) You were traveling at a high rate of speed, weaving in and out of cars and turning your red and blues on and off then pulled over near an underpass(WTH should have called 911 on this one)
in another world that would be called a "whiskey dent"
"overpass" my bad. Oh dear, I hope no one accuses me of causing that shooting in AZ because of that.
YIKES
Rally the troops we have a lead!! It was the streaker guy in the video!
i'm not sure but I think it was heard as the dust settled in the parking lot," Bandit,I'm gonna get you,you some bitch!!!! And Junior ,when I get home I'm gonna slap yo momma!!!!"- Buford T Justice a Distinguished officer from TEXAS!!!!
Or Wait it might have been,"WOAAAH BABY this motorscootin sumbuck has some serious Horseower,Mr. Commisioners,I will keep my "old" Jalopy!!!!! - Tom Bishop
If you think about it Wordkyle is the only one who has not posted anything regarding this. Wonder what he was doing around 3 a.m.?
3:49 What? I didn't see anything mentioned in the paper about a weenie shaped mark on any of the windows.
Last time I saw that many road roaches in the same spot, it was the the Pink Rhino, and they had their hands on another bumper..
I bet Super cop was trying to beat them there to write a ticket. ( Way to go Tom )
Man this is an epic LL fail.
I've never seen a bigger collection of unfunny comments...
House of York!!!!! We've MISSED you.
Next time get out of Tom Bishops way when he's going after a DWI driver or Guys next time you get in a wreck just leave it at the office nobody will see it.
I bet they were on a sugar high with the guys from the S.O.
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Here lies Luther(LTD) Thomas Diffendurffer. We knew him well.
On Tuesday, LTD met his fate while parked outside his place of employment. His fellow employees stopped by to tap his fenders one last time.
He was known for his low center of gravity, capabilities of excess acceleration and attractive exterior lighting.
Services will be held at Jenkins Scrap Metal in Paradise Friday at 2 pm.
LMAO, Mz, 1:46am and 3:52pm!! LMAO!!!
Don't be hatin on Mz..!
love me some cowboys in hats..:))
Nice shout out to Ink & Stitch..
And, have to agree, the saying.."Hold my beer and watch this..." usually precludes something Hi-laaaarious!!
And, my momma taught me if I don't have anything nice to say about Ken Hughes, don't say anything at all..
4:56 I just love your sarcasm!
Note to self....
Do not be at home at 3 o'clock in the morning.
Caption this:
Where's Walker?
Caption:
"Ok, whose turn is it now? Get in and we'll start rolling...." says one officer, as they take their turns.
Get off Mark Adams, in the past 13 years he is trifecta.
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