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12.07.2010

Is That Jarhead?



For years I thought Jarhead was just a wise guy talking smack to the rest of us. Now I find out that the marines have "knife hands"? What the heck is that? I just thought they liked to shoot big ol' guns and stuff. Instead they've got lethal hands that could double as party tricks. Cool.

(And why does it sound and look like these two guys are in the maintenance closet of a club?)

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

jar head is a want to be, he is no more than a punk

House of York said...

Step out of the closet guys.

Anonymous said...

Don't ask, don't tell, dude ...

Anonymous said...

In the year 2525 if man is still alive,man will have hands like knives,I added that last part cuz it rhymed and seemed loosely tied to the story.

aroundthecorner said...

I see a Marine butt kicking coming from Grandbury.

Anonymous said...

That Coach Henson?

Anonymous said...

i wished

Anonymous said...

I have weed-eater knees

Dpcbb said...

Knife hand is a strike with the outside edge of the hand, generally to the side of the neck. A good smack will disorient a person long enough for you to really mess them up. Pop 'em hard enough and they'll go out.

That said, the shot that guy took in the video shows one of two things. 1) The pass out is faked...or 2) that guy should be in the Red Hat society, not the military. #wuss

I taught that stuff for 8 years and got hit a lot harder than that numerous times, never came CLOSE to passing out.

Anonymous said...

House of York...are you married?????

Anonymous said...

I wish House was mine...all mine.

Jarhead said...

You should see House's hubby. He's built like a brick shithouse and would rip your arms out of their sockets and beat you to death with them.

Go ahead. Give her a call.

Good luck!

House of York said...

LOL Jar!!! I posted how big, bad and ugly he was but, as usual Mr. Green didn't post it so I'm putting his butt on that Naughty List for sure!

Anonymous said...

He looks just like Henson.

CT said...

Good for you, H.O.Y.!! Glad you got some backup on here!! And at home!!


and for real 4:37 and 5:25..he doesn't look like Coach in the least..

Anonymous said...

Jar has Butter Fingers. Boxes of them.