12.29.2010

Random Wednesday Morning Thoughts


  • Did you know there was a thing called a "marshmallow gun" for kids? Boy, after last night, I do.
  • Wow: Last night a domestic disturbance in Arlington leaves three dead, one of whom was a female police officer who responded to the initial call.
  • Edit: Cop's ID now released.
  • As dangerous as a domestic disturbance calls can be, I'm not sure I recall a cop being killed responding to one.
  • Baylor plays in a bowl game late this afternoon against Illinois. The only thing I've read is that Illinois has the Big 10's best running back and the only thing I know is that Baylor's defense can't stop the run. I don't have a good feeling about this. At all. 
  • Former Cowboy Randy White sure does promote a lot of crap. 
  • I worked on a appellate brief all day yesterday -- I could do that all the time.
  • Years ago I was doing an oral argument in front of the Fort Worth Court of Appeals when Justice Dauphinot suddenly interrupted me and tersely asked, "Who wrote this brief?" I paused and meekly said, "I did." She paused, too, before saying, "Thank you. It will be very helpful." She was just screwing with me.
  • "Hey, baby, let's say we engage in a little fantasy role play with this gun and ............OH, NO!!!!"
  • Someone in the office just walked in and told me she brought some "monkey bread." I said, "Great!" (Hey, what the heck is "monkey bread"?)
  • I heard there will be a bunch of Bridgeport women in the crowd today outside of the studios of Good Morning America. 
  • The state prosecutor organization, TDCAA, provides all the forms a prosecutor needs to create a Vampire Weekend program -- including press releases and "talking points".  Hello, big brother.
  • Lots of New Yorkers are whining about the condition of the streets and the airports after the snowstorm. Hey, goofballs: You have a record snowfall on Sunday night and you want everything back to normal by Tuesday?  
  • And I heard there was a New Jersey mayor going out and digging cars out and "delivering diapers" while tweeting about it all the while. That's a shameless political stunt that the Fox and Friends crew fell for this morning as they described him as having a "defining moment of leadership." Puhleeeze.




42 comments:

Anonymous said...

Are these pictures of filthy women in some ridiculous pose for our pleasure or yours Green?

Anonymous said...

Maybe they should call Al Gore in to help. I am sure his global warming could melt the snow and ice.

Anonymous said...

Hey, I don't feel sorry for the travelers stuck at the airports. We all knew the storm was coming.

Also, a domestic violence call is the most dangerous call a policeman takes. He should not go alone. Many have been killed. If I was a dispatcher I would like to say to them "if you lie with dogs you get fleas - deal with it".

Barry I saw some marshmellows at Walmart that are about 4" squares.
That might smart a little in your marshmellow gun. Save one for the cat.

Anonymous said...

BTY, it's called a marshmellow shooter.

Anonymous said...

A little judgmental and grumpy today, are we?!?!

Anonymous said...

In the sex gun story the wife was listed as 50 years old and the husband as 23. Was he just trying to get younger at that position?

Anonymous said...

Todays Pic. Yummy Yummy

Anonymous said...

Oh goody. The Classic Cracks may be on Good Morning America.

mzchief said...

* You can go broke buying mini marshmallows. The cheaper, store brand, marshmallows get better distance. They tend to be more reusable than Jet-Puffed.

* I do not care if the mayor helping out was a "shameless political stunt." Private citizens should take a lesson from the Newark, NJ mayor. People should do what they can to improve/mitigate the circumstances of a bad situation.
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To anonymous 8:58...

It is called a marshmallow shooter.

Anonymous said...

So New Yorkers are bitchy....not really news is it?

Girls today are possibly the skankiest you've posted. I truly have no respect for you or those who slather over such trash.

Anonymous said...

Shut up MzCreep

janneba said...

Monkey bread is delicious

Jack Daniels said...

Guess AnObiter didn't want me reading her blog. I asked to be added, but I guess she wasn't having any.

Anonymous said...

Marshmallow GUN is fine. That's what it is. "Shooter" is also acceptable in reference, commonly used. But it's still a gun. It shoots marshmallows. Correcting someone who types GUN is like correcting someone who says "I own five chickens" by telling them they actually own five "hens". Both right, except the one making the correction is a jerk.

Anonymous said...

MzChief, you say mallow I say mellow - you must not be from Texas. and shut up.

Anonymous said...

9:31 Nothing trashy about the girls Barry posted today. You must be a woman. So am I, but I know cute when I see it. I wouldn't wanna be em though.

Anonymous said...

You're slipping with the pics again.

CF said...

Skank you! May we have another!!!???

Arthur said...

BG, All that BU Bears fans need to do is look across the field to see who the Illini are throwing out there as head coach: Ron Zook. That right there tells you all you need to know about U of I football (which is an oxymoron, by the way). RGIII and Art Briles have a greater than zero chance to win this afternoon. Hope for the best. Expect the worst.

