6.11.2010

World Cup Pick Me Up

But I'll be locked in tomorrow at 12:30 for the United States v. The Motherland Although I promise you, the sound of vuvuzelas will drive you cRAzEe!!!!

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

I would say she's closer to Dixie Cups than World Cups.

Anonymous said...

I think it is at 1:30 tomorrow, ESPN.com says one time, the broadcast says another.

Anonymous said...

I really try to be open-minded, but I honestly can't think of any sport more boring than soccer. Maybe if they scored more or had cheerleaders or if there was more contact...

Anonymous said...

These words were used to describe that vulva horn.

"...and compared it with "a stampede of noisy elephants,"[7] "a deafening swarm of locusts"[8] and "a goat on the way to slaughter"[9]."

Those words help me realize why soccer is so big in third world countrys.

Anonymous said...

I wonder what HER vuvuzela sounds like?

What's the old joke -
Patient: "Doctor, I feel great but don't look so good."
Doctor: "Mmmm, let's see...the reference book says you're a vuvuzela!"

I might not have got that exactly right, but you get the idea

Triple Fake Henny Youngman

Anonymous said...

I'd like to hear her say "Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooal"

Anonymous said...

I think it is funny that many people think watching the soccer thing will make them more "worldly". It is simply a sport, it has very little impact on the political world unlike what the media folk would have everyone believe. Heck, most of the soccer players themselves could care less about the "significance" of having it in Africa and I am sure they would rather it be held in a nicer country/continent.

The reason soccer is so popular throughout the world is because much of the world where it is really popular is very poor, and a soccer ball and a few handmade nets do not cost much. I understand soccer, the rules, and even played it as a kid, but it is not the greatest spectator sport in the world. Give me American football any day, I will even watch tennis before I watch soccer.....and the soccer fan is truly akin to the nascar fan, just trashy Europeans and poor people vs white trash Americans.

Anonymous said...

Oh dear 3:23!

May everyone ad you to their prayer list.

Anonymous said...

I agree w/3:23, so put me on that prayer list, I guess.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, 3:23 pretty much hit it on the head.

So, pray for me and 600 million other non white-trash Americans.

Anonymous said...

Show me some of those soccer players in those silky shorts. Mmmmmmmmm

double douche houseplan man

Anonymous said...

Oh you Flame Throwing bitches.....But I aint falling for it....said a buck toothed redneck Nascar fan!

Anonymous said...

5:17----------------------

Enroll yourself in a math class while you're at it.

There's only 300 million Americans and a couple or so of us aren't white, poor or (too) trashy

Anonymous said...

I will immediately stop watching a soccer match if the only sound I can hear is those stupid horns. It's a tradition, apparently, that makes about as much sense as backing up a 747 jet to a baseball diamond and having it roar the whole game.

Anonymous said...

How can you say its a european white trash sport? It's as popular as american football throughout the WORLD. america seems to be the ONLY continent that doesn't give a crap about it and that's changing. Not enough contact? Do you ever see one of our football players get kicked in the head, without a helmet, by a guy wearing cleats? NO! Geez, most of these guys play for not one but multiple professional teams where most of the other professional athletes play for one.
Aside from all of that, for one second, cheer that the USA is there this year and may actually do fairly well. Watch as a supporter of your country and as a companion to the rest of the WORLD and for one second forget about the worlds political issues and just see everyone get along, even if it's for just a little while in one stadium. Take joy in that.

Anonymous said...

I'm watching it now. Major plus is lotsa hawt guys. Major minus is those stupid horns.