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12.09.2010

Random Thursday Morning Thoughts



  • The U. of Florida football job is open again, and former Tech coach Mike Leach has already said he's interested in it. Not a chance.
  • I bought the wrong type of outdoor Christmas lights last night ("cool white?") and ended up tricking up the game room with them. It was a high point when the result got a "Cool!!!" out of the 7th Grader.
  • It now glows like a dance club. I almost broke out the new "Weekend at Bernie's Dance."
  • The House passed the Dream Act (referenced below) last night. Let the wailing and gnashing of teeth begin. 
  • Not sure why the Family Pup had a toboggan on last night. Or why someone had him do a paw-to-chest-throw-a-gang-sign move. But it was funny.
  • The trooper that slammed the woman's face into the concrete wall along the Dallas North Tollway is already on trial. Unfortunately, it's just for misdemeanor assault.
  • The Morning News has a story this morning on a 38 year old that has held a Justice of the Peace job in Collin County since he was 18: But what caught my eye was that he 5'9" and 525 lbs. The guy might want to think about getting a thumb stomach. 
  • TCU coach Gary Patterson has a weekly show on WBAP. No. Personality. At. All. 
  • Drives me insane: The FBI, again, has coaxed a dumb kid into trying to set off a fake bomb and then proclaims another victory on the War of Terror. And what fine investigative work made them single him out?: His postings on Facebook.  Sheesh. And the kid was so skilled in terrorism, his idea was to "stuff a sock or something" into a car's tailpipe to get it to blow up. 
  • If the FBI spent as much time trying to coax white supremacists into, say, trying to blow up an African American church, they would have equal, or greater, results. 
  • The Ticket mentioned yesterday that Mark David Chapman was photographed with John Lennon hours before he killed him. I don't think I had ever heard of that before. (Noticed the bagofnothing.com guy has the same observation.)
  • Is it ghoulish to want to go by The Dakota, the scene of Lennon's murder, the next time I'm in NYC?
  • Texas law enforcement seized 36,280 pot plants in 2008, 62,000 in 2009, and 83,000 in 2010. They tell us that's proof the War on Drugs is working. Nope. It's crystal clear proof that you're losing. 
  • Cliff Lee talk: When some team offers him a six or seven year contract, they don't expect him to pitch for six or seven years. At his age, they are hoping for five years of production but are doing the equivalent of financing a big five year contract over six or seven years. No one seems to understand that. 




26 comments:

Anonymous said...

Today's pic= skank

Scott said...

I think that it is kind of funny about Leach coming out saying he is interested in all of these jobs. It would kind of like me calling a company saying I would be interested in their CEO position. Don't stand a chance getting it.

By the way, what is a "thumb stomach?"

Anonymous said...

If the FBI spent the same amount of time coaxing a Lawyer into a scam lawsuit they would probably have great results also.

Anonymous said...

If the FBI spent as much time trying to coax lawmaker supremacists into passing laws that VIOLATE the Constitution, such as granting Amnesty to ILLEGALS they would not have the time to even think about terrorists or white supremacists.
After all, we all know that African American churches that have blown up lead the headlines every day now don't we. Barry, tell us when and where the last Black church was blown up by a "white supremacist", and then tell us whether he was a Democrat or a Republican.

The Secret Police aka White American American

Anonymous said...

8:28----STFU

AnObiter said...

Ugh; Ocra on the front page.

Anonymous said...

I am amazed that a small town lawyer like you is so privy to all that goes on in the FBI and the DEA, I mean you seem to believe that what you say is exactly how it is.

Anonymous said...

not at all, I went by the Dakota when I was there!

Anonymous said...

a thumb stomach is where they shrink your stomach to the size of a thumb by a procedure like lap-band or stapling

If a company had an opening for CEO, AND you had experience as a CEO at some other company in the same field, they might be interested in hearing from you. What's funny about a former head coach wanting to be a head coach again? That's how he made his living, and judging by his W-L record, he was fairly successful at it. Some schools might be willing to overlook any negatives from his past in exchange for a winning football program. If he did something as a coach that you or others disagree with, that won't automatically disqualify him from all coaching jobs forever

The assertion that the increase in the size of seizures means law enforcement is losing the war on drugs - impossible to substantiate. You would have to prove that the bigger busts are correlated to "higher" pot production numbers. Let's see some data

Tie-in to last week's celebrity death -
today's pic chick: "Is this some kind of bust, or what?"
Lt. Frank Drebin: "Yes, very impressive!"

Anonymous said...

Its the Messicans fault, send 'em back!!!
MUCKIN' FESSICANS!!!

Anonymous said...

"small town lawyer" hehe, small town, small feet, small hands,,,,etc. except for a big head.

Anonymous said...

ditto on todays pic.

stanky skank

Anonymous said...

There's such a glaring hole in your FBI/terrorism theory. If a kid really is dumb enough to be coaxed into something by the FBI, don't you think some other group could coax him into doing the same thing for real? Only the other group isn't hoping for a conviction, they want an explosion. And the FBI isn't dragging kids off the street and saying "Hey, wanna blow up innocent Americans for a good cause?" They find someone who has already expressed an interest, and see how far he is willing to go with it.
Your continuing heated attack on the people working to defend us reminds me of the Tom Cruise Navy lawyer: "COLONEL JESSUP, DID YOU ORDER THE CODE RED?!"

Anonymous said...

Anob: I think you meant "orca"??? ocra is akin to something we eat (okra)???

Yes, today's pic is a skank, as are most of the 'bought boob' girls

Anonymous said...

me luvs me some skank!!

Anonymous said...

She was a skank long before she bought the boobs.

Anonymous said...

Maybe we should just get the military and the FBI out of the war on terror and leave it all to the TSA. Right wing extremists and white supremacists are the only folks trying to blow stuff up anyway, geez.

Anonymous said...

10:06, the term you're looking for is,I think,"Bolt-on Bimbo".

Anonymous said...

RE: today's pic.

Nice hutch. I wouldn't mind a peek inside those draws.

Anonymous said...

You havent had a peek? Hell, look like you're the only one!

AnObiter said...

10:06, no, I meant "Ocra." That's what I call her (but i don't eat her....don't care for the vegetable either). Soap Ocra (what a great likening!!) drives me insane. Although, I have to say, "Orca" works rather nicely as well.......;-)

Anonymous said...

Does anyone know where I could find out how much all the governments; local, state and federal spend on the benefit which states (if you cannot afford counsel, one will be provided to you at no cost)? Just curious

Anonymous said...

I don't care that the super sow nigger Opra likes woman or not. Give me more white girls with big ol fake bobbies.

Anonymous said...

Ugly girl nice body that would do whatever you wanted and smile when she was through doin it.

Anonymous said...

THERE IS A PLACE IN THIS WORLD FOR SKANKS TOO

Anonymous said...

Why are we not focusing on the Bernie?!