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12.29.2010

Kid Stuck With iPod - Can't Get Tan



I'm with ya, hoss. This time last year I was all ratcheted up to go to Costa Rica. Now, I'm stuck in front of this computer with a back that is as white as Wise County.  I feel your pain.

But at least you have a ticket.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

I don't think he was THAT obnoxious--just clear what he wants. Same as all the adults in the same situation! LOL

Anonymous said...

The little boy is probably only repeating what he hears from his yankie mama or auntie. Wish all yankies would stay up there.

Anonymous said...

Not sure Wise County is so white as you think Barry. You now have bigger fish to fry than Costa Rica.
Enjoy that marshmellow shooter. Or, as mzchief would say marshmallow.

Anonymous said...

To be fair 9:57, it is spelled marshmallow, just the way mzchief apparently pronounces it.

Anonymous said...

mzchef pronounces it " tinker bell".

df very gay person

Anonymous said...

Barry, alot of the backs in Wise County are wet, and they are in no need of a tan, just a social security number, some common courtesy, and a basic understanding of the English language. Start with the basics and then move from there.

Anonymous said...

who said life was fair? Most of the time it is not, because you cannot please all the people all the time. That's life.

Anonymous said...

mzchief also seems to think that when a dog runs away, it's "on the lamb." FYI, it's "on the lam." Of course her rendition gives us a great visual of a dog riding on top of a lamb.

wordkyle said...

Say hello to the future U.S. Senator from New York.

Anonymous said...

and what would your life in WC be without all those tan backs.....and how much more expensive would it be?

They're here because we hire them!

Anonymous said...

You're correct 12:25. can't live with em and can't live without em.
I still wish my home town didn't turn into little Mexico though.
They are here to stay, like it or lump it. I happen to like most I have been in contact with, but there is still that little chip on my shoulder about it.

Native Texan

Anonymous said...

12:25, I like most of the "tan backs" just fine, I do wish we were all playing by one set of rules though.

Answers? I don't know the questions. said...

So, Native Texas, are you Comanche or Apache?

Anonymous said...

I think that story in The Bowie News about that guy finding that Trooper's wedding ring in the ballpark was cool. It doesn't show up on their online edition, so I'm not sure how to share it, but it might be a nice break for y'all what with all your Wise County weirdness and stuff.

Anonymous said...

Neither 3:12

Anonymous said...

ha ha 6:01. All our weirdness is coming your way Bowie. You'll have something else to gossip about besides your best buddies up there.

Native Texan