7.08.2009

Random Thursday Morning Thoughts

  • More news yesterday on how former NFL player Steve McNair died: His 20 year old girlfriend shot him twice in the head and twice in the chest while he was sleeping.
  • Note to self: Get rid of 20 year old girlfriend.
  • I don't know why I haven't mentioned the 500 dogs seized in Montague County due to neglect. Maybe it's because they don't look near as bad as some other cases we've seen.
  • I can't imagine being a defendant in a felony case waiting for the verdict. I've experienced sitting right beside them, but that's not the same thing as being in their shoes.
  • Man, colleges do some long term planning. Baylor and Duke just worked out an agreement to meet in football on 2017 and 2018. Obama will have finished his second term by then.
  • Something I learned from my new book Assassination Vacation: Timothy McVeigh, the Oklahoma City bomber, was wearing a T-shirt at that time with a picture of Abraham Lincoln and the motto: Sic semper tyrannis, the state motto of Virginia, and also the words shouted by John Wilkes Booth after he shot Lincoln. (The translation: Thus, always, to tyrants.)
  • I really don't know what "Thus, always, to tyrants" means.
  • Our County Attorney spent most of the weekend in an RV at the Sheriff's Office in connection with "Nor Refusal Weekend." I told him he was crazy.
  • Mena Suvari has a tattoo on her back, too.
  • Megan Henderson, formerly of Fox 4, has been gone for months and hasn't been replaced.
  • There's a web site that almost always steal a pic from for the Random Girl. Now it's started to put a watermark on them which greatly distracts from the hotness. Ugh.
  • If you saw Alpha Dog you'll be very interested in this.
  • I'm amazed at how many cops don't understand they are an agent of government.
  • 41 dead in Iraq in the last two days. Anybody truly believe it's only going to get better?

48 comments:

Anonymous said...

Note to McNair--might not wanna "run around" on your live-in girlfriend--she might get pissed off!!

I'm sure "Thus, always to tyrants" means "Thus" (What I just did to you--assassinate you) all tyrants deserve. etc.

Anonymous said...

Maybe all our politicos should be required to have "Remember McNair" tatooed in appropriate spot.

Regret what she did to Ms McNair and kids, but she put an end to his philandering without costing the state too much to incarcerate her for the rest of her life.

Anonymous said...

I wanna know who noticed the ink.There is something wrong when we can only see the paint when it's put on a canvas as magnificent as that.

Anonymous said...

Think you have to have more than deep pockets to have a 20yr old girlfriend.

However Barry, don't lower your standards.........should you get one (a 20 something) you will know it's real love.

Anonymous said...

Obama promised that he will bring the troops home. I didn't know that he meant they would come home in body bags.

Anonymous said...

Sic semper tyrannus
"The phrase is attributed to Marcus Junius Brutus, the most famous figure in the assassination of Julius Caesar" - wiki
For a better understanding, take a look at the state seal of Virginia. (Hint: the speaker of the phrase opens up a #10 can of whoop-a$$ on the tyrant)

Note to self:
get 20 year old girlfriend who isn't homicidal/suicidal
(P.S. to self: other ages eligible, but don't budge on "no homicide/suicide" clause)

Anonymous said...

Cheaters cheat. I'm always amazed when people get upset that the person who cheated WITH them cheated ON them.

Anonymous said...

and liars lie..obama has lied worster than slick and hill put together and the one good thing that will come from this is we (usa) will go into the worstest depression the world has ever seen. then we can rid ourselves of these tyrants (r's & d's) forever.

Anonymous said...

Say what you want about McNair and the 20 year-old. But, that girl got a heck of a deal on that 9mm.

Anonymous said...

41 dead in IRAQ, only a few million to go. I can't wait.

Anonymous said...

They need to bring the troops home asap! Makes me furious when we continue to sent our young people to foreign countries to die for other people's causes. It's just ridiculous, and I can't see why anyone would support that...ever. It's not for OUR freedom like the propagandists claim. Vietnam...case in point, but we never learn. They're not "fighting for our country", that's just a euphemism for going to die for no reason in a foreign land.

Anonymous said...

Barry are you slipping? The school board is going to vote this evening to spend $1.2-1.4 million on artificial turf and improvments to the foot ball field. I wonder how many people think we can afford that.

Anonymous said...

On December 21 2012 I will no longer post anymore Banjo comments.

Anonymous said...

Let's see...a guy named Jesse James Hollywood is a drug dealer and convicted kidnapper/murderer.
Okay, who didn't see that one coming?

Is the gal in today's pic taking a ship-to-whore call?

McNair's girlfriend shot him twice in the head and twice in the chest while he was sleeping.
You'd think that first shot would be a wake-up call. Hello!? There's a serious problem with our relationship! (Get it? He was asleep...wake-up call? Is this thing on?)

Man, I should take this act on the road! (Heckler: Yeah, and leave it there!)

Anonymous said...

A dozen comments in and no one's mentioned the "Obama will have finished his second term by then," thought? Wow. I agree, but am shocked the knuckle-draggers have yet to protest.

Anonymous said...

