4.11.2010

My Palo Duro Canyon Visit [Edit: Photo Links Fixed]

Ok, so this weekend I decided to write one off of my Bucket List and visit Palo Duro Canyon. Since I can only write in bullet points, here goes:
  • It's right by Amarillo so I decided to go with Southwest Airlines. Let me say this: Southwest Airlines knows how to run a business like no other.
  • My post to Twitter from the airport read: "The government just conviscated my sun screen. Thanks a lot Bin Laden."
  • My companion-who-is-a-girl decided to take a large pocket knife in her carry on since we were going hiking. Really? It made it through.
  • We got to the canyon a little after 8:00 a.m. after a very short drive from Amarillo. My first thought: I can't believe this thing is in Texas.
  • I mean jaw dropping gorgeous.
  • Did you know it is the largest canyon in the United States after the Grand Canyon?
  • We had picked out two hikes. One was a "secret" trail about a mile and a half to a "table top" which overlooked the famous amphitheater. The second one was a three mile hike to The Lighthouse. (More below.)
  • About a 1/4 mile into the first hike, seeing no one, we came across a fanny-pack-looking-thing right off the trail which looked new, was full of water, and full of snack bars. Right next to it was a cliff of about 70 yards from the bottom. Hope the guy is OK.
  • Finally made it to the the Table Top. Here's a view of the amphitheater from up there. Here's a few of the canyon.
  • Sitting up there for 30 minutes was probably one of the Top Ten Adventure Moments of my life.
  • From there we made it back to the car and drove down the road to the trailhead for The Lighthouse.
  • That hike seemed more than three miles. A lot more.
  • I bought some hiking shoes about a year ago manufactured by Merrell. Absolutely outstanding.
  • Here's a random pic along the way of the beauty.
  • I saw my first horned toad in the wild since I was a child. I tried to catch the little fellow to hold him but I'm not as fast as I was when I was a child.
  • Here's what it looks like from about a half mile away from the destination.
  • Here it is once we climbed up to the shelf of The Lighthouse. Wow.
  • The craziest sight was a couple with five young kids (how they made that hike is a mystery). But dad, who was incredibly in control of the little hellions ("if you make a mistake and run, you die!!"), decided to take them to the peak of the cliff right next to The Lighthouse. (In the above picture, that peak is to the left.)
  • Here's a pic of the kids beginning the climb up there. That doesn't do it justice.
  • We climbed up to see if you could actually get to the top of that peak and found that you could. Problem: There's about an eight foot vertical climb to get to it. And, trust me, if you fall, you are going to die. Die hard. (The Dad of those kids wasn't kidding.)
  • Here's a pic of a gal boosting herself up to the top. I promise that down and to the right is a cliff that is steeper than anything Wylie E. Coyote ever fell off of.
  • That's the same climb that five little kids did and I HAVE NO IDEA how they pulled that off. Dad had to boost them up there, I guess. I'm so mad at myself for not running up there to snap a picture of it.
  • My companion decided to go to the top as I developed a small case of vertigo. (Yep, I wussed out.)
  • Here she is at the top. Insane. (Remember the pic of the little kids climbing to the top of it? That path can be seen in the lower right of the pic.)
  • On the way back, as it got hotter, I thought about my Bataan Death March book and realized how easy life is.
  • I've got a new appreciation for Texas weekend trips.

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow I've always wanted to go to the caynon ... thanks for the report ... awesome ...... now on my BUCKET list .....

Anonymous said...

I went to college at WT and we would always go out to the canyon! I miss it and you've made me really want to go back and visit!

Anonymous said...

Lots of beauty in the panhandle... You just have to know where to look... Glad you enjoyed!

RPM said...

"I saw my first horned toad in the wild since I was a child. I tried to catch the little fellow to hold him but I'm not as fast as I was when I was a child."

Baylor v TCU... 'nuff said.

Altho not as majestic as Palo Duro, The Caprock is an awe inspiring view all it's own. It's nowhere as touristized as PD, but that just makes it that much more attractive to me.

And you're right, Southwest is the ONLY way to fly!

Anonymous said...

it's a 4-5 hour drive! Why would you fly it? Also, they say that the play "Texas" is awesome that is there.

Anonymous said...

For those of us that attended Texas Tech, the canyon is no secret and a great weekend adventure. West Texas has some amazing beauty. The ignorance expelled by those that have never been or visited the plains baffles me. There are even more canyons to be found along 82/114, and south of Lubbock, and of course Ransom Canyon which is part of Lubbock now. I'm happy you enjoyede your vist, Big Bend N'tl park should be next for you.

Anonymous said...

Those pictures & your weekend trip takes my breath away - literally.

PS - There were a couple of pictures that I could not access because it said they were private. IT was under twitter; I did sign in; but I suppose I am not on your "twitter list?" Who knows? I don't twitter so I don't really know how it works.

Anonymous said...

Palo Duro is amazing! Just don't get caught in that palce if a storm comes up! You may just get to spend the night. And, yes, the production of Texas is incredible! A must for your summer! Get reservations before you go.

mzchief said...

To Barry...
Thank you for taking us on a field trip. Your lady friend is one brave/crazy chick. *;)

Now you need to put hiking The Inca Trail to Machu Picchu on your bucket list and be certain to take loads of photos for us. I would love to go but am terrified of heights and just too lazy to hike that far in the thin aired Andes Mountains.

janneba said...

Awesome pictures have been there several times but stayed on the level ground mostly. Glad you guys had fun.

Propagandist said...

I figured, visiting the Playboy Mansion was at the top of your Bucket List.

Anonymous said...

I guess you'll start some heavy-duty backpacking with your law partner, now! :)

BportTXAG said...

Actually you tweeted about getting your tanning spray confiscated. Did they confiscate your man card too? :-)

wordkyle said...

There are a lot of surprises on the Llano Estacado for you downstaters.

We saw "Texas" once. I was conscious of how the performers said the word "Texas." So is the correct pronunciation "Tex-uss" (their way) or "Tex-izz" (my way)?

Mr. Mike Honcho said...

thanks for the pics, Barry.

We have enjoyed PD for many years and look forward to introducing our kids to it as well.

Did you get a chance to go to the Panhandle Plains Museum? You really, really need to go there. Top notch and fits like a glove with a trip to the Canyon.

Anonymous said...

did you go down the dirt road last weekend



the backdoor intruder

Anonymous said...

We went to Gifford Hill for vacation last year, it was awesome. Those gravel piles gave me tha woolies, them suckers are tall. Not many picks to share,prob. go back this year if we can come up with the funds.

Anonymous said...

Guadalupe Mountains. Add to your bucket list. Guadalupe Peak is almost 9,000 feet in elevation, highest point in Texas. Not far from Carlsbad, but actually in Texas. Great hike to the top. Other trails around there for non summit types. Black bears, mountain lions, the works.

Anonymous said...

While you are close to Amarillo, be sure to check out the Ranching Heritage Museum on Tech campus.

Anonymous said...

Growing up in the Panhandle, I used to go every summer and see "Texas". Barry, you need to go in the summer and see this. It is amazing and will make you proud to be from Texas (in a good way). Even if you aren't a fan of musicals, you would love the whole experience.

Ali said...

I'm glad you had a great time and thanks for the pictures.

Anonymous said...

You saw a horned lizard. There is no such thing as a horned toad.

Sincerely,
Triple Fake Jack Hanna

Anonymous said...

Who is the dumb azz that has not heard of the famous TEXAS TOAD?