12.08.2010

Does This Look Like The Face Of A Guy Who Was A Fake Lawyer For 10 Years And Then Showed Up For Court Drunk?


I told you this job will beat you down --- even if you're just a "play like" attorney.

He was arrested in Hunt County but has practiced in Denton, Tarrant and "18 other counties". Hey, you kids over at the Wise County and District Clerk's offices, you got a record on Jeffrey Scott Partlow?

Link.

18 comments:

Jack Daniels said...

Barrister, the article states "...as well as people who believe they are divorced but are still legally married."

I call bull-dookie on this one. A lawyer doesn't grant divorces.

Jack Daniels said...

Brock? That you?

House of York said...

Check out that crazy picture of the upturned 18-wheeler in the Update.

Anonymous said...

Must be a smooth talker and cleans up good. Yeah, for all his cases being overturned. So much for our legal system. HTF did this happen?

Anonymous said...

Well, I call bull dookie on the story behind the 18-wheeler rollover. A truck driver reading a book? C'mon!
;b

House of York said...

What does it matter whether he was legit or not?

A person (non-lawyer) can represent themselves in court, right?

Anonymous said...

What's the difference between him and a "real" Shyst....err..Lawyer?

Anonymous said...

Wouldn't have happened if he'd pinned his ears back.

Anonymous said...

We're Drugs or Alcohol involved.

Anonymous said...

Don't all Liaryers drink to ease the pain of having to skirt the truth so their clients can go free to only repeat their illicit disreputable law breakin ways?

Atticus said...

Not me Jack. The other names I practice under are either Jerry Gallo or Jerry Callo!

Anonymous said...

Mr Gambini...are you mocking me?

Anonymous said...

HaHaHa 3:18 - I agree with you.

Hey I think I saw that guy in Decatur at my, oh never mind.

Anonymous said...

I knew those Ace Academy two week combination truck driving and lawyering schools were bogus.

My Other Brother Darryl

CT said...

hide yo wife..hide yo chilrun..you know the rest

Anonymous said...

What if you are a lawyer and you lost to this guy?

Jack Daniels said...

yutes

The Donald said...

Is he a courtroom lawyer? What's his win/loss ratio?