6.02.2010

Holy Cow!

From Dallas Observer blog:
A good Friend of Unfair Park, through a friend of a friend of a friend, just shot us this extraordinary video captured early yesterday morning at Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport. Took place at the north toll plaza, which served as a launching ramp for one drunk driver trying to exit the airport in a hurry. DFW spokesman David Magana confirms: "The driver was, as you might guess, suspected of inebriation and investigated for such and arrested for such." We also have fiery post-crash pics after the jump -- because after the driver went all General Lee, she got out and made a call on her cell, at which point the vehicle went boom. Hard to believe the "driver only suffered minor injuries," as Magana puts it. Oh -- and the toll-booth operator wasn't injured at all.
Edit: Mugshot

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'? Lets get the heck out of this here airport. YEEEEEHAAAAAAW

Boss Hog said...

That will make you mess your daisy dukes!

Anonymous said...

I can jump TWICE that far on a bad day.

Double Fake Kaptain Robbie Knievel

Anonymous said...

I told you those crazy, Mexican, woman drivers are dangerous!

Anonymous said...

Not D Magazine blog but Dallas Observer blog.

Anonymous said...

Hey Barry,
How long since you had a poll on here?
How about a poll on the current average age of your followers?

Anonymous said...

Did you see that passenger hangin' out the window holding a compound bow with dynamite sticks attached to the arrows? I think that's why the car blew afterwards. Sum Beotch!


Crazy Cooter (The only cool character on the show cuz he wuz drunk and crazy)

Anonymous said...

Bet if one of those cars was hit and a little baby went through the windshield and splattered all over the road nobody on here would be thinking it was cool.

Anonymous said...

When someone drives this way and endangers a person's life, I think those that were nearly killed should be able to act in self defense and see to it that the person who nearly killed them is handled.

Anonymous said...

Yes we would. It would be sad but cool.

Heartless Crash Watcher

Anonymous said...

6:16 I bet if you drank too much tequila you would soil your jeans.

Anonymous said...

6:16

Hadn't seen a post prior to yours where anyone used the word 'cool' to reference this crash. Lighten up, Francis.

Sgt. Hulka - The Big Toe

Anonymous said...

Who did the general lee driving?

mzchief said...

How does someone get that drunk on a flight and are then able to find their luggage and while that PLASTERED remember where they parked their car?

Anonymous said...

This wasn't "filmed" by anyone, but captured off the cameras at DFW.

Anonymous said...

Was that a pilot?

Anonymous said...

I agree with 5:32. I'd be interested in seeing the ages of your readers. This has come to light recently in the responses I posted about the girls on the site, as I come to this as a middle-aged woman and was surprised to find so many young 20-30 yr olds have time to read this. I just supposed most of the responders were middle-aged to elderly for some reason.

Anonymous said...

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