Anonymous said...

Mellow out yall, don't sweat the spelling, or um the misspelling of marshmallow.

The Secret Police

LB said...

This isn't the first time Cory Booker has done this. I think it's great. It's a different way to show that you're paying attention to your constituents.

I can't say constituents without thinking of "Is you is, or is you ain't my constituentcy?

Anonymous said...

Girls = HOT!!!! After yesterday's train wreck, these two warmed my boy parts.

This kid is typical. Like the one posted the other day where the kid was complaining about getting books. Wow. No wonder everyone hates us.

Anonymous said...

Has it been officially said that the slain officer was in fact sent to this call in Arlington alone, or was she just the first one to arrive at the scene? Either way, tragic loss for 3 families.

Anonymous said...

According to Webster's Dictionary the correct spelling is m a r s h m a l l o w. Yall just can't stand it when Mzchief is right.

Anonymous said...

Anyone who likes to look at sluts like those pictured have absolutely no class at all.

AnObiter said...

Jack Daniels, you have to send an email address to anobiter@yahoo.com in order to be added as a reader. I can't just add "Jack Daniels," as much fun as randomly grabbing Jack Daniels here & there must be....;-)

Anonymous said...

Again, MzCreep is like Frank Burns on MASH. I just love to hate both of them.

Anonymous said...

All guys like to look at sluts.

Did you really have to look in the dictionary to spell marshmallow? You could have just checked with mzchief or Walmart on line.

Anyway, can't wait until the next marshmellow roast. gonna get me some 4" ones!!!!

The Native Texan

Anonymous said...

The broad on the left looks like Sara Jay, a pornstar. Do a google image search and you will see that I am correct. Since there is a good chance that you won't publish my comment, I will include the word "nigger". It seems like you have published many posts in the last week that included the word "nigger". Nigger.

Non-racist porn enthusiast

Anonymous said...

Why does the Creep and Ano-full-o-crap think anyone cares about their lame opinions? I hate them both equally!

Anonymous said...

Re the Random Thought Pic:

Is this a mother-daughter combo? If not, then the one on the left has led a very hard life. HARD life.

My Other Brother Darryl

Anonymous said...

When you can't spell, i.e. "marshmallow", it shows your ignorance. There are a lot of ignorant people on this blog.

Anonymous said...

The "Dictionary/Grammar Queen" isn't always correct. She mentioned several times that her critter was "on the lamb." Quick visual: a critter riding on top of a lamb. The correct phrase is: "on the lam."

Anonymous said...

Someone in the office just walked in and told me she brought some "monkey bread.


Someone in your office may watch the show Psych which mentioned monkey bread recently. Psych paid homage to Twin Peaks with an episode title Dual Spires. Very well done.

Anonymous said...

2:20 I had nothing to do with any marshmallow/marshmellow entry but, if you simply cannot understand what someone is trying to say whether they make a spelling error or not you're ignorant as heck yourself.

Good Gawd! Get a life!

You're as bad as that multiple personality goon on this blog.

Anonymous said...

I know how to spell, it's just that sometimes I type so fast my fingers type how I pronounce it in my mind.

Anonymous said...

I'm in New York right now and the New Jersey people are mad because the governor and lieutenant governor both hauled a#% right before the blizzard hit and neither one has come back. The governor is at Disney World. It is Wednesday night and New Jersey is just now getting snow plows out in their area. There are snow drifts taller than a Yukon!

Unfatcat said...

Monkeybread is an old recipe that has been immotalized by the TCU Athletic Dept head cook or baker or something, Roy Papajohn, whose family was legendary in the Fort Worth restaurant scene in the 60s when we grew up. Every year he brings a truckload of the stuff to the Trinity Park reunion put on by the Music and Arts agogo Yahoo group that has been together for around 8 years now. Every October they raise money for the Tarrant County Food bank bu having a music festival on Sunday to commemorate when we used to go to Trinity park and see bands that wanted to rehearse in fromnt of a live crowd and didn't want to have to deal with club owners or managers, they just wanted to play and be heard by more than 50 people.
Getting back to the Monkey bread though, it is a commodity to be reckoned with as it lures people to the cakewalk for which they pay for a chance to win said Monkey bread by landing on a number. All for a good cause and all for a good taste. Getcha some if you can find it.

Anonymous said...

Why are you being so private about your blog now that you've been outed as a gossip?

Denney Crane said...

I will be glad to pick up all discarded skanky trash as pictured... Surely they must be skilled at something... I'm an equal opportunity whoremonger!

Anonymous said...

6:57 - you one of the Classic Cracks?

CT said...

9:19--jealous, much?? idiot..

NYC was FABULOUS!!!!!