The death toll in Iraq is nearing the numbers of Chicago and New Orleans. Time to pull our cops out of these places. Aren't they both run by liberal weenies? It's only gonna get better.

Anonymous said...

"Obammy will have finished his second term by then." I spewed my coffee when I read that one. Skippy, haven't you seen the handwriting on the wall? This clown is shredding the constitution so fast that by the time he is through taking dumps in the "White House" he will have made himself Supreme Commandante for life, just like his buddies Castro and Chavez. Do you like how he is standing up for the president of Honduras who tried the same thing?

Anonymous said...

and the bestest part is after 122112, therl b no mo liers, cheetrs,or chile molesten preverts, an ther aint gon b no mo o...!

Anonymous said...

1003 yo main..yo bout a funnie mo fo !

Anonymous said...

There are two things in this picture that look top heavy to me. Can you guess what they are?

Anonymous said...

Nuckel dragger haf problim hit littel spots on magick board that make word
sorrie four delay

A$$!

Anonymous said...

pretty funny, 10:03

Anonymous said...

What A Boat!!If only she would move so we can see it. Im talking about the tattoonow.

Anonymous said...

Another skank pic.

Anonymous said...

i sho hops i findz me a hot blak gull today.

Anonymous said...

10:23...

Check out the 15 volume series==="Left Behind".

Our supreme presidente is following that path. He wants to rule the world with his "fashion plate" yuck at his side...

Finger in throat,,,barf.

Denney Crane said...

I appreciate the high resolution photo of the ocean scenery on this post...

Anonymous said...

Can somebody tell me where I could purchase the whole Michael Jackson funeral collection on DVD or VHS?

I just want to watch it over and over.

Anonymous said...

"Obama will have finished his second term by then."

10:08

I started to comment, but I figured anything I said would pale in comparison to what Wordkyle is cooking up. I'm deferring to the higher power.

WK....the floor is yours.

Double Fake Speaker of the Blog

Anonymous said...

10:48: I read part of the Left Behind series (got tired of it), and I think Obama has a shot at that whole "leading the world" thing. The other countries sure see to idolize him as much as many in our country. I find that extremely disturbing, but not much we can do about it, I figure, but watch it unfold. After the whole MJ idolatry, seems the masses will "worship" just about anyone.

Anonymous said...

1126 is a WK butt kisser

Anonymous said...

MEGAN HENDERSON CANT BE REPLACED. AINT NOTHING IN THIS WORLD COMES CLOSE TO BEING AS FINE AS THAT PRIMO STUFF

Anonymous said...

cept fer Fiona.....

Anonymous said...

Banjo man your funny.

Anonymous said...

12:22

Next time I need to break up a really good party, I'll have you stop by.

Whoosh....POW!

Double Fake Walker, Texas Ranger

Anonymous said...

"41 dead in Iraq in the last two days. Anybody truly believe it's only going to get better?"

How many Americans?

O, don't care.

Anyway, dude- you abandoning the faith. You know you're supposed to wait for things to turn around so you can give all praise to Dear Leader for getting us "out of the quagmire".

Sheesh, dont you read your huffpo and dailykos anymore?

wordkyle said...

I actually agree that Obama will be recoronated in 2012, unless he's caught on video having sex with a live animal or a dead child. No lesser scandal could do him in (as we saw in 2008.) It would take a scandal, because his first-term policy failures will continue to be blamed on Bush.

Anonymous said...

McNair is married... what the heck is wrong with the media.. its not his "girlfriend".. he was cheating on his wife and god made him realize his wrong doing

Anonymous said...

My man sack has deflated. Wordie, responded with 5 1/2 lines to the 2016 comment made by Senor Verde regarding Obama being Pres until 2016....I am sooooooooo disappointed.

Double Fake Dazed and Confused

Anonymous said...

the hawks will never allow bho to survive a second term..he may not finish the first term, you mark my words....Ghost of LBJ

wordkyle said...

DFD&C - On my screen it's only two lines. Sorry to hear about your scrotum. RIP

Anonymous said...

My perdiction is Perry beats Kay and becomes the Pres. Of the Republic of Texas.

Anonymous said...

Ha Ha Word! Good comments, especially the 8:07 one. I figure the only way OBammy can get a second term is if Palin gets the Republican nomination. Of course if she does, she might quit at half-time, so it could still be up in the air.

wordkyle said...

924 - Thank you so much for your opinions. How did you arrive at such insightful conclusions?

Anonymous said...

Well, like most of the speculation comments, just plain ol' insightful bullsh!t.
924

Anonymous said...

Whoosh Pow all you want 2:10. You are still a WK butt kisser. With saggy you knows.

Anonymous said...

Whoosh Pow! The sound of bending over, or maybe just standing flat footed and the whoosh being the quickness of the neck and head, of kissing WK behind! Ha Ha! Whoosh Pow! He loves it.

Anonymous said...

Whoosh Pow! Kung Fu RePandapublicanticon! Whoooosh Pow! I'll get those liberal weenies....I'll get them, Whoosh, Pow.........Weenie on a stick so good, Whoooosh Pow.