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I just had a hand-delivered envelope from the Wise County Messenger delivered to my office. No letter. No note. No explanation. It was just one page torn from Woman's Day magazine with one side explaining how to fold a fitted sheet and the other side setting forth the warnings associated with a medication for Alzheimer's. What am I missing?
16 comments:
Maybe it's a test for Alzheimer's--if you can figure the instructions (and remember them long enough to apply them)--you don't have Alzheimer's! :)
Wise County Messenger:
Sorry. Our bad. That was supposed to go to Brock.
Somebody thinks you have Alzheimer's and forgot how to make up your bed?.............
Sorry, Barry
I thought you asked on your blog at one time if anyone knew how to fold a fitted sheet....must have been another blog, another helpless guy. I should have kept that Alzheimer's medication info for myself.
I was gonna explain, but I forgot!
Anthrax
The Mess is just now doing April Fools pranks
I officially declare this blog dead!
The Obama administration included 63.5 billion for this program to assist the linen-challenged minorities redistribute technical knowledge throughout the medical system they have been unfairly prevented from enjoying like rich white people have for all the years since slavery went underground.
outter office it right back toem, thatell showem.
hey messupper..how about some business news, we haven't had a business news story in over 4 months now..wtf..?
Hey..ummm...actually could you send those instructions over to me? I can never fold my fitted sheets correctly and my linen closet always looks so shabby because of it!
I'm guessing you criticized The Messenger lately and someone there is calling your blog The Green Sheet. And you're senile.
who knows
WCM - FAIL!
My guess is that they have a bet to see if you would post it on the blog!? Wonder who had to buy the donuts?
What are you missing???
Look for your wallet, you've lost that several times over the last year.
Double Fake Bill Fold
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